(Part 1 can be found by clicking Older Post below!)
So Rachel (Mila Kunis) Books Peter a Room, Despite him wanting to leave. Alvis is surprisingly understanding and invites Peter to Dinner, Later he tells Sarah of similar situation where the Gallagher Bros of Oasis fame Double Teamed his girlfriend in front of him. But in Peter's Attempt to book the suite right next to Sarah's in a vain attempt to ruin her day, It just ends with Alvis and Sarah having Marathon Sex so Peter can see!
Funny thing is that's not in the script!
that's just a regular Tuesday for Russel Brand!
Drunk and crying Alone, Sarah rubs it in by Issuing a complaint about a "Crying Woman" to the front desk. This leads to more crying. Dinner is even worse as The Waiter/drug-dealer, Matthew (Jonah Hill) Gives Peter a single Table in front of Alvis and Sarah's table, All the engagements by other Patrons is not making him feel better, either! Sarah calls out Peter on Stalking her which he denies and they leave insulting each other in earshot as they leave, Peter takes it well by Getting drunk again
...So Rachel Gets off Work and we learn that Peter Hates Being A Tv show composer Not just because he works on Sarah's show, It's because what he does not music, just tone and mood! But he has lost his spark, he wants to compose A Dracula Musical, and he can't even Play Tv show themes in key!
After Running into the Newlyweds again (Yeah, i FORGOT TO MENTION IT, But there is this running gag of this Awkward couple who were saving themselves, and the Husband is Yer Man from the Office with the Big Teeth, But they are have trouble with the sexual act of marriage!) Peter takes up surfing from a mainland poser (and possibly the guy who was trying to buy weed from Matthew Earlier!)
Videochatting with his Half Brother, Peter Decides to ask out Jennifer. Beats Feeling sorry for himself and or hanging with all these weirdos!
....But It's the Fourth of July, and Rachel is Busy. Matthew is fanboying over Alvis and he convinces him to sing on stage, But in true Russel "Hairy Spermbank" Brand form, it's a song about his Big Dick Energy. Angry, Peter Haphazardly agrees to Help the cooks "Prepare" Boar for Tomorrow's Dinner
However Killing an Animal has given Peter the Courage to ask Rachel out!
So Killing a Boar raises your Guts before your Date in Hawaii?
The Extra content in Persona 5: The Royal is weird!
Rachel Exposists her back story. She and her high school Boyfriend had moved after graduation until he cheated on her, With No money, Hotels like This one Pretty Much Scout Pretty girls to work, so she is saving money to return to the Mainland. Peter tells Rachael about his Dracula Musical, but the split has given him Writer's Block, But Rachael Old Boyfriend turns up and turns into a huge fight. At a Bar Later Rachel Pays for drinks by Joking that she didn't bring Peter to "Hold her Pocketbook!" Flashbacking to all the red carpet events he went with Sarah and that's exactly what happened, in fact one instance he wasn't even allowed to get his photo taken next to girlfriend because he wasn't "a real celeb". Peter Learns as he is using the little boys room that A Picture of Rachel flashing her boobies over the Urinals, Rachael has asked that it be put down, but the Barman looks like he runs with a Biker Gang. But she has another surprise, she has asked the bar to let him play some music from his musical, his unfinished work-in-progress Musical about Dracula, which he sings IN CHARACTER! And no-one knows what to make of it, But least Rachel liked it! Peter goes to kiss her at the end of the night, but she doesn't want to complicate things, Plus she he learns from the other staff that the Front Desk girls are paid to have "Pity Dates" with Rich Single Male Guests
The Next day, Sarah Learns her Show is Cancelled, So Alvis wants her to be part of his World tour Groupies, First we learn Peter was her Bagholder in Public, Now with no Job, Sarah is now a More Famous Person's Accessory
IRONY!
IT'S NOT HOW AN IRON TASTES!
So Peter learns that he is out of a job after the show gets cancelled From Sarah, No skin off his nose, as a composer he will always have work. But here we see that Sarah is so obsessed with fame that "If her Body could Support it!" she would have plastic surgery to get Scripts...Only she turns around and says "I HAVE TOO MUCH DIGNITY FOR THAT!" Peter cheers up Sarah, who says she is always happy she had his support, he Flash-backs to Sarah laughing in his face about the Dracula Musical.
We cut to the beach and a scene that was Inevitable.
The Human Spermbank teaching a Virgin Sexual Technique with Giant Chess Pieces, the Phallic ones, of course!
