What started as a side project after struggling to get 1000 pageviews on The Enlightened Page, has erupted into a Worldwide Underground Phenomenon! and for what started in August 2009, 99 posts, 8 years and 10000 Pageviews later, It's only fair we have a throwback to our Very first review back in Episode 2, No Memes, No Links, No theme Music, Just Joe-Jack letting rip on a Terrible Waylan Brother Spoof!
(THIS POST IS WRITTEN IN THE STYLE OF JOE-JACK, THE TITULAR "BOGGER" OF BOGGER BOX OFFICE, AS SUCH, ALL SPELLING MISTAKES FROM THIS POINT ARE INTENTIONAL!)
HOLY MARY MOTHER OV GOD!
WOT A FOOKING TERRIBLE FILLIUM!
Oi Mean Oi've being eatin' be zombies, arrested fer countless murders, flew a jet plane intah a supermarket, fought monsters from another dimension, and even Ferryed Da Divil-Hostriche Back t'Hell, but Dis?
DIS MADE ME SHAT MESELF!
We Startz wif a close up ov a superhero costume as serious Music Plays out, but it would be a Waylan Brother Fillium without immature Shite like not being able to close a belt or pickin' a wedgie outta his hole!
We REALLY startz with Badly Aged 20 something, Drake Bell, running to catch a bus, but is blindsided and does a pratfall, then does two fer no reason, coz if ya didna laff da first time, clearly ye are to slow fer Craig Mazin's Sophisimahcated humoah!
So dis fillium is Spiderman mostly, with Drake as Peter Parker, who sits beside Replacement Waylan and Apple Shill, Kevin Hart!
So we are in a Farmer-Sue-Tea-cal Company on a field trip as Data frem Star Trek tells da Kids and no Teacher to explore da room wif mutated animals! Rick's (Bell) attempts to impress Jill (Sara Paxton) only serves to piss of Not-Alex Pettyfyr and Not-Willim Dafoe (Christopher McDonald), ending with Not-Pettyfyr throwing Rick intah Shit, because Shit is funny, but not as funny as washin' yourselves in Bestiality Inducing Hormones, which happens just straight aftah! In the Shameful Mess that they turn into the pivotal point, they show da humping radioactive dragonfly bitin' Drake!
Embarrassed, Rick has ran away, makin' Aunt Lucille and Uncle Albert (Leslie Neilson) get worried, Rick passes out,
Not-Dafoe creates a machine t'cure his cancer but instead turns 'im intah an age-suckin' parasite!
Aftah wakin' afthah 5 days, a message from "Prof X" tells Rick to seek him out, At a Science Fair where Prof Hawkin' is fair game for insults ("I CAN MAP THE GALAXY, BUT IT MEANS NOTHING IF I CAN'T USE THE TOILET LIKE A BIG BOY!" ACTUAL QUOTE FROM THIS FILM!) Rick's powers causes a sexual assault and a fight, a decade before, dey wrote intah a real Spiderman fillium,
Turns out Rick Parents died after a night at da opera, yas we are ruinin' Batman fer ev'ryun, as dis child-actoh's level of child-actin' is so bad, it kills his parents even wurse! including the father, played be the Late John Ritter-WHOOPS!
Rick wants t'buy a car so he goes t'da bank. he stupidity letz a bank robbah escape, only to hear Albert shot and car-jacked, Albert leaves Rick with some important last wurdz...
"GET OFF ME! your leaning on my Balls!"
Meanwhile Not-Dafoe, runs a medical test and his heart rate drops, he sucks da life out of his assistant and attempts to hide da body mak's it look like he's bangin' a corpse!
Albert has survived and Rick meets Prof X outside, and Since Dis Series of Filliums have always targeted X-men from day one lets assume da posistion...BLAHBLAHBLAH!, Sexual Assault With Superpowers is Funny...BLAHBLAHBLAH!, Special is a White-Man Word for Retard, BLAHbLAHBLAH, obligatory Joke about Halle not getting other work, and finally it ends with MRS X finding Pamela Anderson dressed as Sue Storm, her name? Invisibitch
...
