(When we last Bogger Box Office, The Pimpernel of Earth 3 finally arrived in our Earth, lets call it Earth One to keep it simple, finally arrived with a shocking Revelation, the dictator of his world the "Leader" is Eamonn! Or rather a Dimensional counterpart of Eamonn, Who in Earth 3 has used the recently invented powers of Eighties Lad's Power Glove to rule!
We now open with the trio running for their lives from the Pimpernel's Shock sticks.)
GREAT(!) I complain about not being killed for over a year, and now a psychopath from god knows where turns up, claiming i killed his planet, and runs amok, all because of this untested Weapon of yours, 80's! Well, no TIME LIKE THE PRESENT!
Yeah, Dude, you should, like, Totally use the dvd interface built into the Repluser dock to down load the hand to hand protocol
Good Idea, we still don't know if this Kamen Rider Knock off can use magic, My run-ins with Magic Users have being....unfair!
UPLOADING REVIEW!
"LITTLE PANDA FIGHTER"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYKsjdkdRbw
In the Year that sees Dreamworks squeeze the last ounce of Originality of Kung Fu Panda into a 3rd film, It's only fair i review the film that also cashed in on the first film, Produced by Brinquedo Animation the Brazilian company that made Ratatoing you know the film on Bad Movie Beatdown?
Yes That's the One!
Okay Dvd in, No trailers, no Music No features, just one option in the main menu-PLAY FEATURE-AND AWAY WE GO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8s-agVDrEg
We start with a pan of 90's style 3D, a featureless green void for grass and on it a cube with pyramid that's supposed to be a building called "BEAR BAR BOX!"
Inside we get an EXTREME CLOSEUP to a Panda Whistling and none it's lip movements match up. It's now twerking with it's terrible animation makes it looks like his muscles in his backside have the consistency of liquid,
and trust me noone wants a
He get's tripped by his boss, A polar Bear called Polaris, Pancada the Panda apologizes for daydreaming
00:35 on the video above
Wait, I RECOGNIZE THAT VOICE!
YES THAT IS THE VOICE OF DAN GREEN!
Which makes me think that Kung Fu Panda would be a million times better if Po could do a MIND CRUSH!
Pancada daydreams that he is in a aerobics video, despite Polaris wanting him to clean his place for Fight Night.
That Night, Teddy Thunders, the reigning champ for 2 years straight wipes the floor with Sweet Bear, a Care Bear Knockoff! Polaris is pissed that Teddy's win streak is killing the business, and he would like to unretire from boxing to teach him a thing or two!, But his lawyer Grizzlepuss, (The late ,Great Maddie Bladstien) reminds him/exposist that if he does, he will lose the club majority shares over to him! The Waitress Hunnibun, fawns over Teddy making Pancada which he had that effect on girls. Pancada asks his boss if he can leave early. He mentions that he pretended to like boxing to get a job was all an "act!" so when Polaris turns to his wrestling poster when he says that word, he gets an idea!
Pancada arrives at a monastery....OF DANCE! To Train in dancing by this brown mammal thing called Master Xin, who when he see's Pancada in Pink Legwarmers, makes this face!
Pancada asks Xin's advice on how to impress girls, he tells him Loyalty has Value, but Pancada takes it as "MO' MONEY, HO MONEY!"
The Next Day, Polaris reveals he is going to fight Teddy wearing a black ninja suit, so Grizzlepuss wont suspect a thing, but the suit needs to be washed, so Pancada takes it, As he waits, he dances, but Hunnibun comes in and see it, he lies and says it's Katas! Hunnibun flirts with him (With Veronica Taylor provided the Mae Valentine flirty voice for this !) says he is impressed with men who can fight!
YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!
Hunnibun and Grizzlepus insult the Masked Bear, and when Pancada defends his boss, they get it so wrong! Compound the fact the ninja costume shrank in the wash and makes the polar bear looks like a panda, and the same panda is not seen at the fight, due to him leaving in secret to a audition, this plot to this comedy of errors is now complete!
In Round Two Polaris Beats Teddy by jumping over his punch and knocking him out, At the Audition, A jump at the end of Pancada's routine divides opinion
PLOT POINT
The Next day, Pancada gets attention from everyone, oblivious to the fact that they think he is the Masked Bear!