So Later that Morning, Sarah spies Rachel asking Peter to go on a hike with her, During which he opens up about the writer's block and draws a parallel towards Rachel Not having a GED: A broken heart is stopping them having what they want, Rachel says maybe sometimes all you need is to "Take A Leap Forward" (Note: this scene was on a cliff-top, so what happens next makes sense) and she takes her words literally as she dives into the sea below.
OH!
SO THAT'S WHY MILA KUNIS DID THIS SCENE BRALESS!
Peter dives too, but nearly kills himself, But it does lead to a kiss. She jump cut to the Virgins finally consummating their marriage. Peter's suite which was given to him by Rachel because she felt sorry for him, has being booked and now he has to share the shack with Rachel and Alvis.
Peter tries to Surf But Bumps into Alvis. Turns out Alvis had being banging Sarah for a year before the split behind his back, so as he surfs away Peter accidentally ploughs into Alvis and he starts to drown, Peter saves Alvis Pulls a shard of coral from his leg, but the sight of blood causes him to faint, with Alvis following suit from Blood loss.
Peter comes to in the shack and calls out Sarah on cheating on him. she retorts that Peter just became this slob and she tries everything to get him re-involved with the relationship.
Later that night a recovered Alvis is not wearing the shirt, she bought him, so Sarah has a flashback to all the times she bought Peter terrible gifts and he was too nice to say anything...But she must have said something as we jump to him complaining about the shirt and Sarah invites herself and Alvis to sit and join Peter and Rachel's date
Sarah's attempt to talk about herself backfires because of the boys (Dat film ye did in Oz WOZ BLOODY HAWFUL! OO'S 'EARD OV MOBILE PHONES KILLIN' PEOPLE?)
So the awkward evening turns into Drink after Drink, Even Alvis who swore of the booze is drinking like it's the Trenches of WWI and a Doctor was coming to saw their legs off! and wouldn't you know it, Cock-on-Legs' Character reveals fame has made him turn into a COCK-ON-LEGS!
Sarah and Rachel have a verbal cat-fight!
Rachel and Sarah have sex, whilst in the other room Sarah mounts a Drunk and tired Alvis and fakes an orgasm, So Peter and Rachel share a laugh and have more histrionic, fake orgasms...But the truth comes out, Sarah calls Alvis a pretentious fake and Alvis Just replies "NO, U!" And goes back to sleep! Whilst Peter is sad that he is going home in 4 days, he's now happy enough to enjoy himself without booze, weirdos or Pig Slaughter, Alvis is returning to returning to England, he wants to know how Peter Lasted 5 years when he couldn't hack a week!
Peter goes to comfort Sarah and she tries to initiate sex but after all Sarah did to him, Peter no longer finds Sarah's naked body attractive and he can't get it up!
When Peter Confesses to Rachel she doesn't want to hear it and Tells Peter to leave and never contact her again. To Prove his love, he steals the picture of her flashing her boobs from the Bar's Urinal and endures a beating from the Barman to return it to her. Back in L.A., Peter sorts his life out, looking after himself, exercising and finalizing a script for his Musical and invites Rachel to opening night. He decides to use puppets after all including one that looks like Rachel as Dracula's lover and a spiteful witch that looks like Sarah. Looking it the audience during the Standing Ovation, he sees Rachel.
So let's Finish This!
Love at first Bite is a Success, Rachel is in California studying her GED, AND SO OUR FILM ENDS WITH Rachel walking in on Peter changing out of his unitard and they share a kiss that turns passionate.
THIS FILM DOES NOT SUCK!
BUT RUSSELL BRAND DOES!
The Jokes are funny, the characters relatable and our hero's story is a progression, Peter is a slob who had come accustomed to not care about himself because he had a rich famous girlfriend to compensate, though as the story goes on that was not the case! Every misadventure had Peter think about certain parts of himself and he overcame it by not thinking the same way he does! And as funny as not getting excited seeing Kristen Bell Naked (IMPOSSIBLE!), It was somewhat believable that something like that would be the pay-off!
But lets no forget the hairy, no talent, skinny-jeans wearing, deviant elephant in the room!
This was supposed the launchpad for Russel Brand's career in America and even the Challenger Space Rocket had a better launchpad than Brand, and didn't go up in flames as much!
NEXT MONTH ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS YEAR THE BARBIE-DOLL TURNS 60?
AND THAT I HAVE NEVER REVIEWED A SINGLE ANIMATED BARBIE FILM?
LET'S REMEDY THAT, SHALL WE?
CREDITS
Forgetting Sarah Marshall was reviewed, Compiled and Edited into 2 parts by Eamonn Bermingham (@RealEnli)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall is property of Universal Studios.