ONVISIBITCH!
An Oi thoughtz dat Interview wif Ray D'Arcy woz Degradin' enuff!
So Rick decides to become Dragonfly, as Not-Dafoe becomes 'Ourglass. Mr Data tells Him he needs to kill a person everyday to survive, and he attempts to rob the High-school of an isotope to cure himself,
As a Newspapeh Protographah, Hourglass robs da Isotope, Titanium Blades prove to be Dragonfly's weakness, Dragonfly is also pissed that he cannot fly, but it's enuff to save Jill from a muggin'
'Ourglass discovers Rick is Dragonfly, he also learns dat he needs to absorb da life-force of 44000 people to become immortal, Ourglass strikes and kills Aunt Lucille, leading to Necrophillia jokes at a funeral, and Rick splittin' wif Jill
Ourglass plans to kill 10000's as well as world Leadah's at da humanitarian awards, Not-Dafoe tricks Dragonfly into beatin up da Dalai Lama, leading to all the dignitaries t'fight each other.
Hourglass makes his escape, where in da next room is a comic-con, Alright, I'm pissed at how stoopid dis is, time to put da spuds on!
Jill takes a blade from Dragonfly, Hourglass uses the isotope to increase his powers, Dragonfly siphons some life-energy into a dyin' Jill, A bomb on Dragonfly's crothch (B-COZ FUCK CONTEXT!) kills 'Ourglass but da blowback causes Jill and Rick to fall at a 60 degree angle, until Rick sprouts rings, and t'mak' we don't get a sequel, dey are killed be a badly animated CGI helicopter!
i wish i can just go up t' a Paramount Egg-cu-tive an' shout in his ear, STOP MAKING DESE! HOMOPHOBIA, PAEDOPHILIA, SEXUAL ASSAULT, RACISM, NECROPHILLIA, AND GENITAL MUTILATION IZ NOT FUNNY! AND ADDIN' BUZZWORDS TO MAKE IT HIP, MAKES IT LOOK LIKE EVERYONE UNDER 25 SHARES IN YA VIEWS!
Sadly, dey will always be Teenage Idiots and so Trash like will always be made!
NEXT MONTH ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE...
WITH 100 EPISODES BEHIND US, THE ONLY THING THAT STAND BEFORE US...IS DISASTER!
A BRAND NEW STORY LINE, THAT IS WILL STRETCH TO THE UNREACHABLE ENDS OF THE UNIVERSE, A STORY OF REBELLION, OF COURAGE, WITH THE FABRIC OF REALITY IN THE BALANCE!
STARTING WITH NEXT MONTHS REVIEW OF WITHOUT A PADDLE WE BEGIN THE FIRST CHAPTER OF
THE THIEF OF BOREDOM!
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Thursday, January 7, 2016
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
EPISODE 99: the christmas Special 2015: THE FLINTSTONES AND WWE: STONEAGE SMACKDOWN!
WARNING! DESPITE THE MATERIAL REVIEWED, THIS ITEM IS NOT FOR CHILDREN! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY STRONG LANGUAGE, SHOCKING ADVERTISING, TALKS ABOUT PROMISCUOUS GOLD-DIGGERS, AND YOUR CHILDHOOD DYING IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES, THEN LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE!)
(This month's theme- I mentioned the Scottish wrestler Grado (@gradowrestling). Here is his triumphant return to Scotland-and this is not edited in any way, this is REALLY his entrance Music!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BvkHWZJZDE
Welcome Everyone to the Bargain Bin White Elephant Party that is the Bogger Box Office Xmas Special. Have your ticket ready, as we reveal the final lot of the year.
Childhood.