Polaris is naturally upset by the Rumour, but when Pancada explains where he was, he gets a laugh out of it! So there we have it, the plot get the girl, you must MAINTAIN THE LIE! But When Grizzlepuss taps Polaris, he flinches, or at least makes a noise! Dahm this animation!
So Pancada trains with Both Master Xin and Polaris, actually getting the Punchbag gag from the Source material, Xin reminds Pancada that while it's good he is showing loyality to his boss, he should be something he isn't! So Pancada tells Polaris that HE will face Teddy in his rematch, One training montage later, Pancada is ready to go, even if he's never taken a punch in his life!
It's the Night of the Rematch and Pancada is laid out in the 1st, loses on points in the second, and when he dances, Teddy just knocks him out to win the title, Pancada apoligizes the Polaris the next day, but in a dick move, Polaris tells him he placed all his money on Teddy and now he's minted, so minted, he can no retire to the North and sell his half of the club to Pancada, this doesn't make Grizzlepuss too happy when he works out the scam, But is more happy when he makes more money, when Pancada turns the club into a Dinner Theatre!
THIS FILM SUCKS!
The Animation is terrible, if this was in the 90s noone would bat an eyelid but this was the last decade! the mouth lineup is terrible just look at the whistling in the first scene look at it! worst still, the 4k voice actors, are not credited, instead they just used google translate on the Portuguese credits, also the moral of "put up with jerks from work until you make enough money"? That's a terrible moral!
In short
THE LITTLE PANDA FIGHTER: NO CHILD WILL BE CRYING WHEN THIS PANDA GETS EXTINCT!
CREDITS
Little Panda was Reviewed,Edited and Compiled by Eamonn Bermingham @RealEnli
With music and footage from
The little Panda Fighter
Ratatoing
Spongebob Squarepants
Pinterest
"Maniac" by Hall and Oates
NEXT MONTH: THE FIRST FIGHT BETWEEN EAMONN AND THE THIEF OF BOREDOM,
AT THE SAME TIME! I ATTEMPT TO REVIEW A FILM BASED ON A FORGOTTEN PIECE OF BRITISH COMEDY-
LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN: APOCALYPSE!
We now open with the trio running for their lives from the Pimpernel's Shock sticks.)
GREAT(!) I complain about not being killed for over a year, and now a psychopath from god knows where turns up, claiming i killed his planet, and runs amok, all because of this untested Weapon of yours, 80's! Well, no TIME LIKE THE PRESENT!
Yeah, Dude, you should, like, Totally use the dvd interface built into the Repluser dock to down load the hand to hand protocol
Good Idea, we still don't know if this Kamen Rider Knock off can use magic, My run-ins with Magic Users have being....unfair!
UPLOADING REVIEW!
"LITTLE PANDA FIGHTER"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYKsjdkdRbw
In the Year that sees Dreamworks squeeze the last ounce of Originality of Kung Fu Panda into a 3rd film, It's only fair i review the film that also cashed in on the first film, Produced by Brinquedo Animation the Brazilian company that made Ratatoing you know the film on Bad Movie Beatdown?
Yes That's the One!
Okay Dvd in, No trailers, no Music No features, just one option in the main menu-PLAY FEATURE-AND AWAY WE GO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8s-agVDrEg
We start with a pan of 90's style 3D, a featureless green void for grass and on it a cube with pyramid that's supposed to be a building called "BEAR BAR BOX!"
Inside we get an EXTREME CLOSEUP to a Panda Whistling and none it's lip movements match up. It's now twerking with it's terrible animation makes it looks like his muscles in his backside have the consistency of liquid,
and trust me noone wants a
He get's tripped by his boss, A polar Bear called Polaris, Pancada the Panda apologizes for daydreaming
00:35 on the video above
Wait, I RECOGNIZE THAT VOICE!
YES THAT IS THE VOICE OF DAN GREEN!
Which makes me think that Kung Fu Panda would be a million times better if Po could do a MIND CRUSH!
Pancada daydreams that he is in a aerobics video, despite Polaris wanting him to clean his place for Fight Night.
