(Look I'm Sorry for how things got a little Political Last time with the Reveal on what the Wicked Child Actually Was, ie, the embodiment of Rage feeding off the bigotry of the older generation. A lot of people was turned off by that in my last storyline!
This Storyline is no better...to begin with...anyway!
Ever Since "That Fascist In America" rose to power, I have avoided News Programmes Like the Plague! Not that "He" can be avoided, Twitter is filled with his outrageous quotes, That it drove me back to depression, that I almost need a protective Bubble. And That is how Heavenscar was conceptualized...a City made of Fractured pieces of Several worlds to act as a tourist spot and a safe respite from those who need to get away...kind of like Genosha in X-men after Magneto took over! But Heavenscar maybe not as safe as Eamonn, Yusef and Oracle would like to believe, and what about 80's Lad, who is seemingly now the new Embodiment of Rage?
And with that, Welcome to my new Storyline...HEAVEN SCAR!
(Over the The Chatter of The Helicopter blades, Joe-jack didn't hear the question from his Mother!
-Well?
-WELL WHA'?
-Are ya Excira abou' being on a Hellycopper?
-Noah, knot Really! Wanst ya being on a motorbike and on a train dat can fly, tings wot is suppose t'fly don't seem that excitin'
-oh....WELL IT WILLBE SO NOICE TO SEE MIS'ER EAMONN, ROBOT LADY AND OTHER YOU AGAIN!, SHAME ABOU' FROZEN BOY...BUT OI'M SURE DEEZ GIDGITS OV HIMS IZ SOME USE
-YA...EDWIN MAY BE GONE, BUT HIS SHITE SURE ISN'T!)
(As the Helicopter landed on the floating City, A screen went from a test screen to a film. As pleasant Muzak chimed, The screen transitioned to a man in a suit who looked like Joe-Jack, but Refined in appearance, This is Yusef Commonman, a Counterpart of Joe-Jack from Earth 3, an Earth where Nuclear war in Victorian Times, meant the Colonies Still existed into the 21 century, Yusef was a freedom fighter from that world, Until the events of The Digital Uprising in Earth 1 and 2 spilled into his world, now seemingly caught up in the events where parts of several worlds where taken to block a hole in Reality, Yusef used his quick wit and undeniable charm, as Heavenscar's quote/unquote Minister of Tourism)
"Must Like the destructive Anger of the Earth create Volcanic Islands, The collective anger of Injustice by each world's Champion, created Heavenscar, a floating city of Wonder. A microcosm of culture, Habitat, History and Industry! From the Azure seas of Earth 4, Guarded by our new friends Of Jellyfish World, To the Mountains of Secrets of Earth 88 where Eamonn and Satanic Ostrich breached The gateway to Hell, To the Lush Untouched Forests of Earth 5, we can accommodate any holiday to suit your Tastes
But Heavenscar is not a Just a tourist trap, I must stress that we have many Scholars and diplomats coming daily to find out what the true purpose of Heavenscar is, As a stopgap to stop the universe from falling apart, or as last vestige of human Endevour before our end.... So I must inform our visitors that Enlightened Towers, The Chamber of Science and the Subways are off-limits....
"So Ye and Eamonn are champions, huh?"
-I should be in that Tournament the Temlins are hosting! I have a score to settle with Pilo!
-Speaking of Wich, where is he,
-Chamber Of Science. Let me call you a cab!
(Yusef whistled and from nowhere, a Pegasus cantered proudly into view!)
"jaysus! wot kind ov oatz is you feedin' dis guy?"
(The Pegasus Stopped in a North African like Market Place, This was a piece of Earth 27, a world where Christianity lost the Crusades, Converted the Royal families of Europe and Bought into over to America. In the Bustling Marketplace was a Mosque-like building, Only Eamonn's Sense of Humour would put a Chamber Of Science Into a temple, Joe-jack Thought.)
(As he entered with Mammie, a Woman's voice shouted out "Excuse me, this is a restricted area!")
-How abou' fer an auld friend?
-HALLO, ROBOT LADY!
-Joe-jack, and you bought Mammie, are those Eamonn's research resources?
-And Eighties Lad's interventions and Gidgits,
-Oh....You bought stuff that belonged to Master,
-Yeah, You haven't heardz anything from him,
-No, i haven't, and the fact that I am Programmed Deeply to care about the wellbeing of the man who shared the identity of Earth 2's Master, after what he did this to us, annoys the shit outta me!