Yes, you may guess correctly that i loved wrestling, but did you know that Ireland has a 12-hour children's tv block? Don't get too excited though! this block has cartoons and programs going back from 20-even 30 years! back.
A linchpin for all these years have being the Flintstones. Beloved by some, hated by others, the Flintstones may take it's place in history, but the jokes and ideals haven't stood the test of time! Plots including beatniks and trying to watch the fight while being in a tv black out zone, has no sway or understanding when i, now 30, watch the episodes. Oh and Lest we forget-THEY SOLD CIGARETTES TO CHILDREN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAExoSozc2c
So I don't know who...maybe 67 year old Vince McMahon, gave the go-ahead for WWE to team with a franchise that has being extinct since the truly rubbish prequel Viva Rock Vegas, Which I will never review since their isn't enough rat poison in the world that would put me out of my misery quicker!
THE COVER IS, WELL, GOOFY!
The Fact notwithstanding that John Cena looks like a Flintstone character in real life, the other wrestlers have being drawn in that style, top heavy and big chinned males and dainty and iris only eyes on the Bella-Skanks who are drawing with their Hartman Hips Unswinging. Also don't ask me who's who because the art staff decided that 2 twins whose personal lives have made them diverge and change their looks should still be drawn the same! Also you'll see this cover a see Daniel Bryan (the wrestler to the right of Barney) people seeing this would think "Yeah, someone who looks like Daniel Bryan would fit with cavemen!"..except he only has a cameo in this!
We Start in Flintstone's Home town of Bedrock and it seems that Fred is up to old tricks: Wanting to ask Slate for a pay advance despite being late for work!
At Slate's Quarry, a familiar face is looking to be seen (or "cant be seen") for a job interview, Yes it's Former Bogger Box Office victim and the reason for the popped vein my forehead, John Cena!
...this leads to Slate firing Fred for the umpteenth million and fourth time, but not before John Saves Fred and Mr Slate from being crushed by a Stegosaurus.
John Cena just no-sold The Stegosaurus' offense!
So Fred wants to tell Wilma the family is off, until he sees her in a bikini and becomes a drooling, chauvinistic, idiot! the resulting misogyny and air-headedness and you think nothing in western animation had changed to portray women in 50 years! AVATAR: Legend of WHO? Star and Forces of WHAT? LESBIAN ROCKS? THINK OF THE CHILDREN! If you think this is is bad, wait til the "role models" the Bella Twins turn up!
So Seemingly on cue, at the Water Buffalo Lodge's Family Carnival, the "Boulda" Twins are charging $100 at a kissing booth. Not that the line of Cavemen who wants to show'em their fossilized boners seem to mind!
I Must point out that Brianna Danielson (nee Garcia) otherwise known as Brie Bella is married, and has being during the time that this was in production. Don't get me wrong, her and her sister use to spread it like butter with all the boys backstage, but after marriage to Daniel Bryan, Brie has dressed more Conservatively whilst Nikki who only survives firing by being the top man's (John Cena) girlfriend!, continues being the talent-less cum-sponge that she is!
But that's nothing compared to who's coming next! Trust me a bigger rant is coming!
After Wilma scolds Fred for being in the line, he goes over to Barney's Boxing Kangaroo (as if this film was filled with out-dated ideas before!) Barney's pet Boop-a-roo, Honky, Destroys all his opponents, in the line are Marble Henry (Mark Henry) and C.M. Punk- Rock (Phil Brooks)
You Know, the same Phil Brooks who became an Internet Hero and Firebrand when he won the title in his home town of Chicago, 1 day before his contract was expired, only to fuck off when things didn't go his way! and join Ultimate Punching And Kicking, only to STILL!(AT TIME OF WRITING) not have a single fight yet for 10 months, but don't worry I'm sure his fight with the Green FUCKING! Power Ranger will be a Barn-Burner! Because of his departure, Punk's recent actions have being whitewashed and his likeness edited from merch, the worst was having the Longest Reigning Diva's Title Reign held by Brook's Wife, April (f.k.a A.J Lee) beaten by the reign of aforementioned Talentless Cum-sponge, Nikki Bella,
Punk cuts a heel promo on a frightened Honky, This makes Barney so mad he beats the tattoos off of Punk-Rock, throwing him into Vince McMagma's (Vince McMahon, Chairman of WWE) Sushi bar. Seeing how much money people donated and getting offered a contract by Vince, Fred calls himself Barney's manager, until Betty and Wilma refuses. Punk tells Marble to pull him out of the cart but gets stung by a jellyfish.