Father Ted was Produced by Hat trick for Channel 4
Cell was Published by Charles Scribner's Sons
All rights reserved. All property belongs to their respective owners
So Rachel (Mila Kunis) Books Peter a Room, Despite him wanting to leave. Alvis is surprisingly understanding and invites Peter to Dinner, Later he tells Sarah of similar situation where the Gallagher Bros of Oasis fame Double Teamed his girlfriend in front of him. But in Peter's Attempt to book the suite right next to Sarah's in a vain attempt to ruin her day, It just ends with Alvis and Sarah having Marathon Sex so Peter can see!
Funny thing is that's not in the script!
that's just a regular Tuesday for Russel Brand!
Drunk and crying Alone, Sarah rubs it in by Issuing a complaint about a "Crying Woman" to the front desk. This leads to more crying. Dinner is even worse as The Waiter/drug-dealer, Matthew (Jonah Hill) Gives Peter a single Table in front of Alvis and Sarah's table, All the engagements by other Patrons is not making him feel better, either! Sarah calls out Peter on Stalking her which he denies and they leave insulting each other in earshot as they leave, Peter takes it well by Getting drunk again
...So Rachel Gets off Work and we learn that Peter Hates Being A Tv show composer Not just because he works on Sarah's show, It's because what he does not music, just tone and mood! But he has lost his spark, he wants to compose A Dracula Musical, and he can't even Play Tv show themes in key!
After Running into the Newlyweds again (Yeah, i FORGOT TO MENTION IT, But there is this running gag of this Awkward couple who were saving themselves, and the Husband is Yer Man from the Office with the Big Teeth, But they are have trouble with the sexual act of marriage!) Peter takes up surfing from a mainland poser (and possibly the guy who was trying to buy weed from Matthew Earlier!)
Videochatting with his Half Brother, Peter Decides to ask out Jennifer. Beats Feeling sorry for himself and or hanging with all these weirdos!
....But It's the Fourth of July, and Rachel is Busy. Matthew is fanboying over Alvis and he convinces him to sing on stage, But in true Russel "Hairy Spermbank" Brand form, it's a song about his Big Dick Energy. Angry, Peter Haphazardly agrees to Help the cooks "Prepare" Boar for Tomorrow's Dinner
However Killing an Animal has given Peter the Courage to ask Rachel out!
So Killing a Boar raises your Guts before your Date in Hawaii?
The Extra content in Persona 5: The Royal is weird!
Rachel Exposists her back story. She and her high school Boyfriend had moved after graduation until he cheated on her, With No money, Hotels like This one Pretty Much Scout Pretty girls to work, so she is saving money to return to the Mainland. Peter tells Rachael about his Dracula Musical, but the split has given him Writer's Block, But Rachael Old Boyfriend turns up and turns into a huge fight. At a Bar Later Rachel Pays for drinks by Joking that she didn't bring Peter to "Hold her Pocketbook!" Flashbacking to all the red carpet events he went with Sarah and that's exactly what happened, in fact one instance he wasn't even allowed to get his photo taken next to girlfriend because he wasn't "a real celeb". Peter Learns as he is using the little boys room that A Picture of Rachel flashing her boobies over the Urinals, Rachael has asked that it be put down, but the Barman looks like he runs with a Biker Gang. But she has another surprise, she has asked the bar to let him play some music from his musical, his unfinished work-in-progress Musical about Dracula, which he sings IN CHARACTER! And no-one knows what to make of it, But least Rachel liked it! Peter goes to kiss her at the end of the night, but she doesn't want to complicate things, Plus she he learns from the other staff that the Front Desk girls are paid to have "Pity Dates" with Rich Single Male Guests
The Next day, Sarah Learns her Show is Cancelled, So Alvis wants her to be part of his World tour Groupies, First we learn Peter was her Bagholder in Public, Now with no Job, Sarah is now a More Famous Person's Accessory
IRONY!
IT'S NOT HOW AN IRON TASTES!
So Peter learns that he is out of a job after the show gets cancelled From Sarah, No skin off his nose, as a composer he will always have work. But here we see that Sarah is so obsessed with fame that "If her Body could Support it!" she would have plastic surgery to get Scripts...Only she turns around and says "I HAVE TOO MUCH DIGNITY FOR THAT!" Peter cheers up Sarah, who says she is always happy she had his support, he Flash-backs to Sarah laughing in his face about the Dracula Musical.
We cut to the beach and a scene that was Inevitable.
The Human Spermbank teaching a Virgin Sexual Technique with Giant Chess Pieces, the Phallic ones, of course!
