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BOY, DO I HAVE A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU READERS THIS MONTH!
One of last years most overhyped, Disappointing films. A film that shows that no matter how good an ensemble cast is, some ass Always steals the show!
And no, I'm not talking about Steve McQueen talking off his hat whilst Yul Brenner is talking kind of Ass, QUITE LITERALLY AN ASS STEALS THE SHOW IN THIS FILM!
So Let's Dig Into Harley Quinn's Ass! Featuring The Suicide Squad and see how this film spawned Nerds Getting some action from Hot Blondes Last Halloween!
The Cover is everything you'll expect from a Dc Film that is different from all other's like it. Except of the dark brooding of Batman or the Bright sun Breaking through the cloud and optimistic tones of Superman, the Tie-Die sells the Quirkiness of the film. Years of Watching Atop The Fourth Wall and Formatting Linkara's Style to Written Word has taught me to appreciate a good Group Shot!
The Film Starts in New Orleans in Belle Reve Correctional Facility. It is the jail that holds the most dangerous non-superpowered Villains, such as Floyd "Deadshot" Landon (Will Smith) and Harley Quinn, The accomplice to The Joker. Life in Belle Reve is hard, made only worse with crooked Guards and Harsh Treatment, including Harley Being Forced Feed Provac-laden Milkshake!
Cut to New York and Warden of Belle Reve, Amanda Waller (Viola Davis )is attending a meeting with Senators. Superman has being (Seemingly) killed by Zod, and without a Protector and Meta-Humans and Technology on the rise, Waller Proposes this: a team made of her worst prisoners turned into a Black ops unit specially tasked to fight meta and Supernatural Menaces. If they FAIL OR DIE, Society has being done a favour! So who are the Suicide Squad?
DEADSHOT:(Will Smith) An assassin deadly with every gun imaginable, (Even A Potato Gun is listed off as weapons he killed with) He was caught by Batman whilst spending time with his Daughter who Pleaded with him not to kill him. Waller Jeering his conscience is as crippling as his over-reliance of guns!
HARLEY QUINN: Formerly only a character in the Batman Cartoon, the Popularity of the Shrink who falls in love with her Patient, The Joker (Jared Leto) and subsequently becomes as cuckoo for Coco Pops as her "Puddin'". Like Deadshot, was caught by Batman after being left to drown by Joker!
CAPTAIN BOOMERANG: An Australian Bank-robber who uses High Tech Boomerangs, Belongs to the Flash Comic, but was excluded from the tv Show since the show already has one High-tech Non powered Villain, the Trickster. They even Fucked Up Mirror Master on that show by turning him from a technology based Villain, into a Meta! Can make Boomerangs to do anything, once attempted to make 12 time travelling Boomerangs to kill a jury a week before his trail! Has a secret love of Pink Unicorns!
EL DIABLO: A Pyrokinetic Gang Banger with a short temper and a long and dark past. Turned himself in after his powers got out of control!
KILLER CROC: (Adewale Akkinuoje-Agbaje) Born with a Dry Skin Defect and into an uncaring world, The boy named Waylon Jones, became Killer Croc! Cannibal and Suspected Child Murderer.
ENCHANTRESS: (Cara Delavigne) A spirit unsealed from a doll by archaeologist Jill Moon, the Spirit now co-habits the body of the Doctor and Cara Fits the Role, not because she wears bikinis for a living but because she looks out of it all the time!, no doubt because of her monotone voice and her Lazy Eye, No lazy eye is too Generous a description, more like "Ten Yard Stare in 2 Different Directions!" St Vincent must be the paranoid women in the world every time Cara tells her she loves her!
Any way, Enchantress would be unstoppable, if Waller didn't have the entity's heart. Jills is being looked after by her Boyfriend and the Squad's Liason Rick Flag.
So Waller Returns to New Orleans to recruit her Prisoners, El Diablo is out, and out of guilt has locked himself in the only place is powers are quelled, a water tank. Deadshot, however wants in, but only if he can see his daughter. Flag tells Waller he is concerned over the time of people he has to govern, but Waller insists putting Jill to use is better than the enchantress taking over. Joker recruits a gambler who owes him a debt in his attempt to find Harley
In her dreams Enchantress takes over Jill's body, in an attempt to get her heart back from Waller, the briefcase is fitted with a motion detector, not even a teleport like Enchantress could take it, instead she steals a doll like the one she was trapped in, breaks it and frees it's spirit into an in a train station as "Brother" gains control of this new body, the 2 ancients are angry that the humans now "worship machines" instead of them. Their plan is made, to build a machine that will destroy humanity. To that end, "Brother" turns his new body into a metal creature that absorbs metal and flesh and uses into reconstitute a new larger form. Each of the Squad are Tagged with a tracking device that is also a bomb, should they try to escape. Joker invades the tracking device company with the gambler's van as his cover and kidnaps a scientist.
WHAT MISSION DOES WALLER HAVE FOR THE SQUAD? WILL THE JOKER FIND HARLEY? WILL BROTHER BE GIVEN A NAME IN THIS FILM? HAVE YOU JUST SPENT ALL THIS TIME LOOKING AT THE ASS?
FIND OUT ON THE 1ST OF FEBRUARY, AND ALSO THE THIEF OF BOREDOM STORYLINE GETS ADDED TO ONLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
BOY, DO I HAVE A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU READERS THIS MONTH!
