This weeks theme: Betrayal from silent hill 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkvJY-YfELs
No no no! We've established this is Silent Hill in name only. i want a theme thats as far way as this film has become.
this weeks theme- the catchiest song in the world http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Fpc4AUaHhY8=av2e
To finalise this review, Rose hurtles down Disneyland's Tower of Terror ride as the Fanatics Beat Cybill half to death.
Down in the hospital, Rose is confronted by a chorus-line of the games other well known monsters-The Nurses.
Backstory!
the nurses are representatives of sex. In this cause Alessa raped by the Janitor.
So as the nurses walk suggestivly towards Rose, orgasming at every step. Until Rose jostles into one making them all kill each other. Rose runs towards the next door and greeted by a blinding ligh-OW MY RETINAS!
After an hour of this piss pour horror the only thing that made me flinch is a white screen.
Finally in the light, Alessa voice gives us the backstory, Alessa was born out of wedlock, so she was bullied by childern, raped by Janitor and sacrificed by the order because Christabella convinced everyone that an artistic mind is a evil mind.but instead of killing the child to exorcise a demon, A demon turned Alessa into a Living Magical weapon. Alessa's last act of humanity was to separate Sharon, Herself and the Reaper into 3 forms so her goodness (sharon) would have the love she was denied.
The Reaper angry that he was summoned by the blood child posesses a willing rose to enter the church. In the Church, Sharon and Cybill are tied to pyres. Cybill turns into demon and is burnt to death without flames touching her.
ERR...WHY?
We know Cybill gets turned into a monster in SH1 but you can cure before actually killing her.
So Rose returns to tell the Order to let Sharon go before the reaper frees itself from her. Chistabella retorts. with her knife.
But this summons the reaper from below. Alessa's hospital bed springs on a jungle of barbed wire choking and killing all the order, Starting with Christabella who is raped by wire and torn apart.
Time to wrap this up.
The order, reaper and alessa are gone, Sharon and rose return home but there home is covered in mist.While Chris scenes of home is not. So are they dead? are they Alive but still in other world? seriously what the fuck is going on in this ending?
THIS FILM SUCKS!
WHERE, OH, WHERE DO I EVEN START?
Roger Avary's screenplay did what Scott Einesien's comics did. It made it a parody of itself. The lack of lighting when done right, should added to the scares. Instead half the time I couldn't make out what was going on. Then the monsters. they are not scary. In the games the monsters appear from nowhere and attack from all angles. Here, their appearance is built up and given musical accompliment.
Pyramid head's rape and killing of Anna would be more gruesome if an orchestra didn't play in the background.
So in closing, I came in with a limited of Silent Hill, and now i feel i know less if that's possible.
NOW ITS UP TO YOU TO END THIS STORYLINE!
IN TRUE SILENT HILL FASHION, EAMONN HAS WRITTEN 5 ENDINGS. BUT ONLY 1 WILL BE CHOSEN, TO CHOOSE A MORE SUITABLE OUTCOME, WE NEED YOUR PAGEVIEWS.
YOUR PAGE VIEWS WILL COMPLETELY CHANGE ALL SUBSEQUENT REVIEWS AND STORYLINES FOREVER. GET INVOLVED!
CREDITS
Silent Hill review was written, edited and compiled by Eamonn Bermingham
with Music from Silent hill1"My Heaven" in part 1,
"Angel's Thatantos" from silent hill 2 in part 2,
And betrayal also from Silent hill 2
and "Disco Romancing" aka the World's Most Catchiest song by elena
all clips belong to there respected owners.
Silent Hill is a property of Konami, Distrubuted by Pathe Films
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