So Fred starts recruiting Wrestler for his own Promotion to raise the money he lost. he recruits Cena, Rey Mysterio (working in an office,) The Undertaker (in a graveyard, naturally!) and Cena Tricks Daniel Bry-rock (Daniel Bryan) with "Duck Season, Rabbit Season" in a cameo, Punk and Henry return to beat up Barney but the other wrestlers arrive to run Punk and Henry Off!
So it's the 1st Night of Fred's backyard wrestling promotion in the off-season fairgrounds, Fred questions the conviction of his wrestlers when he spies Cena sleeping, Rey texting and Undertaker...watching cat-videos!
He also convinces Barney to wrestle on the premise on the promise of his family being on holiday too! Betty in a bikini as fanservice daydream nails the point home.
So Cena and Mysterio have their Match...But Fred has missed one key factor in his plan...WRESTLING IS FAKE!...And when the crowd sees Cena and Rey leaving together they demand their money back!
So it's up to Barney vs The Undertaker to win them back, Fred lowers the circus loin-cage and Barney wins the crowd by comedy and athleticism, despite being short and fat.
In other words, Barney Rubble...has become Grado!
So Naturally the wives find out their husbands plan, but at least they have enough money for their vacation and to live comfortably, so you, Children and people under 20 who never seen the Flintstones before would think this is a happy ending, that nothing or no-one will convince Fred to put all his hard earned money, especially in a scheme that actually worked and got his wife's approval for a change!
To which is say this...
(POINTS AND LAUGHS!)
After an American Beauty Daydream about Money, Fred quits the quarry and buys an expensive suit to make him look like a BOXING! Manager, as well as a pimp! he then Hires C.M.Punk-rock and Marble Henry to settle the score with Barney, without telling Barney before hand!
So he tells Barney, that he spent the money for the arena and the tv rights, hell even the suit alone wiped the funds out! Barney, refuses and Wrestlers don't seem to like the idea of Fred dropping Barney or telling them to risk injury for money, by the way, are Cena, Rey and 'Taker even getting paid? and they walk out, and it's gotten worse, Punk, Marble and the Boulda-Skanks are in the causing trouble and demanding a rematch. Fred Puts himself in the ring in Barney's place, and is manhandled by Punk and Henry and cock-teased by the 2 whores! or maybe because Fred is the richest man in wrestling in this universe and their respective real-life partners are only working Joes at a Quarry!
But Cena, Rey-Rey, and the Dead Man return to save Fred and even Cena gets a theme Music Power-up and Throws Punk so hard, he shatters the steel chair he was holding!
Even in Cartoon Form, Punk can't get over Cena!
Barney arrives and knocks the ever-loving shit out of Punk! the Wives arrive and deal with the Bouldas who realize their meal tickets have being revoked! Fred sells the Promotion to Vince McMagma, and the rights alone is enough to pay for a holiday for him, Barney, their families and even the wrestlers, Slate has given both their jobs back, because Status Quo is God in Hanna-Barbera, And just as Fred vows to relax and not do a crazy money-making scheme, the resort's tannoy says the karaoke is now a televised audition for Prehistoric Idol, Fred and Barney run like maniacs with Dollar Signs In their Eyes! HERE WE GO AGAIN!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
AND BECAUSE IT'S XMAS! I'M GONNA DOWN A WHOLE BOTTLE OF BAKING BRANDY, WHY?