One of last years most overhyped, Disappointing films. A film that shows that no matter how good an ensemble cast is, some ass Always steals the show!
And no, I'm not talking about Steve McQueen talking off his hat whilst Yul Brenner is talking kind of Ass, QUITE LITERALLY AN ASS STEALS THE SHOW IN THIS FILM!
So Let's Dig Into Harley Quinn's Ass! Featuring The Suicide Squad and see how this film spawned Nerds Getting some action from Hot Blondes Last Halloween!
The Cover is everything you'll expect from a Dc Film that is different from all other's like it. Except of the dark brooding of Batman or the Bright sun Breaking through the cloud and optimistic tones of Superman, the Tie-Die sells the Quirkiness of the film. Years of Watching Atop The Fourth Wall and Formatting Linkara's Style to Written Word has taught me to appreciate a good Group Shot!
The Film Starts in New Orleans in Belle Reve Correctional Facility. It is the jail that holds the most dangerous non-superpowered Villains, such as Floyd "Deadshot" Landon (Will Smith) and Harley Quinn, The accomplice to The Joker. Life in Belle Reve is hard, made only worse with crooked Guards and Harsh Treatment, including Harley Being Forced Feed Provac-laden Milkshake!
Cut to New York and Warden of Belle Reve, Amanda Waller (Viola Davis )is attending a meeting with Senators. Superman has being (Seemingly) killed by Zod, and without a Protector and Meta-Humans and Technology on the rise, Waller Proposes this: a team made of her worst prisoners turned into a Black ops unit specially tasked to fight meta and Supernatural Menaces. If they FAIL OR DIE, Society has being done a favour! So who are the Suicide Squad?
DEADSHOT:(Will Smith) An assassin deadly with every gun imaginable, (Even A Potato Gun is listed off as weapons he killed with) He was caught by Batman whilst spending time with his Daughter who Pleaded with him not to kill him. Waller Jeering his conscience is as crippling as his over-reliance of guns!
HARLEY QUINN: Formerly only a character in the Batman Cartoon, the Popularity of the Shrink who falls in love with her Patient, The Joker (Jared Leto) and subsequently becomes as cuckoo for Coco Pops as her "Puddin'". Like Deadshot, was caught by Batman after being left to drown by Joker!
CAPTAIN BOOMERANG: An Australian Bank-robber who uses High Tech Boomerangs, Belongs to the Flash Comic, but was excluded from the tv Show since the show already has one High-tech Non powered Villain, the Trickster. They even Fucked Up Mirror Master on that show by turning him from a technology based Villain, into a Meta! Can make Boomerangs to do anything, once attempted to make 12 time travelling Boomerangs to kill a jury a week before his trail! Has a secret love of Pink Unicorns!
EL DIABLO: A Pyrokinetic Gang Banger with a short temper and a long and dark past. Turned himself in after his powers got out of control!
KILLER CROC: (Adewale Akkinuoje-Agbaje) Born with a Dry Skin Defect and into an uncaring world, The boy named Waylon Jones, became Killer Croc! Cannibal and Suspected Child Murderer.
ENCHANTRESS: (Cara Delavigne) A spirit unsealed from a doll by archaeologist Jill Moon, the Spirit now co-habits the body of the Doctor and Cara Fits the Role, not because she wears bikinis for a living but because she looks out of it all the time!, no doubt because of her monotone voice and her Lazy Eye, No lazy eye is too Generous a description, more like "Ten Yard Stare in 2 Different Directions!" St Vincent must be the paranoid women in the world every time Cara tells her she loves her!
Any way, Enchantress would be unstoppable, if Waller didn't have the entity's heart. Jills is being looked after by her Boyfriend and the Squad's Liason Rick Flag.
So Waller Returns to New Orleans to recruit her Prisoners, El Diablo is out, and out of guilt has locked himself in the only place is powers are quelled, a water tank. Deadshot, however wants in, but only if he can see his daughter. Flag tells Waller he is concerned over the time of people he has to govern, but Waller insists putting Jill to use is better than the enchantress taking over. Joker recruits a gambler who owes him a debt in his attempt to find Harley
In her dreams Enchantress takes over Jill's body, in an attempt to get her heart back from Waller, the briefcase is fitted with a motion detector, not even a teleport like Enchantress could take it, instead she steals a doll like the one she was trapped in, breaks it and frees it's spirit into an in a train station as "Brother" gains control of this new body, the 2 ancients are angry that the humans now "worship machines" instead of them. Their plan is made, to build a machine that will destroy humanity. To that end, "Brother" turns his new body into a metal creature that absorbs metal and flesh and uses into reconstitute a new larger form. Each of the Squad are Tagged with a tracking device that is also a bomb, should they try to escape. Joker invades the tracking device company with the gambler's van as his cover and kidnaps a scientist.
WHAT MISSION DOES WALLER HAVE FOR THE SQUAD? WILL THE JOKER FIND HARLEY? WILL BROTHER BE GIVEN A NAME IN THIS FILM? HAVE YOU JUST SPENT ALL THIS TIME LOOKING AT THE ASS?
FIND OUT ON THE 1ST OF FEBRUARY, AND ALSO THE THIEF OF BOREDOM STORYLINE GETS ADDED TO ONLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
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