the crap filliums ov Drew Barrymore:Lucky You

(JOE-JACK IS REVIEWING THIS MONTH,SO AS POETIC LICENCE, ALL SPELLING MISTAKES ARE INTENTIONAL)
(EAMONN'S LINE IN BLACK)
(JOE-JACK REVIEW IN BLUE)
THE STORY SO FAR....
Eamonn must rue the day he reviewed Leap Year. A mysterious coma, a pitched battle in a supermarket ending with him gaining a superpower, the Hadou-Kara Punch. and an evil force with demons in its employ that will stop at nothing to gain the power...
...and it seems they are not above killing him to get his hands on it!

(Joe-Jack sees Eamonn hunched on the floor, crying)
Aw yer big gurlz blouse! why yer cryin'?
I CAN'T DO IT!
-Do wot?
I can't do two Barrymore films back to back....YOU DO IT!...Youre always your the film critic around here...Critique this film! I'm out of here!

So...Yah!
Oi'm doing dis review on MY blog, say d'yer know wot time it iz?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSwDq_x5p8
YAAAAOOOOW!
ITS HAPPY HOUR AGAIN, SO IT IS!


Today's fillium is proof dat not everything in vegas is cool like Elvis,magic shows and Tom Jones.


Sometimes dey make rom-coms wif Drunk-o an' Da Incredible Hulk in dem!

So lets dig intah Sucky you -i mean lucky you-sorry right da first tiome!

So the fillium starts in Skid Row-
-yes. yes we are.
-as Eric Bana's charector Huck entahs a pawn shop to sell a camara t'raise money t'entah a poker tourney. He also appraises his mothers ring
PLOT ITEM!

So Huck is a poker hustler as well has his dad Elsie (Robert Duvall). but it is elsie that had real success...at the expense ov his son.

so while watching a volleyball game, huck mets Billie(Drunk-o) and introduces himself by spliting her from her boyfriend.
Our hero, ladies and gentleman, a lying scumbag in a film genre where dey r cruxified!
...but her sister(debra messing) wards the hustler ov.

so huck wins a tournament but then his dad comes in and not only wins his sons winning but the redeem ticket for the ring.

next day huck asks money from friends but no joy.So he tricks billie to give him money and they hustle as she only has $19 

So huck teaches billie poker, which also serves as exposition t'dose who don't play,Elsie comes in with Da New Wife, who rubs in da fact he now has the McGuffin.
next scene and for dose who barely survived music and lyrics in january will be sad to hear dat drew speds her screen-time singing in dis fillium too.

So more exposistion as huck tells Billie that elsie took everything his mother owned. ignoring fact that his own house is bare bar a bed for GETTING IT ON!

Next day and billie confronts Huck on stealing money(rather than filliuming it. and billie leaves vegas
HOOORRAY!

but she returns next scene.
Dahmmit!

After being misdrawn out of a qualifier, a friend gives up his spot.

To raise more money, huck and billie foolishly take a bet to play game of golf in 5 hours and in 80 strokes. but billies honesty cost him the bet.

so realising that hard work is the key,he sells the mcGuffin to elsie for chips and qualify


Tiome to put spuds on.
Billie returns to vegas, huck folds with aces and elsie loses outright, with a new sense of humidity,huck and Elsie play a friendly game. And huck and Billie kiss after regaining the McGuffin ring 

Dis fillium isn't bad, just boring! Bana has all the emotion of a shop dummy and cameos of poker stars all give wooden performances.

 IT DOESNT GET AN A RATING FER AWFUL, IT GETS A B-RATING FER BORING!

(An Air Raid siren sounds as a red mist covers the room Eamonn is in. A demon in the form of Drunk-o attacks eamonn but falls on its drunk face.)
"ow!"
-Hey drew how high is your blood alcohol level?
HADOU-KARA PUNCH!
(THE DRUNK DEMON BURNS ITS WAY BACK TO HELL!)

THE SAGA CONTINUES NEXT MONTH WITH RV-RUNAWAY VACATION.