Delphi, Better known as Oracle, was a Victim of 80's Lad's earth 2 Counterpart, also called Edwin Tantalous! On Earth 2, Edwin was an Industrialist who was dying of cancer, so he augmented his brain with the Internet to gain knowledge to cure his body, however the cancer was terminal so merged his DNA With Nanotech to create a Biologicial Women: the TantaNet Control a being he wish to impart all his knowledge to after he himself downloaded it into his mind, However The machine was too human for it's own good, angry that a mere Human will always be smarter than her, Tantanet Merged with her Human Master and became Master Control. Seeking all the knowledge in the World, the Master Control absorbed humanity, turning them into an Cyborg army under a psychic hivemind, Oracle Included, the earth 2 environs grew stagnant, Until Eighties Lad asked the devil to send him back to the 80's and that's when dimension breaching started. But it has never being as bad as this!
(There was an awkward silence, after Edwin was bought up, Mammie Chimed in to break the tension!)
-...AND I BROUGHTZ MIS'SER EAMONN SUM DINNAH, SO I DID!
-Oh! Well that's nice! Yes i think you can see him now.
(a stone wall opened to reveal a steampunk looking Elevator, with Trepidation, the 2 Culchies stood as it Descended down.)
(In a circular Room, the lift stop the only exit a narrow corridor into a bigger, but similarly Round room, it was a library, shelves of Books raised to almost support the ceiling. in the centre an Atrium filled with glowing water and in it, Eamonn. a burnt out, disheveled shell of the man Joe-jack knew. The Man with The Satanic Fist, The Deleter of Master Control, The Tamer of The Satanic Ostrich, The Destroyer of Silent Hill, The Man who Rolled Dice with Gods....was now a half-naked Burnt out in a hot-tub, with a Demonic Arm covered in a sling, much like a bird cage covered in a blanket, to make it sleep until it was uncovered!)
Ye...mind Coverin' up fer mammie's sake?
-oh...yeah, off course! Eamonn said, cloddishly using his bad arm to put on a Kimono,)
-You look well?
-YOU DON'T!
"Chi imbued Water, It's Suppose to cure the Mutation of my arm"
-Mutation? is that what ye are all your Curs...
-NOW STOP THAT! YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NONSENSE!
-Maybe that's why ya CHEESE-WATAH AIN'T WORKIN'!
-Yeah....maybe your right!
(He didn't argue da odds wif me, something is very wrong!) thought Joe-Jack
Anyway i Boughtz ya stuff to help ya out...and I don't know how ovah ya are abou' Eighties Lad, but I bought some of his machines to help.
Thanks, Now if you excuse me I have a review to broadcast! he held up a Devil's Dvd.
Years ago Eamonn's Anger over Leap Year, The Most Racist Film Ever Made!, Made him so angry he sold his soul to the Devil to make sure it existed! Since then, Any terrible film encountered has become holes into the fabric of reality, that Eamonn, and his band of heroes have sealed for nearly a decade, But Now, With a City made to plug the hole, Eamonn's reviews are not Prevention, but Damage Limitation!
AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pQYtmb-f0w
So it has come to this, Hollywood taking something i grew up on and changing it beyond Recognition, to make it "Edgy"
So Let's Dig into SUPERHERO BREAKFAST CLUB! And see how badly I have to Mourn my childhood!
"I... AM....IRON...MAN"
"....AND HE'S THE IRON MAN, AND HE'S THE IRON MAN...AND SO IS SHE, AND SO IS MY GIRLFRIEND!"
Seriously Lionsgate, You Want to Incur the Wrath of The Nazi Rat by ripping off Marvel? I'm pretty sure Disney can afford Lawyers!
And also don't try to tell me those Car door Wind chimes are supposed to be the Dino-Zords?
This Storyline is no better...to begin with...anyway!
Ever Since "That Fascist In America" rose to power, I have avoided News Programmes Like the Plague! Not that "He" can be avoided, Twitter is filled with his outrageous quotes, That it drove me back to depression, that I almost need a protective Bubble. And That is how Heavenscar was conceptualized...a City made of Fractured pieces of Several worlds to act as a tourist spot and a safe respite from those who need to get away...kind of like Genosha in X-men after Magneto took over! But Heavenscar maybe not as safe as Eamonn, Yusef and Oracle would like to believe, and what about 80's Lad, who is seemingly now the new Embodiment of Rage?
