(ORACLE'S MONOLOGUE IN RED)
So, this is how I end my life.
Not dying in Battle, but Paralyzed in Fear.
Not the first time though, When I was Freed From Master Control's hivemind when i was sent from Earth 2 to Earth 3 as an invasion force, I was thrown from one army to another.
However, i had lost so much of my Humanity, my true self locked away in the vault of my own mind.
It took being the assistant of a Thief to loosen up!
But Learning of my Past only made the Memories of what was done to me by Tantalos Corp, more Lucid and only strengthened my Guilt. Sure, All of Earth 2's Human Life were still Cyborgs, and society returned, and in a show of our regained Humanity, Master Control was Jailed for life, as she too became Human, and will die some day.
But It Didn't solve my suffering. I had the Worst PTSD, I was made into Frontline Infinity and an Invasion Force, I was made still and emotionless, In a wide-eyed false sleep, feeling every poke and Prod and cybernetic "Improvement" and experimentation, as they filled my implant with Knowledge i would never seek out, Weapons tech, Unarmed Combat, Military History...and i remember every time i used that Knowledge in practice! If my Human Sensibilities were not Turn off, I would have vomited long ago!
Now I stand in front of Earth 1's version of Edwin Tantalos, corrupted by a Fragment of the Embodiment of Rage after he destroyed the last one, My Circuitry Refusing to engage as the implant's programming ensured failsafe meant not a hair could be touched on his now smug looking head!
AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!
So the wait has being long, but finally the last chapter of the Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Steelbook is here, so let's get it!
So because they kept churning films out at pace, and Gen 4's animation style was rough due to budget cuts, even the more Polished films are hit as we have the intro from the last film.
In the first scene of original animation, In a Pokemon stadium, our heroes, Ash (THE CH-CH-CH-CHOSEN ONE WHO MET HIS WORLD'S GOD LAST FILM!) Brock and Dawn watching a weird Pokemon soccer-centric Sport on tv.
POKEMON IN A SOCCER STADIUM? PFFT! LIKE THAT WOULD HAPPEN! GIANT POKEMON IN A SOCCER STADIUM, THOUGH...
So Team Rocket, up to no good, sneak up to Brock, Mr Exposition Himself, explains that this is "Boccer" a brand new sport and the World cup finals Is in Crown City Tomorrow, and our heroes have tickets to it. One of the teams, Managed by a Suited Man (Who is Certainly NOT A VILLIAN(!)) Called Grings Codai, Who like that Son of A Bitch, Tobias, Only wins because his Whole team are Legendaries!
Backstory!
In Generation 2-The games Gold and Silver, we had the legendary Beasts, 3 Reborn Pokemon Who lived in The Brass Tower, A building that was Set Ablaze after being Struck by Lightning and the fire extinguished by Heavy Rains. The 3 residents died until the Phoenix Pokemon, Ho-Oh (no laughing at the back of the class!) Revived them into Canine forms that represent the unbridled Power of a Storm.
Raikou's Roars can whip up lightning strikes, even at their Quietest, Suicune's presence Purifies Water, and Entai's Species is born every time a volcano Erupts...and this idiot is using them to play soccer?
Naturally Ash is so excited!
"I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE RAIKOU, SUICUNE AND ENTEI TOMORROW!"
-"Well except Entei, he can go fuck myself for kidnapping my Mother in the 3rd film so he can play happy families with the girl he was raising, who he also kidnapped!"
We cut to a Giant Bi-Plane and sure enough, Codai is Evil and is using his team to attack a Kidnapped and Previously Sedated Zoroark, and it's whelp Zorua!
BACKSTORY!
Technically, Zoroark is a Generation 5 Pokemon, who existence in this film is hype for Then Incoming Black and White Games, Who could only be obtained by Owning the 3 legendary's I just mentioned and who will make an appearance!
Based on the Kitsune, A Japanese Fox-creature that Protects Itself with Illusions, It also can shapeshift to play tricks and Punish Trespassers. In game, Zoroark can take the form of another Provided it's Health bar is more than half!
Protecting her Pup, Zoroark attack by taking the form of Raikou and causing a thunderstorm, but Codai is wearing a fitbit, he calls An Illusion Canceller. Zorua Escapes and it has the same Illusion Powers, but it's a baby, so it has a tell, Dog Teeth and Tail and a Distinctive Laugh. Codai is pissed as he needs to finds it before the next "Time Ripple", just as the current ripple opens up and Celebi appears, more on her later!
THE STORY HAS BARELY STARTED AND IT'S A KILLER!
MORE IMPORTANTLY, IS ORACLE ALL ALONG TO FACE EDWIN BY HERSELF? WHERE ARE THE OTHERS? AND IF EAMONN COULD ARRIVE? WHAT SIDE IS HE ON? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
So, this is how I end my life.
