MILLENIAL CREATION MYTHS: ILLUSIONS
(As the Rage-possessed Eamonn slowly Destroys The Floating City of Heavenscar, the last vestige that is stopping reality from collapsing onto itself, Oracle finds herself helpless, frozen in place via the protocols in her Cybernetics not to attack or harm her captor, the equally possessed Edwin Tantalus)
W-wwhat...are you going to me?
-Oracle, Oracle, Oracle....Did you Honestly Believe that Would let you Join Eamonn's Council to Govern Heavenscar, without it being in my interests?
-No! I choose to come here, i was asked by Yusef...
-Oh Well, I had to give my Doll the choice to play her Part! But It's a good thing your meagre secretary role made you able to be front and centre to the everything, Eamonn being so distracted by my lie that the earth 5 humanoids where invaders, Oh I could hardly contain my host!
-How did you...
(Eighties Lad pointed to his 3d Glasses, these were not a hokey piece Paper and Plastic, these were mechanical, like something from a spy film.)
THESE GLASSES GET ALL THE CHANNELS, BEBE! He laughed in a voice similar to his old jovial self!...You see whether i told you or not, You were my eyes and ears. Look above you!
mY pURPOSE iS a hUNGER! tHE cYCLE of bIRTH aND dEATH cONTAINS a vOID wITHIN! a vOID tHAT is UNWHOLE! mY mISSING pIECE! sURRENDER tO mE!
Eamonn is flying around as the Lord Of Flies Looking for me, Going Madder Every second! Yusef is Languishing in a Jail Cell and Eamonn made it easier by pushing away That Gun-Toting Cretin, Joe-Jack and the Council....
-NOT ALL OF THE COUNCIL!
-Lord Barnum, Please you don't know what you are doing...
-This is who we are afraid of? You look like you are twelve, is that allowed?
-Ohoo! look who came to play the hero, Are all the Eamonn from Alternate Universes Pre-Dispose to Meddle in Cosmic Affairs?
-BITE YOUR TONGUE, YOU INSOLENT BRAT! YOU SPEAK TO LORD OSIRIS BARNUM, MERCHANT LORD OF ALEXANDRIA, LORD OF THE PALE ONES! He boasted as he wielded his cane, an aura of perfumed Magics emitted from his swings!
AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!
After the Title Drop, Team Rocket follows our heroes in their Flying Machine, Zorua Drops from the sky-plane and cause them to crash, In case you can't tell, Team Rocket provide less and less as the film series goes on, only getting caught up in explosions resulting in Amusing Injuries after driving home exposition.
Saving Zoroa from Falling Off a Cliff, Zoroa Reveals to his saviors, our heroes, that it can speak viva Telepathy, despite being voiced by the same actress as Shaymin, Zoroa is not Whiny and takes up the offer of help from Ash and co to find it's Mother (referred to as "Me-Ma"). I love the fact they Put in a Delayed Reaction to Zorua's Ability to Speak, Mind you Realizing a Pokemon can speak to ask for your help in a world-Altering Quest is just a Day in the Life of Ash Ketchum, The Chosen One!
With the cliff overlooking Crown City, Our Heroes walk through til next morning, Codai's plane lands and using a hologram Blackmails Zoroark to cause Fear and Damage on Crown City!
In Crown City, Celebi, a fairy who uses Time Travel and Temporal Energy to Restore the Balance of Nature, has returned after 20 years, this news makes A Florist called Tammy, and an Electrician named Joe, so happy . Zoroark attacks Crown City under the guise of the Legendary Beasts as Codai's News Network (BECAUSE OF COURSE HE OWNS HIS OWN NEWS NETWORK, BECAUSE HE'S EVIL!) Film's the Destruction.
Still have no idea what he plans to gain by having a shapeshifter pose as HIS Pokemon, given he owns the only one of each in his universe.
Or Does He?
As Sensing the Danger, another version of the Legendary Beasts Run into Battle. As Codai "apologizes" and reassures Crown City to recapture the legendaries and their evil "Controller" Zoroark!
So This is a plan to capture Celebi (with the Capture of the REAL! legendary Beasts just Fortuitous Circumstance, as his own? Holograms...so how are they able to kick a ball in a soccer Tournament) Codai can have Visions (No doubt the reason behind his wealth and News Network ) But they cause physical Pain and his powers slowly fading, He envisions our heroes and 2 others trying to stop him.
Our Heroes Meet The Grandson of Joe and Tammy, Karl, a Journalist. He has being trying investigate Kodai, who indeed has used ESP to play the stock market!
Sneaking into the Abandoned Old Town, The Evil Media Mogul of Evil had a Vision of A Time Ripple beside a World Cup Timer on grass...Except there are 20 of them!
Our Heroes follow Zoroark's Scent to a Statue, one that was shown to be destroyed on the news. Our Heroes are shocked that a Millionaire would use his Money and Influence to lie to the public!
The sad thing is, I can't make a joke about that anymore!