And with that, Welcome to my new Storyline...HEAVEN SCAR!
(Over the The Chatter of The Helicopter blades, Joe-jack didn't hear the question from his Mother!
-Well?
-WELL WHA'?
-Are ya Excira abou' being on a Hellycopper?
-Noah, knot Really! Wanst ya being on a motorbike and on a train dat can fly, tings wot is suppose t'fly don't seem that excitin'
-oh....WELL IT WILLBE SO NOICE TO SEE MIS'ER EAMONN, ROBOT LADY AND OTHER YOU AGAIN!, SHAME ABOU' FROZEN BOY...BUT OI'M SURE DEEZ GIDGITS OV HIMS IZ SOME USE
-YA...EDWIN MAY BE GONE, BUT HIS SHITE SURE ISN'T!)
(As the Helicopter landed on the floating City, A screen went from a test screen to a film. As pleasant Muzak chimed, The screen transitioned to a man in a suit who looked like Joe-Jack, but Refined in appearance, This is Yusef Commonman, a Counterpart of Joe-Jack from Earth 3, an Earth where Nuclear war in Victorian Times, meant the Colonies Still existed into the 21 century, Yusef was a freedom fighter from that world, Until the events of The Digital Uprising in Earth 1 and 2 spilled into his world, now seemingly caught up in the events where parts of several worlds where taken to block a hole in Reality, Yusef used his quick wit and undeniable charm, as Heavenscar's quote/unquote Minister of Tourism)
"Must Like the destructive Anger of the Earth create Volcanic Islands, The collective anger of Injustice by each world's Champion, created Heavenscar, a floating city of Wonder. A microcosm of culture, Habitat, History and Industry! From the Azure seas of Earth 4, Guarded by our new friends Of Jellyfish World, To the Mountains of Secrets of Earth 88 where Eamonn and Satanic Ostrich breached The gateway to Hell, To the Lush Untouched Forests of Earth 5, we can accommodate any holiday to suit your Tastes
But Heavenscar is not a Just a tourist trap, I must stress that we have many Scholars and diplomats coming daily to find out what the true purpose of Heavenscar is, As a stopgap to stop the universe from falling apart, or as last vestige of human Endevour before our end.... So I must inform our visitors that Enlightened Towers, The Chamber of Science and the Subways are off-limits....
"So Ye and Eamonn are champions, huh?"
-I should be in that Tournament the Temlins are hosting! I have a score to settle with Pilo!
-Speaking of Wich, where is he,
-Chamber Of Science. Let me call you a cab!
(Yusef whistled and from nowhere, a Pegasus cantered proudly into view!)
"jaysus! wot kind ov oatz is you feedin' dis guy?"
(The Pegasus Stopped in a North African like Market Place, This was a piece of Earth 27, a world where Christianity lost the Crusades, Converted the Royal families of Europe and Bought into over to America. In the Bustling Marketplace was a Mosque-like building, Only Eamonn's Sense of Humour would put a Chamber Of Science Into a temple, Joe-jack Thought.)
(As he entered with Mammie, a Woman's voice shouted out "Excuse me, this is a restricted area!")
-How abou' fer an auld friend?
-HALLO, ROBOT LADY!
-Joe-jack, and you bought Mammie, are those Eamonn's research resources?
-And Eighties Lad's interventions and Gidgits,
-Oh....You bought stuff that belonged to Master,
-Yeah, You haven't heardz anything from him,
-No, i haven't, and the fact that I am Programmed Deeply to care about the wellbeing of the man who shared the identity of Earth 2's Master, after what he did this to us, annoys the shit outta me!
Delphi, Better known as Oracle, was a Victim of 80's Lad's earth 2 Counterpart, also called Edwin Tantalous! On Earth 2, Edwin was an Industrialist who was dying of cancer, so he augmented his brain with the Internet to gain knowledge to cure his body, however the cancer was terminal so merged his DNA With Nanotech to create a Biologicial Women: the TantaNet Control a being he wish to impart all his knowledge to after he himself downloaded it into his mind, However The machine was too human for it's own good, angry that a mere Human will always be smarter than her, Tantanet Merged with her Human Master and became Master Control. Seeking all the knowledge in the World, the Master Control absorbed humanity, turning them into an Cyborg army under a psychic hivemind, Oracle Included, the earth 2 environs grew stagnant, Until Eighties Lad asked the devil to send him back to the 80's and that's when dimension breaching started. But it has never being as bad as this!
