EPISODE 92: Eamonn reviews Tooth Fairy 2 Part 1

(This week's theme-mainly because the climax happens there and music used  sounds a lot like this-
Street fighter 4-Drive in at night-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-VPGPVUuM8
We are 8 episodes away from 100 episodes and despite 4+ years of Bog Standard Filliums, we had never done a film with Larry the Cable Guy in it. We'll fret no longer, cause not only do we have 1 with him in it, It's also a sequel to one of my most read reviews, TOOTH FAIRY!

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Dwayne Johnson played a washed up hockey player, who stole tooth fairy money from his girlfriend's daughter to pay off a bet. Made to wear clothes that killed his tough guy persona and action hero cred, as well as put up with Stephen "the World's Second Unfunniest Man, who writes the jokes for the World's Unfunniest Man" Merchant, all at the same time as winning back his new family and reviving his career, as turning into the tooth happens as the worst possible time!

Expect the same, but without the star power of Julie Andrews and Billy Crystal, this is EPISODE 92: TOOTH FAIRY 2

We Start with a Jangly guitar riff as the scene fades into Larry's beatdown pick up truck driving to a bowling alley.

Wow! this film is so Southern-fried, all that's missing is a Handsome cad called Beauregard!

So, Larry (idiosyncratically played by Larry the cable guy) enters the raffle despite the chagrin of his girlfriend, Brooke. The raffle is hosted by a car salesman... A handsome cad called Beauregarde!

Oh, so it's one of those films, where the foreshadowing flows like sweet water to thirsty masses.

So Bo, the (groan!) former beau to Brooke rigs the raffle for Larry to win to steal his girl, it half works, as Larry slips on nacho cheese and not only picks up a spare out of a 7-10 split, but scores strikes on every lane due in the greatest piece of CGI ever.

A year later, and Larry learns that Bo is running for Mayor, with plans to marry Brooke, he confronts the daycare worker as Bo appears canvassing, Brooke tells Larry that she left him for having the maturity of a child and the social grace of a pig!

Bribing children to pelt the handsome man with water balloons, Larry is overcome with more jealousy, in a fit of depression tells a boy that tooth fairy don't exist, causing the child to get upset and Brooke even more anry with the selfish redneck.

That Night after reminiscing the good times with Brooke, Larry finds a summons under his pillow, much like the 1st film, Larry is put on community service and teleported to Fairyland, where it's no longer a non-denominational Santa's workshop but a white room with cabinets stretching towards infinity!

Julie Andrews has now being replaced with a child actress, who through-out negatively reinforces everything Larry does! Larry passes the whole thing off as a nightmare from eating too much chicken, denouncing chicken by naming every way to cook chicken!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhfK98f5S00

without a full studio of actors to exposist the film, it's now up to a badly animated cartoon short, it looks like those Zelda CDi games, but is that Tara Strong I Hear? the Plot is similar to the 1st, but Now Larry has to collect 10 teeth in 10 days, in his home town of Metro County, "Floridee", but fail to do so, Nix will steal his greatest memory, fearing that the Epic bowling shot was his only crowning achievement, he accepts.

Waking up Larry goes a-fixing to get his woman back, volunteering to work at the Daycare Facility, Leading to larry to turn Arts and crafts into a summer snowball fight using the film's remaining budget on flour and tights, Naturally getting the Children Messy and Potentially hurt has Made Brooke to remember how iresponible Larry Is!

That Night, Larry has his co-workers over to watch the game, when he transforms into the tooth fairy right in from of them, unlike the 1st, Larry doesn't instantly have the potions and powders to hand, so he uses subterfuge like "i'm in a play" or "i lost a bet", though he blasts them with amnesia dust anyway after a while.

1st assignment and it doesn't go well, as sleeping powder that works on cats and dogs, doesn't work so well on pigs!, even spiking a moon pie, depletes his stash, the urge to watch the game is too much and blows his cover cover, leaving empty handed. Nix uses her pink pallette swap spell on items in Larry's Trailer, siting the Redneck that he has 9 days to straighten up and Fly right!

WILL LARRY GIT-ER-DONE? AND WIN HIS LADY BACK?
IS THE WINNING THE CAR REALLY HIS BEST MEMORY?
DOES TARA STRONG'S VOICE REALLY EQUAL 1 JULIE ANDREWS
WHY ARE IRISH MOON PIES MUCH SMALLER THAN THE AMERICAN ONES?
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