Zorua is captured by a 3rd party but it's only Karl's Grandparents, Joe and Tammy. Joe exposists the events of 20 years ago today...But instead Zorua runs into a park to find it's mother, only for the other pokemon there to attack it out of anger. Until Celebi arrives and distracts them with food. With the Onion Fairy on side, Pikachu, Piplup and Zorua go to find our heroes after they get Captured.
Arriving at the Sacred Tree, Zorua howls for Mee-Ma, Sensing her whelp, Zoroark tries escaping her Cage. Celebi Magics up some grass so the fox pup can sleep!
In Codai's Airship, his Secretary, Rowena, Hacks his Desktop to uncover files of Ancient Prophecies (It would be funny to see if one or two were the then 12 Ash was front and centre to?) Turns out as she frees our heroes, that Rowena is a reporter too, as finally exposists the full story!
20 years ago, Codai gained the powers of Visions by touching a time ripple, a hole in space/time that celebi uses to travel. upon touching it, Codai gained power but at the cost of plant Life. However Codai's Power is fading, his over-complicated plan to use holograms and Zoroark to pose as Soccer Playing Doggo Gods, means he will capture Celebi and the Real Legendary Beast Trio in one fell swoop! Codai has a vision of him choking Celebi like a bitch and drinking that Time Vision Juice at Source!
END OF PART 2
AND NOW A CONTINUATION OF TICKET TO HELL
(Despite His Magics, Barnum was knocked down by The Possessed Edwin. His problem was his Magic was too Specific, Given he was from a world where Ancient Egyptians continued to the Modern Age, Due to Magic existing, Barnum could only have command of magics of the god who shared his name. His stature meant he will be named after King of Gods...But it meant Barnum powers gave him Powers over...Vegetation! Good for a Dessert Trader, Terrible fighting a fire-Wielder!)
(Edwin walked over to prone Lord, and propped him to his feet by his neck, his gloved hands stronger than Barnum anticipated)
So Osiris, I want your last breath of this Earth, on any Earth, used to appreciate the Irony
-And what would that be?
-Why, that you are named after the first Mummy!
(CRACK! all Oracle could do was scream as Edwin effortlessly twisted Barnum's neck!)
...And your Death will be followed by a Rebirth!
YOU WERE A MAN WITH A NAME TAKEN AFTER A GOD, WHILE I AM A GOD WHO TOOK THE BODY OF A MAN!
COME MY DEAR ORACLE! SOON THIS WORLD WILL BURN TO PURIFY IT'S DECADENT SINS AND WILL WATCH IT BURN!
THE EXCITING CONCLUSION TO THE HEAVENSCAR SAGA WILL APPEAR SOON! ONLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
(As the Rage-possessed Eamonn slowly Destroys The Floating City of Heavenscar, the last vestige that is stopping reality from collapsing onto itself, Oracle finds herself helpless, frozen in place via the protocols in her Cybernetics not to attack or harm her captor, the equally possessed Edwin Tantalus)
W-wwhat...are you going to me?
-Oracle, Oracle, Oracle....Did you Honestly Believe that Would let you Join Eamonn's Council to Govern Heavenscar, without it being in my interests?
-No! I choose to come here, i was asked by Yusef...
-Oh Well, I had to give my Doll the choice to play her Part! But It's a good thing your meagre secretary role made you able to be front and centre to the everything, Eamonn being so distracted by my lie that the earth 5 humanoids where invaders, Oh I could hardly contain my host!
-How did you...
(Eighties Lad pointed to his 3d Glasses, these were not a hokey piece Paper and Plastic, these were mechanical, like something from a spy film.)
THESE GLASSES GET ALL THE CHANNELS, BEBE! He laughed in a voice similar to his old jovial self!...You see whether i told you or not, You were my eyes and ears. Look above you!
mY pURPOSE iS a hUNGER! tHE cYCLE of bIRTH aND dEATH cONTAINS a vOID wITHIN! a vOID tHAT is UNWHOLE! mY mISSING pIECE! sURRENDER tO mE!
Eamonn is flying around as the Lord Of Flies Looking for me, Going Madder Every second! Yusef is Languishing in a Jail Cell and Eamonn made it easier by pushing away That Gun-Toting Cretin, Joe-Jack and the Council....
-NOT ALL OF THE COUNCIL!
-Lord Barnum, Please you don't know what you are doing...
-This is who we are afraid of? You look like you are twelve, is that allowed?
-Ohoo! look who came to play the hero, Are all the Eamonn from Alternate Universes Pre-Dispose to Meddle in Cosmic Affairs?
-BITE YOUR TONGUE, YOU INSOLENT BRAT! YOU SPEAK TO LORD OSIRIS BARNUM, MERCHANT LORD OF ALEXANDRIA, LORD OF THE PALE ONES! He boasted as he wielded his cane, an aura of perfumed Magics emitted from his swings!
AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!
After the Title Drop, Team Rocket follows our heroes in their Flying Machine, Zorua Drops from the sky-plane and cause them to crash, In case you can't tell, Team Rocket provide less and less as the film series goes on, only getting caught up in explosions resulting in Amusing Injuries after driving home exposition.