That Night, Teddy Thunders, the reigning champ for 2 years straight wipes the floor with Sweet Bear, a Care Bear Knockoff! Polaris is pissed that Teddy's win streak is killing the business, and he would like to unretire from boxing to teach him a thing or two!, But his lawyer Grizzlepuss, (The late ,Great Maddie Bladstien) reminds him/exposist that if he does, he will lose the club majority shares over to him! The Waitress Hunnibun, fawns over Teddy making Pancada which he had that effect on girls. Pancada asks his boss if he can leave early. He mentions that he pretended to like boxing to get a job was all an "act!" so when Polaris turns to his wrestling poster when he says that word, he gets an idea!
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| By the way, this is what Grizzlepuss looks like, it took Nintendo 9 years after this to make a bear with a snot rocket look cute! |
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| D'AWWWWW!!!! |
Pancada asks Xin's advice on how to impress girls, he tells him Loyalty has Value, but Pancada takes it as "MO' MONEY, HO MONEY!"
The Next Day, Polaris reveals he is going to fight Teddy wearing a black ninja suit, so Grizzlepuss wont suspect a thing, but the suit needs to be washed, so Pancada takes it, As he waits, he dances, but Hunnibun comes in and see it, he lies and says it's Katas! Hunnibun flirts with him (With Veronica Taylor provided the Mae Valentine flirty voice for this !) says he is impressed with men who can fight!
YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!
Hunnibun and Grizzlepus insult the Masked Bear, and when Pancada defends his boss, they get it so wrong! Compound the fact the ninja costume shrank in the wash and makes the polar bear looks like a panda, and the same panda is not seen at the fight, due to him leaving in secret to a audition, this plot to this comedy of errors is now complete!
In Round Two Polaris Beats Teddy by jumping over his punch and knocking him out, At the Audition, A jump at the end of Pancada's routine divides opinion
PLOT POINT
The Next day, Pancada gets attention from everyone, oblivious to the fact that they think he is the Masked Bear!
Polaris is naturally upset by the Rumour, but when Pancada explains where he was, he gets a laugh out of it! So there we have it, the plot get the girl, you must MAINTAIN THE LIE! But When Grizzlepuss taps Polaris, he flinches, or at least makes a noise! Dahm this animation!
So Pancada trains with Both Master Xin and Polaris, actually getting the Punchbag gag from the Source material, Xin reminds Pancada that while it's good he is showing loyality to his boss, he should be something he isn't! So Pancada tells Polaris that HE will face Teddy in his rematch, One training montage later, Pancada is ready to go, even if he's never taken a punch in his life!
It's the Night of the Rematch and Pancada is laid out in the 1st, loses on points in the second, and when he dances, Teddy just knocks him out to win the title, Pancada apoligizes the Polaris the next day, but in a dick move, Polaris tells him he placed all his money on Teddy and now he's minted, so minted, he can no retire to the North and sell his half of the club to Pancada, this doesn't make Grizzlepuss too happy when he works out the scam, But is more happy when he makes more money, when Pancada turns the club into a Dinner Theatre!
THIS FILM SUCKS!
The Animation is terrible, if this was in the 90s noone would bat an eyelid but this was the last decade! the mouth lineup is terrible just look at the whistling in the first scene look at it! worst still, the 4k voice actors, are not credited, instead they just used google translate on the Portuguese credits, also the moral of "put up with jerks from work until you make enough money"? That's a terrible moral!
In short
THE LITTLE PANDA FIGHTER: NO CHILD WILL BE CRYING WHEN THIS PANDA GETS EXTINCT!
CREDITS
Little Panda was Reviewed,Edited and Compiled by Eamonn Bermingham @RealEnli
With music and footage from
The little Panda Fighter
Ratatoing
Spongebob Squarepants
"Maniac" by Hall and Oates
NEXT MONTH: THE FIRST FIGHT BETWEEN EAMONN AND THE THIEF OF BOREDOM,
AT THE SAME TIME! I ATTEMPT TO REVIEW A FILM BASED ON A FORGOTTEN PIECE OF BRITISH COMEDY-
LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN: APOCALYPSE!
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