BECAUSE THIS DVD SUCKS!
Hanna-Barbera have a long history of flavours of the month adding their voices to their products, with varying results. However, this was one of their worst crossovers. Keith Michael Richardson cannot do the voice of Barney, so it was strange not to hear the chucklely voice in this film. As for the animation it looks exactly like it did sixty years ago, as for the jokes, dialogue and character interactions it sounds they came out of the 60's too! As for the celebrity voice overs apart from Vince and Cena being themselves, a short cameo by Daniel Bryan and A few laughs from comically serious Undertaker, ("you're Icecream is Melting"/ "these Trunks ride up something Awful!") you can tell Phil Brooks didn't want nothing to do with this, as for the Bellas, their voices are like themselves as human beings, they are just not pleasant! Also, None of the art staff worked from meeting the wrestlers first hand it seems, as 5 foot 5 Rey Mysterio stood an equal head with 6 foot John Cena and 7 foot Undertaker, the only one not drawn off model was former Olympian weightlifter, Mark Henry.
This movie's existence is completely as odds with the edgy,
well written,
and progressive cartoons,
that Warner Bros are creating, that even their old franchises are jumping on the bandwagon.
In other words, Yet another turd in the Flintstone stable.
CREDITS
The Flintstones and WWE, Stoneage Smackdown was reviewed, compiled and Edited by Eamonn Bermingham (@RealEnli)
With clips and music from
TNA IMPACT
Wilson's Cigerettes
and Music :
Like A Prayer by Madonna
All WWE names are trademarks of WWE PLC,
Flintstones WWE stoneage Smackdown was co-produced by Warner Bros and WWE Films
All Rights Reserved.
All media used belongs to their respective owners!
NEXT MONTH ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
THE TIME HAS COME!
THE ROAD HAS BEING LONG BUT WHAT STARTED 8 YEARS AGO WILL REACH IT'S DESTINATION!
THE 100TH EPISODE OF BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
JANUARY 5TH 2016!
(This month's theme- I mentioned the Scottish wrestler Grado (@gradowrestling). Here is his triumphant return to Scotland-and this is not edited in any way, this is REALLY his entrance Music!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BvkHWZJZDE
Welcome Everyone to the Bargain Bin White Elephant Party that is the Bogger Box Office Xmas Special. Have your ticket ready, as we reveal the final lot of the year.
Childhood.
Yes, you may guess correctly that i loved wrestling, but did you know that Ireland has a 12-hour children's tv block? Don't get too excited though! this block has cartoons and programs going back from 20-even 30 years! back.
A linchpin for all these years have being the Flintstones. Beloved by some, hated by others, the Flintstones may take it's place in history, but the jokes and ideals haven't stood the test of time! Plots including beatniks and trying to watch the fight while being in a tv black out zone, has no sway or understanding when i, now 30, watch the episodes. Oh and Lest we forget-THEY SOLD CIGARETTES TO CHILDREN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAExoSozc2c
So I don't know who...maybe 67 year old Vince McMahon, gave the go-ahead for WWE to team with a franchise that has being extinct since the truly rubbish prequel Viva Rock Vegas, Which I will never review since their isn't enough rat poison in the world that would put me out of my misery quicker!
THE COVER IS, WELL, GOOFY!
We Start in Flintstone's Home town of Bedrock and it seems that Fred is up to old tricks: Wanting to ask Slate for a pay advance despite being late for work!
At Slate's Quarry, a familiar face is looking to be seen (or "cant be seen") for a job interview, Yes it's Former Bogger Box Office victim and the reason for the popped vein my forehead, John Cena!
...this leads to Slate firing Fred for the umpteenth million and fourth time, but not before John Saves Fred and Mr Slate from being crushed by a Stegosaurus.
John Cena just no-sold The Stegosaurus' offense!