Saving Zoroa from Falling Off a Cliff, Zoroa Reveals to his saviors, our heroes, that it can speak viva Telepathy, despite being voiced by the same actress as Shaymin, Zoroa is not Whiny and takes up the offer of help from Ash and co to find it's Mother (referred to as "Me-Ma"). I love the fact they Put in a Delayed Reaction to Zorua's Ability to Speak, Mind you Realizing a Pokemon can speak to ask for your help in a world-Altering Quest is just a Day in the Life of Ash Ketchum, The Chosen One!
With the cliff overlooking Crown City, Our Heroes walk through til next morning, Codai's plane lands and using a hologram Blackmails Zoroark to cause Fear and Damage on Crown City!
In Crown City, Celebi, a fairy who uses Time Travel and Temporal Energy to Restore the Balance of Nature, has returned after 20 years, this news makes A Florist called Tammy, and an Electrician named Joe, so happy . Zoroark attacks Crown City under the guise of the Legendary Beasts as Codai's News Network (BECAUSE OF COURSE HE OWNS HIS OWN NEWS NETWORK, BECAUSE HE'S EVIL!) Film's the Destruction.
Still have no idea what he plans to gain by having a shapeshifter pose as HIS Pokemon, given he owns the only one of each in his universe.
Or Does He?
As Sensing the Danger, another version of the Legendary Beasts Run into Battle. As Codai "apologizes" and reassures Crown City to recapture the legendaries and their evil "Controller" Zoroark!
So This is a plan to capture Celebi (with the Capture of the REAL! legendary Beasts just Fortuitous Circumstance, as his own? Holograms...so how are they able to kick a ball in a soccer Tournament) Codai can have Visions (No doubt the reason behind his wealth and News Network ) But they cause physical Pain and his powers slowly fading, He envisions our heroes and 2 others trying to stop him.
Our Heroes Meet The Grandson of Joe and Tammy, Karl, a Journalist. He has being trying investigate Kodai, who indeed has used ESP to play the stock market!
Sneaking into the Abandoned Old Town, The Evil Media Mogul of Evil had a Vision of A Time Ripple beside a World Cup Timer on grass...Except there are 20 of them!
Our Heroes follow Zoroark's Scent to a Statue, one that was shown to be destroyed on the news. Our Heroes are shocked that a Millionaire would use his Money and Influence to lie to the public!
The sad thing is, I can't make a joke about that anymore!
Zorua is captured by a 3rd party but it's only Karl's Grandparents, Joe and Tammy. Joe exposists the events of 20 years ago today...But instead Zorua runs into a park to find it's mother, only for the other pokemon there to attack it out of anger. Until Celebi arrives and distracts them with food. With the Onion Fairy on side, Pikachu, Piplup and Zorua go to find our heroes after they get Captured.
Arriving at the Sacred Tree, Zorua howls for Mee-Ma, Sensing her whelp, Zoroark tries escaping her Cage. Celebi Magics up some grass so the fox pup can sleep!
In Codai's Airship, his Secretary, Rowena, Hacks his Desktop to uncover files of Ancient Prophecies (It would be funny to see if one or two were the then 12 Ash was front and centre to?) Turns out as she frees our heroes, that Rowena is a reporter too, as finally exposists the full story!
20 years ago, Codai gained the powers of Visions by touching a time ripple, a hole in space/time that celebi uses to travel. upon touching it, Codai gained power but at the cost of plant Life. However Codai's Power is fading, his over-complicated plan to use holograms and Zoroark to pose as Soccer Playing Doggo Gods, means he will capture Celebi and the Real Legendary Beast Trio in one fell swoop! Codai has a vision of him choking Celebi like a bitch and drinking that Time Vision Juice at Source!
END OF PART 2
AND NOW A CONTINUATION OF TICKET TO HELL
(Despite His Magics, Barnum was knocked down by The Possessed Edwin. His problem was his Magic was too Specific, Given he was from a world where Ancient Egyptians continued to the Modern Age, Due to Magic existing, Barnum could only have command of magics of the god who shared his name. His stature meant he will be named after King of Gods...But it meant Barnum powers gave him Powers over...Vegetation! Good for a Dessert Trader, Terrible fighting a fire-Wielder!)
(Edwin walked over to prone Lord, and propped him to his feet by his neck, his gloved hands stronger than Barnum anticipated)
So Osiris, I want your last breath of this Earth, on any Earth, used to appreciate the Irony
-And what would that be?
-Why, that you are named after the first Mummy!
(CRACK! all Oracle could do was scream as Edwin effortlessly twisted Barnum's neck!)
...And your Death will be followed by a Rebirth!
YOU WERE A MAN WITH A NAME TAKEN AFTER A GOD, WHILE I AM A GOD WHO TOOK THE BODY OF A MAN!
COME MY DEAR ORACLE! SOON THIS WORLD WILL BURN TO PURIFY IT'S DECADENT SINS AND WILL WATCH IT BURN!
THE EXCITING CONCLUSION TO THE HEAVENSCAR SAGA WILL APPEAR SOON! ONLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
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