Thank you so much, with a total of over 100, It's my deep pleasure to give you. The fifth mystery ending.
BEST ENDING! (81-100+ PAGEVIEWS)
AN ALL-OUT HADOU-KARA PUNCH! THE BLOW FELT IN ALL DIMENSION'S!
(The 4 beings stood on an artificial gravity platform. All around, the full majesty of the universe floated around them.)
FOOLISH HUMAN! YOU STILL WISH TO BE DELETED? DESTROYING YOU HERE WITH NO-ONE TO SEE IS DISAPPOINTING! AS A LAST REQUEST,CHOOSE THE BATTLEFIELD THAT WILL BECOME YOUR GRAVE!
I CHOOSE TO FIGHT ON A PLACE IN TIME AND SPACE WHERE HOPE FAILED.
(Master Control using it's processing power tapped in the very Forge of Creation and teleported to different time-zones. The Dark ages, but saw villagers revolt on the lord, maybe the Inquisition, but no! Maybe on different time lines but no, Every world had it's own tyrants and heroes and doing different searches at once was slowing down her processers)
ITEM NOT FOUND! ITEM NOT FOUND! ERROR! ERROR!
Cracks in the reality Master Control Made, were forming. Out of each person with the same powers of Eamonn came through.
There just isn't!
There just isn't a world where Hope doesn't win!
Sometimes it's easy,
Sometimes it's a long battle with many casualties, But in the end Hope win out, even if we are not there to see it!
(The sheer concurrence of an impossible event made Master control lose her physical form completely, turning into a unstable Liquid mass.)
ERROR! ERROR! IRRELEVANT! ALL IS IRRELEVANT! DELETE! DELETE! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! OUT OF CHEESE-ERROR! MELON MELON MELON! RE-DO FROM START!
Remember when you appeared in my fridge and took eighties lad? Do you remember what I said, It was something on the lines of
YOU ARE AN ANDROID BUT ME?
I AM A MAY'UN!
(HE PUNCHED THE MASTER CONTROL SO HARD THAT REALITY COLLAPSED ALL AROUND THEM! THEY WOKE UP BACK IN IRELAND!)
We did it! we killed a teenage gurl! how comes people has trouble wi'dat?
Well then I'm glad we don't have to deal with her again! (Eamonn turns to see Joe-Jack's)
Wot's dat ye gotz dere, Mammie?
I gotz a fierce high tech mobile fone, so I have! It's a Tantalus 666-1300!
(The heroes jump at Mammie to take the phone, letting out a "NOOOOOO!" Between them. ending in a freeze-frame.)
THE END.
NEXT MONTH: THE TOOTH FAIRY!
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