So Fred wants to tell Wilma the family is off, until he sees her in a bikini and becomes a drooling, chauvinistic, idiot! the resulting misogyny and air-headedness and you think nothing in western animation had changed to portray women in 50 years! AVATAR: Legend of WHO? Star and Forces of WHAT? LESBIAN ROCKS? THINK OF THE CHILDREN! If you think this is is bad, wait til the "role models" the Bella Twins turn up!
So Seemingly on cue, at the Water Buffalo Lodge's Family Carnival, the "Boulda" Twins are charging $100 at a kissing booth. Not that the line of Cavemen who wants to show'em their fossilized boners seem to mind!
I Must point out that Brianna Danielson (nee Garcia) otherwise known as Brie Bella is married, and has being during the time that this was in production. Don't get me wrong, her and her sister use to spread it like butter with all the boys backstage, but after marriage to Daniel Bryan, Brie has dressed more Conservatively whilst Nikki who only survives firing by being the top man's (John Cena) girlfriend!, continues being the talent-less cum-sponge that she is!
But that's nothing compared to who's coming next! Trust me a bigger rant is coming!
After Wilma scolds Fred for being in the line, he goes over to Barney's Boxing Kangaroo (as if this film was filled with out-dated ideas before!) Barney's pet Boop-a-roo, Honky, Destroys all his opponents, in the line are Marble Henry (Mark Henry) and C.M. Punk- Rock (Phil Brooks)
You Know, the same Phil Brooks who became an Internet Hero and Firebrand when he won the title in his home town of Chicago, 1 day before his contract was expired, only to fuck off when things didn't go his way! and join Ultimate Punching And Kicking, only to STILL!(AT TIME OF WRITING) not have a single fight yet for 10 months, but don't worry I'm sure his fight with the Green FUCKING! Power Ranger will be a Barn-Burner! Because of his departure, Punk's recent actions have being whitewashed and his likeness edited from merch, the worst was having the Longest Reigning Diva's Title Reign held by Brook's Wife, April (f.k.a A.J Lee) beaten by the reign of aforementioned Talentless Cum-sponge, Nikki Bella,
Punk cuts a heel promo on a frightened Honky, This makes Barney so mad he beats the tattoos off of Punk-Rock, throwing him into Vince McMagma's (Vince McMahon, Chairman of WWE) Sushi bar. Seeing how much money people donated and getting offered a contract by Vince, Fred calls himself Barney's manager, until Betty and Wilma refuses. Punk tells Marble to pull him out of the cart but gets stung by a jellyfish.
So Fred starts recruiting Wrestler for his own Promotion to raise the money he lost. he recruits Cena, Rey Mysterio (working in an office,) The Undertaker (in a graveyard, naturally!) and Cena Tricks Daniel Bry-rock (Daniel Bryan) with "Duck Season, Rabbit Season" in a cameo, Punk and Henry return to beat up Barney but the other wrestlers arrive to run Punk and Henry Off!
So it's the 1st Night of Fred's backyard wrestling promotion in the off-season fairgrounds, Fred questions the conviction of his wrestlers when he spies Cena sleeping, Rey texting and Undertaker...watching cat-videos!
He also convinces Barney to wrestle on the premise on the promise of his family being on holiday too! Betty in a bikini as fanservice daydream nails the point home.
So Cena and Mysterio have their Match...But Fred has missed one key factor in his plan...WRESTLING IS FAKE!...And when the crowd sees Cena and Rey leaving together they demand their money back!
So it's up to Barney vs The Undertaker to win them back, Fred lowers the circus loin-cage and Barney wins the crowd by comedy and athleticism, despite being short and fat.
In other words, Barney Rubble...has become Grado!
So Naturally the wives find out their husbands plan, but at least they have enough money for their vacation and to live comfortably, so you, Children and people under 20 who never seen the Flintstones before would think this is a happy ending, that nothing or no-one will convince Fred to put all his hard earned money, especially in a scheme that actually worked and got his wife's approval for a change!