Not dying in Battle, but Paralyzed in Fear.
Not the first time though, When I was Freed From Master Control's hivemind when i was sent from Earth 2 to Earth 3 as an invasion force, I was thrown from one army to another.
However, i had lost so much of my Humanity, my true self locked away in the vault of my own mind.
It took being the assistant of a Thief to loosen up!
But Learning of my Past only made the Memories of what was done to me by Tantalos Corp, more Lucid and only strengthened my Guilt. Sure, All of Earth 2's Human Life were still Cyborgs, and society returned, and in a show of our regained Humanity, Master Control was Jailed for life, as she too became Human, and will die some day.
But It Didn't solve my suffering. I had the Worst PTSD, I was made into Frontline Infinity and an Invasion Force, I was made still and emotionless, In a wide-eyed false sleep, feeling every poke and Prod and cybernetic "Improvement" and experimentation, as they filled my implant with Knowledge i would never seek out, Weapons tech, Unarmed Combat, Military History...and i remember every time i used that Knowledge in practice! If my Human Sensibilities were not Turn off, I would have vomited long ago!
Now I stand in front of Earth 1's version of Edwin Tantalos, corrupted by a Fragment of the Embodiment of Rage after he destroyed the last one, My Circuitry Refusing to engage as the implant's programming ensured failsafe meant not a hair could be touched on his now smug looking head!
AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!
So the wait has being long, but finally the last chapter of the Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Steelbook is here, so let's get it!
So because they kept churning films out at pace, and Gen 4's animation style was rough due to budget cuts, even the more Polished films are hit as we have the intro from the last film.
In the first scene of original animation, In a Pokemon stadium, our heroes, Ash (THE CH-CH-CH-CHOSEN ONE WHO MET HIS WORLD'S GOD LAST FILM!) Brock and Dawn watching a weird Pokemon soccer-centric Sport on tv.
POKEMON IN A SOCCER STADIUM? PFFT! LIKE THAT WOULD HAPPEN! GIANT POKEMON IN A SOCCER STADIUM, THOUGH...
So Team Rocket, up to no good, sneak up to Brock, Mr Exposition Himself, explains that this is "Boccer" a brand new sport and the World cup finals Is in Crown City Tomorrow, and our heroes have tickets to it. One of the teams, Managed by a Suited Man (Who is Certainly NOT A VILLIAN(!)) Called Grings Codai, Who like that Son of A Bitch, Tobias, Only wins because his Whole team are Legendaries!
Backstory!
In Generation 2-The games Gold and Silver, we had the legendary Beasts, 3 Reborn Pokemon Who lived in The Brass Tower, A building that was Set Ablaze after being Struck by Lightning and the fire extinguished by Heavy Rains. The 3 residents died until the Phoenix Pokemon, Ho-Oh (no laughing at the back of the class!) Revived them into Canine forms that represent the unbridled Power of a Storm.
Raikou's Roars can whip up lightning strikes, even at their Quietest, Suicune's presence Purifies Water, and Entai's Species is born every time a volcano Erupts...and this idiot is using them to play soccer?
Naturally Ash is so excited!
"I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE RAIKOU, SUICUNE AND ENTEI TOMORROW!"
-"Well except Entei, he can go fuck myself for kidnapping my Mother in the 3rd film so he can play happy families with the girl he was raising, who he also kidnapped!"
We cut to a Giant Bi-Plane and sure enough, Codai is Evil and is using his team to attack a Kidnapped and Previously Sedated Zoroark, and it's whelp Zorua!
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| "IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME AT FURRY DICK CONVENTION?" |
Technically, Zoroark is a Generation 5 Pokemon, who existence in this film is hype for Then Incoming Black and White Games, Who could only be obtained by Owning the 3 legendary's I just mentioned and who will make an appearance!
Based on the Kitsune, A Japanese Fox-creature that Protects Itself with Illusions, It also can shapeshift to play tricks and Punish Trespassers. In game, Zoroark can take the form of another Provided it's Health bar is more than half!
Protecting her Pup, Zoroark attack by taking the form of Raikou and causing a thunderstorm, but Codai is wearing a fitbit, he calls An Illusion Canceller. Zorua Escapes and it has the same Illusion Powers, but it's a baby, so it has a tell, Dog Teeth and Tail and a Distinctive Laugh. Codai is pissed as he needs to finds it before the next "Time Ripple", just as the current ripple opens up and Celebi appears, more on her later!
THE STORY HAS BARELY STARTED AND IT'S A KILLER!
MORE IMPORTANTLY, IS ORACLE ALL ALONG TO FACE EDWIN BY HERSELF? WHERE ARE THE OTHERS? AND IF EAMONN COULD ARRIVE? WHAT SIDE IS HE ON? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
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