(There was an awkward silence, after Edwin was bought up, Mammie Chimed in to break the tension!)
-...AND I BROUGHTZ MIS'SER EAMONN SUM DINNAH, SO I DID!
-Oh! Well that's nice! Yes i think you can see him now.
(a stone wall opened to reveal a steampunk looking Elevator, with Trepidation, the 2 Culchies stood as it Descended down.)
(In a circular Room, the lift stop the only exit a narrow corridor into a bigger, but similarly Round room, it was a library, shelves of Books raised to almost support the ceiling. in the centre an Atrium filled with glowing water and in it, Eamonn. a burnt out, disheveled shell of the man Joe-jack knew. The Man with The Satanic Fist, The Deleter of Master Control, The Tamer of The Satanic Ostrich, The Destroyer of Silent Hill, The Man who Rolled Dice with Gods....was now a half-naked Burnt out in a hot-tub, with a Demonic Arm covered in a sling, much like a bird cage covered in a blanket, to make it sleep until it was uncovered!)
Ye...mind Coverin' up fer mammie's sake?
-oh...yeah, off course! Eamonn said, cloddishly using his bad arm to put on a Kimono,)
-You look well?
-YOU DON'T!
"Chi imbued Water, It's Suppose to cure the Mutation of my arm"
-Mutation? is that what ye are all your Curs...
-NOW STOP THAT! YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NONSENSE!
-Maybe that's why ya CHEESE-WATAH AIN'T WORKIN'!
-Yeah....maybe your right!
(He didn't argue da odds wif me, something is very wrong!) thought Joe-Jack
Anyway i Boughtz ya stuff to help ya out...and I don't know how ovah ya are abou' Eighties Lad, but I bought some of his machines to help.
Thanks, Now if you excuse me I have a review to broadcast! he held up a Devil's Dvd.
Years ago Eamonn's Anger over Leap Year, The Most Racist Film Ever Made!, Made him so angry he sold his soul to the Devil to make sure it existed! Since then, Any terrible film encountered has become holes into the fabric of reality, that Eamonn, and his band of heroes have sealed for nearly a decade, But Now, With a City made to plug the hole, Eamonn's reviews are not Prevention, but Damage Limitation!
AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pQYtmb-f0w
So it has come to this, Hollywood taking something i grew up on and changing it beyond Recognition, to make it "Edgy"
So Let's Dig into SUPERHERO BREAKFAST CLUB! And see how badly I have to Mourn my childhood!
"I... AM....IRON...MAN"
"....AND HE'S THE IRON MAN, AND HE'S THE IRON MAN...AND SO IS SHE, AND SO IS MY GIRLFRIEND!"
Seriously Lionsgate, You Want to Incur the Wrath of The Nazi Rat by ripping off Marvel? I'm pretty sure Disney can afford Lawyers!
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| "SHH, LADDIE! YE WANNA GET SUED?" |
So With Heroes who draw powers from Dinosaurs we start In the Cenozoic Era to a Gritty Start, where the Red Ranger, Zordon (Bryan Cranston) is mortally wounded By Rita Repulsa, You are probably wondering why and how Bryan Cranston is in this film, But with all Big Budget "Re-Imagining" they always ask an actor who was in the show who now "MADE IT!" to come back! Cranston Did some Voice-work for the Monsters in the Original Run of the show!
So with the Original Rangers Dead, Zordon scatters the Power coins and Unleashes his last Gambit: The Extinction Event! Meaning that in this Continuity and the Main Continuity, The power Rangers were front and centre to the Death of the Dinosaurs! The Meteorite knocks Rita into the sea...and not a Dumpster that ends up on the moon! Yeah as goofy as soon of the Mythos is, It's still the Mythos of power rangers, it's still a part of the franchise, which, despite the nature of it's continuity these days, is still part of the conveyed imagery used 2 DECADES! later!
A million years later we cut to A highschool Changing room where 3 morons have Stolen a bull and tied it to a bench, 2 of the stooges leg it, leaving Jason as a fall guy. Yep, YOUR HEROIC LEADER, EVERYONE! A THIEVING JOCK QUARTERBACK WHO DID THIS BECAUSE OF THE FALSEHOOD THAT IS COOL-KID IMMUNITY!
