THIS MONTH, BRAU!
THIS!
FUCKING!
MONTH!!!1!!!
i WOULD LIKE TO REMEMBER THAT ON THE 12TH OF FEBRUARY, the blog known as enlightened towers started on the 12th, However 2 days later I have to be reminded that Valentines Day is still a thing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ekz_CSBVg
CHEAP LOOKING COVER MADE ON MICROSOFT PAINT, GO!
Much like that other piece of crud i reviewed, Love Actually, This piece of crud is also an anthology of interwoven stories, so as such, I'm Dissecting them like a Box of chocolates, gorging one flavour to anoher in the vain attempt that my stomach will block the hole in my hea...GOD AM I LONELY I HATE THIS DAY SO MUCH!
Dawn Rises on Beverly Hills and we start with Ashton "Dude Where's My Career" Kushner and Jessica "Looks to Fall Back On" Alba. Reed (Kushner) Proposes to Morley (Alba) and she says yes! as Suggestive Stock Footage of Fountains is played, as He gets into his florist's van with George "Joke Stealing Hack" Lopez, Until one angry roadrager snarls at him!
Storyline 2 sees a gimmick filled Newsroom with tap-dancing weathergirls (Fake News indeed!) and Calvin Moore (Jamie Foxx) a sportscaster, pissed he is given a man on the street assignment for Valentine's day, which, without any sports, should be his day off!
Back in the Flower Market, Kushner wants some kind of Employee Discount on flowers to Morley. he gives Reed a box, one he says cannot be opened til "the Perfect Moment!"
"And Remember, Don't feed it after Midnight!"
Calvin tries to interview the Velly Eh-Shawn boss, but Reed interjects instead, being interviewed by Calvin
Storyline 3 sees Patrick Dempsey, A doctor (Dempsey playing a doctor? DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING!) Getting dressed to fly to San Fran. His girlfriend Julia (Jennifer Garner) expositing her friend Cara (revealed later as Jessica Beil) is hosting an "Anti-Valentines day dinner" Seeing Reed on Tv, he orders flowers for his girlfriend
Storyline 4, and New couple Jason (Topher Grace) and Liz (Anne Hathaway) are waking up next to each other. they work in the same office building, what Jason doesn't know is that Liz is a call-girl!
Storyline 5 is an elderly couple (Shirley Maclaine and Hector Elizondo) Estella and Edgar are parenting their grandson, who lost his father a year ago today.
Back in 3, Julia Runs into Taylor Swift, Doing a VERY! Bad job in her acting debut.
Swiftie, go back to what do best...BEING A CUM DUMP FOR A-LIST CELEBRITIES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynjS1fGSfls
In a sixth Storyline on a plane, Bradley Cooper is asleep next to a female soldier (Julia Roberts). A stewardess puts 2 and 2 together and puts a blanket over both of them....
WELL, HER ASS IS FIRED!
Back in 3, Julia has stopped at the florists. Thanks to media exposure, the florist is now seeing a lot of business. Julia wishes that Harrison (Dempsey) would hurry the feck up and propose already, Reed gives Julia the GREAT IDEA! of going to San Francisco after class (she is a teacher!)...only to reveal that Harrison is already married!
Back on the plane, Bradley and Julia wake up to see the horrible circumstance they are put in! Notice didn't use their Characters names? well for a 2 hour film with 11 storylines, THEIR NAMES ARE NEVER GIVEN!
Back in 1, Morley (Alba) has come to Give Reed his lost wallet, but she is not wearing his ring, because she fears commitment, In 5 Edgar drives his lovelorn grandson to school and talks about his first love...The boys Grandma..He and Estella are going to renew their Vows after 50 years! They stop at the Florists and the boys buys flowers and a card that plays "When A Man Loves A Woman" to be delivered to his crush Back in storyline 4, Jason has forgotten it's Valentine's day! Nice One Foreman!
We have another Storyline, 7 Liz being a call girl on the dime of her new Boss "Bi-Polar Paula" (Queen Latifah), who is as cold-blooded as they come ("You hung up on your own Momma? That's SO HEARTLESS! WE MIGHT BE FRIENDS AFTER ALL!")
Storyline 8 sees an Injured Amercian Football Player contemplate retirement (What this has to do about love is anyone's guess!) Remember Garner talking about Biel's Party? well she is also His Publicist, who in her own storyline, 9, is upset noone is going to her party!
At a high school, Emma Stone plays Grace who plans to lose her virginity to her boyfriend before he moves away to college. Both parties are given terrible relationship advice by Taylors Lautner and Swift Respectively!
YEAH LIKE SWIFT EVEN KNOWS WHAT A SUSTAINABLE RELATIONSHIP EVEN IS!
Next door in a cafe 7,8,and 9 converge as Cara reveals she is also working for Paula, who is Sean's agent! Sean's playing prospects doesn't look good, Back on the plane that Stewardess can't take a hint! Julia is revealed to be Edgar's Grandson's teacher...THAT OLD CHESTNUT, HUH?
FORESHADOWING!
Back in 1, Doctor Scumbag wants to sent flowers to both his wife and his lover, not realizing that Reed personally knows Julia! Back in 10, Grace's Mother walks in on her daughter's Boyfriend wearing nothing but a guitar and socks. Liz still using the company phone for dirty calls, gets a warning from her boss! For someone called "Bi-Polar Paula" she sure doesn't get mad a lot, especially she should!
END OF PART1
PART 2 OF THIS SHITE TO BE CONCLUDED ON THE FIRST OF FEBRUARY! ONLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
THIS!