So Later that Morning, Sarah spies Rachel asking Peter to go on a hike with her, During which he opens up about the writer's block and draws a parallel towards Rachel Not having a GED: A broken heart is stopping them having what they want, Rachel says maybe sometimes all you need is to "Take A Leap Forward" (Note: this scene was on a cliff-top, so what happens next makes sense) and she takes her words literally as she dives into the sea below.
OH!
SO THAT'S WHY MILA KUNIS DID THIS SCENE BRALESS!
Peter dives too, but nearly kills himself, But it does lead to a kiss. She jump cut to the Virgins finally consummating their marriage. Peter's suite which was given to him by Rachel because she felt sorry for him, has being booked and now he has to share the shack with Rachel and Alvis.
Peter tries to Surf But Bumps into Alvis. Turns out Alvis had being banging Sarah for a year before the split behind his back, so as he surfs away Peter accidentally ploughs into Alvis and he starts to drown, Peter saves Alvis Pulls a shard of coral from his leg, but the sight of blood causes him to faint, with Alvis following suit from Blood loss.
Peter comes to in the shack and calls out Sarah on cheating on him. she retorts that Peter just became this slob and she tries everything to get him re-involved with the relationship.
Later that night a recovered Alvis is not wearing the shirt, she bought him, so Sarah has a flashback to all the times she bought Peter terrible gifts and he was too nice to say anything...But she must have said something as we jump to him complaining about the shirt and Sarah invites herself and Alvis to sit and join Peter and Rachel's date
Sarah's attempt to talk about herself backfires because of the boys (Dat film ye did in Oz WOZ BLOODY HAWFUL! OO'S 'EARD OV MOBILE PHONES KILLIN' PEOPLE?)
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| Stephen King Apparently in 2006, |
Sarah and Rachel have a verbal cat-fight!
Rachel and Sarah have sex, whilst in the other room Sarah mounts a Drunk and tired Alvis and fakes an orgasm, So Peter and Rachel share a laugh and have more histrionic, fake orgasms...But the truth comes out, Sarah calls Alvis a pretentious fake and Alvis Just replies "NO, U!" And goes back to sleep! Whilst Peter is sad that he is going home in 4 days, he's now happy enough to enjoy himself without booze, weirdos or Pig Slaughter, Alvis is returning to returning to England, he wants to know how Peter Lasted 5 years when he couldn't hack a week!
Peter goes to comfort Sarah and she tries to initiate sex but after all Sarah did to him, Peter no longer finds Sarah's naked body attractive and he can't get it up!
When Peter Confesses to Rachel she doesn't want to hear it and Tells Peter to leave and never contact her again. To Prove his love, he steals the picture of her flashing her boobs from the Bar's Urinal and endures a beating from the Barman to return it to her. Back in L.A., Peter sorts his life out, looking after himself, exercising and finalizing a script for his Musical and invites Rachel to opening night. He decides to use puppets after all including one that looks like Rachel as Dracula's lover and a spiteful witch that looks like Sarah. Looking it the audience during the Standing Ovation, he sees Rachel.
So let's Finish This!
Love at first Bite is a Success, Rachel is in California studying her GED, AND SO OUR FILM ENDS WITH Rachel walking in on Peter changing out of his unitard and they share a kiss that turns passionate.
THIS FILM DOES NOT SUCK!
BUT RUSSELL BRAND DOES!
The Jokes are funny, the characters relatable and our hero's story is a progression, Peter is a slob who had come accustomed to not care about himself because he had a rich famous girlfriend to compensate, though as the story goes on that was not the case! Every misadventure had Peter think about certain parts of himself and he overcame it by not thinking the same way he does! And as funny as not getting excited seeing Kristen Bell Naked (IMPOSSIBLE!), It was somewhat believable that something like that would be the pay-off!
But lets no forget the hairy, no talent, skinny-jeans wearing, deviant elephant in the room!
This was supposed the launchpad for Russel Brand's career in America and even the Challenger Space Rocket had a better launchpad than Brand, and didn't go up in flames as much!
NEXT MONTH ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS YEAR THE BARBIE-DOLL TURNS 60?
AND THAT I HAVE NEVER REVIEWED A SINGLE ANIMATED BARBIE FILM?
LET'S REMEDY THAT, SHALL WE?
CREDITS
Forgetting Sarah Marshall was reviewed, Compiled and Edited into 2 parts by Eamonn Bermingham (@RealEnli)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall is property of Universal Studios.
Father Ted was Produced by Hat trick for Channel 4
Cell was Published by Charles Scribner's Sons
All rights reserved. All property belongs to their respective owners
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