So Jason ends up in a car-crash trying to escape, and have to go to school on tag for House Arrest! His father is disappointed , not because his usually good son has lashed out in a big way, but because his football scholarship is down the pan! BECAUSE HIGH SCHOOL IZ FER PALYING SPORTZ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MznFbxU-fv4
...AND has to do actual Brain-work on Saturday School to graduate!
There, we meet two of the other future Rangers, Billy, who still a nerd is now a socially awkward Autistic Black Boy and Kimberly, who threw Popularity away by maliciously sending sexual photos of a love rival and is bullied by her former friends who lack basic principals! And we know she is important because she has an Important Haircut scene!
Billy thanks Jason for standing up to a Bully (would have being nice if the bully was called Bulk or Skull but unfortunately that don't happen!) Billy says he needs someone to help him drive tonight because he needs to be somewhere tonight, but is afraid of the dark. Jason Shows Billy his tag , but Billy says he can trick the sim, as long as Jason can drive him tonight, he can have free use of Billy's car.
BILLY HAS A CAR?
Billy exposists that he and his father, before he passed use to go treasure and fossil hunting in the mine, but the whole mine is to be leveled in a few days time. Jason, who only agreed because he can use the van, leaves.
In the Mine Surrounding Area we see the other 2 rangers. Zack, now an Asian, camping out in a trainyard, spies on his binoculars "Crazy Girl" Trini, Played by Hip-Hop singer Becky G ( No, Me Neither!) The "Harrision ford" to the rest of the Power Rangers "Stars Wars cast" as in the only one who had a career after this!
Darkness Falls and Jason spies Kimberly Diving of a cliff into the lake below, fully clothed! Thinking she has commited Suicide, Jason goes to her Rescue. They Meet and discuss how much they have ruined their lives so much, that they ask if they even ran off, how long before their pasts would catch up to them! Billy sets up an Explosion that brings all 5 together, except for one thing, that explosive was not supposed to the that loud or Powerful! The ground crumbles below them and they all fall into a ravine, and there they will find...POWERS THEY NEVER SEEN BEFORE!
END OF PART 1!
PART 2 WILL BE LAUNCHED FRIDAY THE 1ST OF JUNE!
...AND has to do actual Brain-work on Saturday School to graduate!
There, we meet two of the other future Rangers, Billy, who still a nerd is now a socially awkward Autistic Black Boy and Kimberly, who threw Popularity away by maliciously sending sexual photos of a love rival and is bullied by her former friends who lack basic principals! And we know she is important because she has an Important Haircut scene!
Billy thanks Jason for standing up to a Bully (would have being nice if the bully was called Bulk or Skull but unfortunately that don't happen!) Billy says he needs someone to help him drive tonight because he needs to be somewhere tonight, but is afraid of the dark. Jason Shows Billy his tag , but Billy says he can trick the sim, as long as Jason can drive him tonight, he can have free use of Billy's car.
BILLY HAS A CAR?
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| OH PLEASE LET IT BE A VOLKSWAGEN THAT CAN FLY! |
Billy exposists that he and his father, before he passed use to go treasure and fossil hunting in the mine, but the whole mine is to be leveled in a few days time. Jason, who only agreed because he can use the van, leaves.
In the Mine Surrounding Area we see the other 2 rangers. Zack, now an Asian, camping out in a trainyard, spies on his binoculars "Crazy Girl" Trini, Played by Hip-Hop singer Becky G ( No, Me Neither!) The "Harrision ford" to the rest of the Power Rangers "Stars Wars cast" as in the only one who had a career after this!
Darkness Falls and Jason spies Kimberly Diving of a cliff into the lake below, fully clothed! Thinking she has commited Suicide, Jason goes to her Rescue. They Meet and discuss how much they have ruined their lives so much, that they ask if they even ran off, how long before their pasts would catch up to them! Billy sets up an Explosion that brings all 5 together, except for one thing, that explosive was not supposed to the that loud or Powerful! The ground crumbles below them and they all fall into a ravine, and there they will find...POWERS THEY NEVER SEEN BEFORE!
END OF PART 1!
PART 2 WILL BE LAUNCHED FRIDAY THE 1ST OF JUNE!
It's funny how in Zyuranger, it was Bandora (Rita's counterpart) who caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, yet in this film Zordon was responsible for the event.
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