FUCKING!
MONTH!!!1!!!
i WOULD LIKE TO REMEMBER THAT ON THE 12TH OF FEBRUARY, the blog known as enlightened towers started on the 12th, However 2 days later I have to be reminded that Valentines Day is still a thing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ekz_CSBVg
CHEAP LOOKING COVER MADE ON MICROSOFT PAINT, GO!
Much like that other piece of crud i reviewed, Love Actually, This piece of crud is also an anthology of interwoven stories, so as such, I'm Dissecting them like a Box of chocolates, gorging one flavour to anoher in the vain attempt that my stomach will block the hole in my hea...GOD AM I LONELY I HATE THIS DAY SO MUCH!
Dawn Rises on Beverly Hills and we start with Ashton "Dude Where's My Career" Kushner and Jessica "Looks to Fall Back On" Alba. Reed (Kushner) Proposes to Morley (Alba) and she says yes! as Suggestive Stock Footage of Fountains is played, as He gets into his florist's van with George "Joke Stealing Hack" Lopez, Until one angry roadrager snarls at him!
Storyline 2 sees a gimmick filled Newsroom with tap-dancing weathergirls (Fake News indeed!) and Calvin Moore (Jamie Foxx) a sportscaster, pissed he is given a man on the street assignment for Valentine's day, which, without any sports, should be his day off!
Back in the Flower Market, Kushner wants some kind of Employee Discount on flowers to Morley. he gives Reed a box, one he says cannot be opened til "the Perfect Moment!"
"And Remember, Don't feed it after Midnight!"
Calvin tries to interview the Velly Eh-Shawn boss, but Reed interjects instead, being interviewed by Calvin
Storyline 3 sees Patrick Dempsey, A doctor (Dempsey playing a doctor? DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING!) Getting dressed to fly to San Fran. His girlfriend Julia (Jennifer Garner) expositing her friend Cara (revealed later as Jessica Beil) is hosting an "Anti-Valentines day dinner" Seeing Reed on Tv, he orders flowers for his girlfriend
Storyline 4, and New couple Jason (Topher Grace) and Liz (Anne Hathaway) are waking up next to each other. they work in the same office building, what Jason doesn't know is that Liz is a call-girl!
Storyline 5 is an elderly couple (Shirley Maclaine and Hector Elizondo) Estella and Edgar are parenting their grandson, who lost his father a year ago today.
Back in 3, Julia Runs into Taylor Swift, Doing a VERY! Bad job in her acting debut.
Swiftie, go back to what do best...BEING A CUM DUMP FOR A-LIST CELEBRITIES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynjS1fGSfls
In a sixth Storyline on a plane, Bradley Cooper is asleep next to a female soldier (Julia Roberts). A stewardess puts 2 and 2 together and puts a blanket over both of them....
WELL, HER ASS IS FIRED!
Back in 3, Julia has stopped at the florists. Thanks to media exposure, the florist is now seeing a lot of business. Julia wishes that Harrison (Dempsey) would hurry the feck up and propose already, Reed gives Julia the GREAT IDEA! of going to San Francisco after class (she is a teacher!)...only to reveal that Harrison is already married!
Back on the plane, Bradley and Julia wake up to see the horrible circumstance they are put in! Notice didn't use their Characters names? well for a 2 hour film with 11 storylines, THEIR NAMES ARE NEVER GIVEN!
Back in 1, Morley (Alba) has come to Give Reed his lost wallet, but she is not wearing his ring, because she fears commitment, In 5 Edgar drives his lovelorn grandson to school and talks about his first love...The boys Grandma..He and Estella are going to renew their Vows after 50 years! They stop at the Florists and the boys buys flowers and a card that plays "When A Man Loves A Woman" to be delivered to his crush Back in storyline 4, Jason has forgotten it's Valentine's day! Nice One Foreman!
We have another Storyline, 7 Liz being a call girl on the dime of her new Boss "Bi-Polar Paula" (Queen Latifah), who is as cold-blooded as they come ("You hung up on your own Momma? That's SO HEARTLESS! WE MIGHT BE FRIENDS AFTER ALL!")
Storyline 8 sees an Injured Amercian Football Player contemplate retirement (What this has to do about love is anyone's guess!) Remember Garner talking about Biel's Party? well she is also His Publicist, who in her own storyline, 9, is upset noone is going to her party!
At a high school, Emma Stone plays Grace who plans to lose her virginity to her boyfriend before he moves away to college. Both parties are given terrible relationship advice by Taylors Lautner and Swift Respectively!
YEAH LIKE SWIFT EVEN KNOWS WHAT A SUSTAINABLE RELATIONSHIP EVEN IS!
Next door in a cafe 7,8,and 9 converge as Cara reveals she is also working for Paula, who is Sean's agent! Sean's playing prospects doesn't look good, Back on the plane that Stewardess can't take a hint! Julia is revealed to be Edgar's Grandson's teacher...THAT OLD CHESTNUT, HUH?
FORESHADOWING!
Back in 1, Doctor Scumbag wants to sent flowers to both his wife and his lover, not realizing that Reed personally knows Julia! Back in 10, Grace's Mother walks in on her daughter's Boyfriend wearing nothing but a guitar and socks. Liz still using the company phone for dirty calls, gets a warning from her boss! For someone called "Bi-Polar Paula" she sure doesn't get mad a lot, especially she should!
END OF PART1
PART 2 OF THIS SHITE TO BE CONCLUDED ON THE FIRST OF FEBRUARY! ONLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
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