To which is say this...
(POINTS AND LAUGHS!)
After an American Beauty Daydream about Money, Fred quits the quarry and buys an expensive suit to make him look like a BOXING! Manager, as well as a pimp! he then Hires C.M.Punk-rock and Marble Henry to settle the score with Barney, without telling Barney before hand!
So he tells Barney, that he spent the money for the arena and the tv rights, hell even the suit alone wiped the funds out! Barney, refuses and Wrestlers don't seem to like the idea of Fred dropping Barney or telling them to risk injury for money, by the way, are Cena, Rey and 'Taker even getting paid? and they walk out, and it's gotten worse, Punk, Marble and the Boulda-Skanks are in the causing trouble and demanding a rematch. Fred Puts himself in the ring in Barney's place, and is manhandled by Punk and Henry and cock-teased by the 2 whores! or maybe because Fred is the richest man in wrestling in this universe and their respective real-life partners are only working Joes at a Quarry!
But Cena, Rey-Rey, and the Dead Man return to save Fred and even Cena gets a theme Music Power-up and Throws Punk so hard, he shatters the steel chair he was holding!
Even in Cartoon Form, Punk can't get over Cena!
Barney arrives and knocks the ever-loving shit out of Punk! the Wives arrive and deal with the Bouldas who realize their meal tickets have being revoked! Fred sells the Promotion to Vince McMagma, and the rights alone is enough to pay for a holiday for him, Barney, their families and even the wrestlers, Slate has given both their jobs back, because Status Quo is God in Hanna-Barbera, And just as Fred vows to relax and not do a crazy money-making scheme, the resort's tannoy says the karaoke is now a televised audition for Prehistoric Idol, Fred and Barney run like maniacs with Dollar Signs In their Eyes! HERE WE GO AGAIN!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
AND BECAUSE IT'S XMAS! I'M GONNA DOWN A WHOLE BOTTLE OF BAKING BRANDY, WHY?
BECAUSE THIS DVD SUCKS!
Hanna-Barbera have a long history of flavours of the month adding their voices to their products, with varying results. However, this was one of their worst crossovers. Keith Michael Richardson cannot do the voice of Barney, so it was strange not to hear the chucklely voice in this film. As for the animation it looks exactly like it did sixty years ago, as for the jokes, dialogue and character interactions it sounds they came out of the 60's too! As for the celebrity voice overs apart from Vince and Cena being themselves, a short cameo by Daniel Bryan and A few laughs from comically serious Undertaker, ("you're Icecream is Melting"/ "these Trunks ride up something Awful!") you can tell Phil Brooks didn't want nothing to do with this, as for the Bellas, their voices are like themselves as human beings, they are just not pleasant! Also, None of the art staff worked from meeting the wrestlers first hand it seems, as 5 foot 5 Rey Mysterio stood an equal head with 6 foot John Cena and 7 foot Undertaker, the only one not drawn off model was former Olympian weightlifter, Mark Henry.
This movie's existence is completely as odds with the edgy,
well written,
and progressive cartoons,
that Warner Bros are creating, that even their old franchises are jumping on the bandwagon.
In other words, Yet another turd in the Flintstone stable.
CREDITS
The Flintstones and WWE, Stoneage Smackdown was reviewed, compiled and Edited by Eamonn Bermingham (@RealEnli)
With clips and music from
TNA IMPACT
Wilson's Cigerettes
and Music :
Like A Prayer by Madonna
All WWE names are trademarks of WWE PLC,
Flintstones WWE stoneage Smackdown was co-produced by Warner Bros and WWE Films
All Rights Reserved.
All media used belongs to their respective owners!
NEXT MONTH ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
THE TIME HAS COME!
THE ROAD HAS BEING LONG BUT WHAT STARTED 8 YEARS AGO WILL REACH IT'S DESTINATION!
THE 100TH EPISODE OF BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
JANUARY 5TH 2016!
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