(This Storyline is Going to take a Darker Turn. If you Don't know, IRL I am an Atheist, So my Leader Character is the Fear of All Atheists, to lash out at those people who believe in god and treat it as a mental Illness! You Will see it in the Following Months in Due Coarse! You have being Warned! and i mean no Offence!)
(Joe-Jack and 80's Lad Sat in the Tractor outside of the Jail where Eamonn was brought to after, the Leader Attack the City Centre!) Joe-Jack recieved a text.
P. A.Y. B.A.I.L. Dats a funny weigh t'spell Jail break, so it iz!
-That's because he doesn't want us to break him out! the world is convinced he is some mastermind of A Secular Spring! so we must respect his wishes
-GIV OVAH! DA WORL' TINKS HE'S A TERRORIZAH! 'OW DAFUQ IZ WE GONNA PAY HIZ BAIL?
-Luckily for us, i can sell some of the Patents that the Earth 2 Me left behind, my man! let me wired it up to the jails account and...BOOM!
AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!
Nothing is more powerful than Public Opinion. If people can get behind a story of a book tv show or game, then you would have to be hiding under a rock not to know a certain show.
Not that it hasn't stopped Executives Screwing the Pooch Constantly with Mythos. Sometimes the final Result bares no resemblance to the original product.
Which is where this month's disaster comes in! You'll remember last month, we saw Final Fantasy Advent Children, A game based on it's storyline and mythos; magic, dragons, swordplay, monster slaying....so it would make sense to have a final fantasy film would be...A Space Opera Romance Film!
The Film Starts with a Dream, Dreamt by our hero, Aki Ross, An Astronaut orbiting Earth and also the ugliest woman ever Animated. To prove that point, Pixar STOLE Some animation stills and undermined the competition, by seemlessly animating the characters into Thriller, with Aki as Jacko. The following video is both hilarious and terrifying!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuFo63OqSO0
Aki Narrates that she has being getting these dreams for some time. 35 years ago, Earth (yes Earth and not a fantasy world) was Invaded by Aliens those surviving humans are in the few cities left. Aki believes her dreams are key to saving mankind!
The Earth of 2065 is naturally after such events a wasteland as Aki lands in what was once Time Square, Armed with a Gun, a Dragonball z scanner and Leela's wrist thingy, Doctor Ross is stalked by Bio luminescent alien ghosts Until a SWAT unit shoots them down. but this is not a Rescue, it's an Arrest Warrant!
Aki is searching for a lifeform that survived the aliens, she finds it- a weed, but retrieving it only ends with agents surrounded by more "Phantoms". To make matters more stressful for the good doctor Ross, the commander of the unit happens to her ex-boyfriend, Gray!
Back From Mission, the Commandos exposist that Contact with the Phantoms is toxic, so they and Aki are being Scanned, with Aki nervous about the machine, Gray is affected but going into shock. So Aki Plans to operate by using the Medical Treatment of "Shoot It With A Laser!"
When the time comes for Aki to be scanned, she is excused by her mentor Doctor Cyd, (Donald Sutherland , the only actor who had a career after this!) takes responsibility. The plant is examined and contains what Cyd was looking for: a "spirit" or more correctly, a Sound Frequency on an atomic level that every living thing has that may dispel the phantoms!
Aki reminds Cyd that it was he, who invented all the acoustic medical gear that has made the humans fight back. However, aki's little trip to New York means that the government is going to go down hard on his research funding, and his belief in a "Gaia" or Earth Spirit will become the subject of ridicule! to which he burns his personal diaries, and tells his assistant to do the same
"They did the same to Galileo, you know, for not saying the Earth is the centre of the universe. Being Right in the end, doesn't change anything!"
WHAT SECRETS LIE IN AKI'S DREAM? WHAT IS CYD'S RESEARCH ACTUALLY FOR? WHY DID THEY DRAW A WOMAN MORE BUTCH THAN MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ, WHO IS ALSO IN THIS FILM?
FIND OUT NEXT MONDAY (9/01/17) ONLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
(Joe-Jack and 80's Lad Sat in the Tractor outside of the Jail where Eamonn was brought to after, the Leader Attack the City Centre!) Joe-Jack recieved a text.
P. A.Y. B.A.I.L. Dats a funny weigh t'spell Jail break, so it iz!
-That's because he doesn't want us to break him out! the world is convinced he is some mastermind of A Secular Spring! so we must respect his wishes
-GIV OVAH! DA WORL' TINKS HE'S A TERRORIZAH! 'OW DAFUQ IZ WE GONNA PAY HIZ BAIL?
-Luckily for us, i can sell some of the Patents that the Earth 2 Me left behind, my man! let me wired it up to the jails account and...BOOM!
AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!
Nothing is more powerful than Public Opinion. If people can get behind a story of a book tv show or game, then you would have to be hiding under a rock not to know a certain show.
Not that it hasn't stopped Executives Screwing the Pooch Constantly with Mythos. Sometimes the final Result bares no resemblance to the original product.
Which is where this month's disaster comes in! You'll remember last month, we saw Final Fantasy Advent Children, A game based on it's storyline and mythos; magic, dragons, swordplay, monster slaying....so it would make sense to have a final fantasy film would be...A Space Opera Romance Film!
The Film Starts with a Dream, Dreamt by our hero, Aki Ross, An Astronaut orbiting Earth and also the ugliest woman ever Animated. To prove that point, Pixar STOLE Some animation stills and undermined the competition, by seemlessly animating the characters into Thriller, with Aki as Jacko. The following video is both hilarious and terrifying!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuFo63OqSO0
Aki Narrates that she has being getting these dreams for some time. 35 years ago, Earth (yes Earth and not a fantasy world) was Invaded by Aliens those surviving humans are in the few cities left. Aki believes her dreams are key to saving mankind!
The Earth of 2065 is naturally after such events a wasteland as Aki lands in what was once Time Square, Armed with a Gun, a Dragonball z scanner and Leela's wrist thingy, Doctor Ross is stalked by Bio luminescent alien ghosts Until a SWAT unit shoots them down. but this is not a Rescue, it's an Arrest Warrant!
Aki is searching for a lifeform that survived the aliens, she finds it- a weed, but retrieving it only ends with agents surrounded by more "Phantoms". To make matters more stressful for the good doctor Ross, the commander of the unit happens to her ex-boyfriend, Gray!
Back From Mission, the Commandos exposist that Contact with the Phantoms is toxic, so they and Aki are being Scanned, with Aki nervous about the machine, Gray is affected but going into shock. So Aki Plans to operate by using the Medical Treatment of "Shoot It With A Laser!"
When the time comes for Aki to be scanned, she is excused by her mentor Doctor Cyd, (Donald Sutherland , the only actor who had a career after this!) takes responsibility. The plant is examined and contains what Cyd was looking for: a "spirit" or more correctly, a Sound Frequency on an atomic level that every living thing has that may dispel the phantoms!
Aki reminds Cyd that it was he, who invented all the acoustic medical gear that has made the humans fight back. However, aki's little trip to New York means that the government is going to go down hard on his research funding, and his belief in a "Gaia" or Earth Spirit will become the subject of ridicule! to which he burns his personal diaries, and tells his assistant to do the same
"They did the same to Galileo, you know, for not saying the Earth is the centre of the universe. Being Right in the end, doesn't change anything!"
WHAT SECRETS LIE IN AKI'S DREAM? WHAT IS CYD'S RESEARCH ACTUALLY FOR? WHY DID THEY DRAW A WOMAN MORE BUTCH THAN MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ, WHO IS ALSO IN THIS FILM?
FIND OUT NEXT MONDAY (9/01/17) ONLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
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