3 TICKETS TO HELL:PART 2:Charlies Angels

(for part 1 pathofenlightment.blogspot.com
for part 3 xwauniverserse.com-off topic forum)

SO EAMONN IS DOING A THRIPLE FEATURE FER HIZ BIRFDAY? AND WHERE AM I?
PART 2!

OI'M DA FILLIUM CRICKET!

I JUST HOPE I GET A FILLIUM SO BAD, DAT I SHOW UP DAT TOWNIE!

(a dvd of charlies angels comes through the letterbox)

AHO! LUVLY GURLS!

(1 VIEWING LATER)

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! WHAT A FOOKING TERRIBLE FILLIUM!

so we a on a plane or at least a plane in a really bad movie as a black stereotype walks to a terrorist with a bumb on him

Dey watch a fillium of tj hooker da movie.

the actors hear break the 4th wall wif dis

"another movie of old tv show"
"yeah what can you do?
"leave"

Hear dat audience, Run for ya lives it a Drew Barrymore film!

So da Black throws da terrorist ov da plane ontah a boat driven by ya one doing Dustin Trousersnake, and da Chinkey one from Ali Mcbeal and it turns out dat da black man is drew barrymore

SHES A MAN, MAN!

So now she an introduction by charlie, of our 3 gurls lives
Natalie (Diaz) was a skilled driver and genious
Alex (liu) was a horse-rider and astronaut
and Dylan (barrymore) was a teen drinker

wow she didnt even havt' research this part

so now to  dere adult lives, Dylan lives a stoner (wow just like real life!) Diaz dreams ov being broadway star. as she talks to a postman she uses the phrase "put it in my shot"
DOUBLE ENTENDRE COUNT:1

Alex is helping her boyfriend Joey from friends with his lines with two double entendre counts
"long hard and rough" and i'd just get there faster
DOUBLE ENTENDRE COUNT:3
Entah Bosley(bill murray), who confides in alex about her love life using body building references including "clean and the jerk his love"
DOUBLE ENTENDRE COUNT:4

charlie gives da luvly girls, there next mission find kidnapped millionaire and his stolen recog-me-nition technology. Da suspect tim Curry

Dahmmit Tim Curry why didnt read da scripts its fillium wif Drew Barrymore.

so now our asian undercover as a massuese, and now we a scene of her stealing keys to get his phone but not afore get another double ententendre
"im not going near your staff"
DOUBLE ENTENDRE COUNT 5


So da angels crash a celerbrity party, with Natalie saying that its her first party by saying she is a virgin
DOUBLE ENTENDRE COUNT 6
AND bosley and curry fight in Sumo suits
...right!

so da angels have a matrix fight a kidnapper dat cuts sum of dylans hair and dey  rescue the millionaire

vivian the millionaire wife explains the voice recognition technology when used with curry satelite will turn any phone intah a homing device for a lasah!

or sum shite! i think barrymore gave the writers some special buns!

cut to scene at a race track as curry has a car in the race his driver the Crazy assasian and natalie is spurred on by revenge. and for some fillah! it even turns inta a game of chicken on da golden gate bridge! more pointless shite!

great we now have a an intelligent scene talkin' of curry factory and how do gurls plan on getting da keys to da main frame?

By dressing like belly dancers of course. its all a ruse t'get alex t'get a man finger prints on a beer bottle, and for get a free beer

oi know i keep going on abou' this but come on
(glug glug glug)

next we get a second ruse ...as a German Polka Group?
okay okay has Drew made a big poto' Mushroom soup?

we now get another Double Enrendre
whip them into shape
DOUBLE ENTENDRE COUNT:7

so as Alex causes a full scale Bolshevik uprisin'  its up to Natalie and Drunko t'break intah the mainframe diaz somersaults in a catsuit with thong feature riding up her hole!

so Drunkie McPillpopper is workin' security as she falls for knox, as diaz goes to a hippity hop club and a pointless scene with we think alex is dead but its Joeys fillium.

we also see vivian putting da moves on bosley


Now for the real point twist. Crazy assasian man kills Curry
nooooooo! he was da best actah in dis!

as we can guess from the scene with da scene with viv and bosley, that knox is really evil and that he wants to kill all the millionaire so he can be the richest and most powerful man on the planet.

tiome to put da spuds on !

Da gurls break in t'rescue bosley, da gurls beat up the gang and rescue charlie inthe nick ov tiome. and Dylan sees Charlies face off camera. as our Merry band of idiots frolick in bikinis

this film was a flop in cinemas unfortatly it was not enuff t'stop a sequel cause it got some sales from hollering boggers that havent smell a women during da winter.
LIOKE ME!
YUUUUUUUUP!

THIS IS JOE-JACK DA CULCHIE SAYIN'
GET OF MY LAND!
*GUNSHOT*