WORST ENDING! (0-20 PAGEVIEWS)
THE FARMER AND THE SNAKE.
(Eamonn stepped forward until he was in wing-reach of Ostrich, a Surge of power flowed out of him and blazed in the avian's eyes.)
Thank you for you power, well my power, you thief, now I'm going to eat you!
(SatanicOstrich lunged with it's serrated beak before Eamonn Could react. It took 4 years and Ostrich has finally defeated the Enlightened.
BAD ENDING! (21-40 PAGEVIEWS)
SEDUCTION.
(As Eamonn and Ostrich's minds were psychically linked, Voices told the Enlightened false promises and lies of Wealth and Power. Seduced, Eamonn realised that of the 2 beings here with SatanicPower, that it wasn't going to be Ostrich. Reversing the current, Eamonn syphoned all of Ostriche's power into him, he was above his own Humanity, he was above him own Enlightenment!
I. AM. THE. NEW. KING. OF. HELL!
WTF! ENDING? (41-60 PAGEVIEWS)
IT WAS YOU!
(The Seal of the 9 Circles opened up as the real mastermind behind the
Master Control and the Breach of reality was revealed, as the seal opened into
a office where a little old lady was at a computer.
So it was you all the long! Mastermind of all these attacks...is JOE-JACK'S
MAMMIE!
-Am I on da T'interwebz yet?
-(Laughs) OH, MAMMIE!
GOOD ENDING! (61-80 PAGEVIEWS)
99%
(As the smoke cleared, the Seal behind him exploded but Eamonn teleported
out with the Power Remaining.
the next day, at the personnel meeting at Enlightened Towers, explained that
Satan needed enough power to get home to stop the invasion and for the 2 worlds
to separate back into 2 dimensions, However with a piece of hell still
remaining on Earth, what else was left behind?
(We cut to Butt-Craic Parochial House, As Frs. Tacs-Cryme, Lecher, Leeche
and Hip-O'Crete greet the new priest.)
With your charity work and Knowledge of
music,You'll be a great addition to da village, Fr. Jimmy!
-THAT'S SIR FR. JIM-MAY TO YOU SUNSHINE! NOW THEN,
NOW THEN, DO YOU PRIESTS LIKE THE MUSIC...OF SHOWADDYWADDY?
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