2 TICKETS TO HELL: THE MACHINATIONS OF THE MARA: PART 2 OF PART 2: DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS, PART 2

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After saving the world, Eamonn invited his friends to the Paradise Planet of Harmonis, to meet His Benefactor of the Galactic G-men...and his lover, Sabaru. Humanoid creature called a Mara, a creature that feeds off the dreams and fear of intelligent life, though she is reformed, they have touchdown on the Planet, as Eamonn is reviewing the latest Dvd to regain his power....

That DVD Is Dinner for Schmucks, the kind of rom-com-vom Paul Rudd did before becoming Ant-Man! A Stockbroker has a chance to get a promotion if he finds an Idiot for public Ridicule at his boss' dinner party. When Tim (Rudd) encounters Corpse-Mouse Sculptor Barry Speck (Steve Carrell), who in the space of 2 days, Injures Tim, Contacts Tim's Stalker and possibly ran his fiance into the Arms of another man, a pretentious Russel Brand Stand-in, who owns a Secret Ranch...which is where we leave off!)

 Barry's Real Job is as a Tax Inspector and If Kirin Owns a Ranch, It's Upkeep will be Listed as an Expenditure on his Tax Returns, which will have the address of the Ranch! So they take a trip to the IRS office to meet Thurman (Zack Gallifinakis), An Agnostic data Cruncher who's work with deal with liars all day, has convinced him he has Mind control powers. And this is where anything to save Barry's Character falls flat. He BELIEVES IN SUPERSTITION AND THE SUPERNATURAL! All Thurman has to do is say I have mind control and Barry clams up. Thurman wants to "Use his power" to make Barry say that he can have his Pudding, When Tim says he'll give Barry a $1000 dollars of Pudding. Thurman tells Tim he'll Audit him for "Having that much money to spend on just Pudding" I guess Semantics is a thing that only happens to other people if you work for the IRS! Tim now has another headache thanks to Barry's "Help" and still doesn't have the address to the Ranch! It Just Get's Worse!

Angry with Barry once again, Tim sees a Car dress up with the Redhead woman meeting Thurman. The Woman is Barry's Ex-Wife, Martha. You'll Remember the first scene of Barry making the Dioramas? Well Female Mice was always Redheads so it was a recreation of His former love life. Tim hears Thurman call the woman "Pudding" and so Tim realizes it was not about Food! This has broken Tim dowm so he lets Barry stay in his demolished Home.

Barry keeps spinning Tim's mind about Judy supposedly cheating on Him. Are you use to the Phrase "It Get's Worse" Yet? Because Guess What? Turns out Barry likes to watch people in their sleep! So the only Tim can deal is to treat Barry like a child and have him watch Youtube cat Videos til he laughs himself to sleep, Oblivious to Tim Crying himself to sleep. Tim Finds Barry's portfolio and pictures of Dioramas of the breakdown of Barry and Martha's Marriage.

BUT NEVERMIND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT OR THAT BULLSHIT!

Let's have Tim Continue to Treat Barry like a child as he goes to work, Giving him a Bowl Of cereal and tells him to sit Until he returns for the Dinner....But wouldn't you know it! HE'S FORGOTTEN HIS PHONE TOO! And the message was his work telling him the new address to meet Mueller.

And Because Barry takes what he is told at face Value, He runs after Tim, Still in the chair, carrying the furniture like a turtle on his Back. Tim is in the new address, because like all appointment based jobs he went to his secretary to confirm his meetings, But Barry doesn't know that! and since they are not friends the only mutual person who would know Where Tim is...is his Stalker, Darla! The Muellers have an Unfortunate Encounter with Barry has he's Accidentally Racist to the Swiss! I never thought a comedy that has both David Walliams and Steve Carrell exchanging lines would be Torture to listen to so Fast Forward Reveals Darla finding the Ring-Box on Tim's Person, and since The Muellers have NOT meet Julie (And Of course, Barry is no Help!) Tim Proposes to Julie....as the real Julie Arrives! Tim tries to salvage his relationship by saying he trusts her, she got the message from Kirin to go to his Ranch ...except she didn't....she didn't get the message....she left THE PHONE AT HIS FLAT! So angry about being called a cheater she now goes to Kirin's Ranch! ANDHERE COMES THE STUPIDIST THING ABOUT REALLY BAD ROM-COMS1 WHEN THE WRONGLY ACCUSED SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THIS!

"HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF A THING? I'M SO MAD, I'M GONNA DO THE THING YOU ACCUSED ME OF, OUT OF SPITE!" But She Says it's her Job and She want her to be part of "The Artistic Process"...Aka Bang her, But when he reveals he only knows because he broke into Kirin's house, she Drives off!

By the way, did we Resolve who's voice Laughter it was in the Voicemail Since it seems it's not Julie's , was it one of the models During Kirin's Furry Sex, I don't Remember Them Laughing During The Scene!

Barry, in a State of Good Sense, Picks up Tim in Tim's car, only for Darla to Attack with a Sign-Post! But All this was to prove A point and her to have a Shiny rock for her to Pawn Off!

With Tim telling Barry it's all his fault. Barry Calls Thurman to Concede, getting the Address in Nevada for Kirin's Ranch. As Kirin tries and nearly succeeds in seducing Julie, Until Tim and Barry arrive to see Kirin come out as Dressed as a faun! Julie seeing her boss like this catches her on that Tim told the truth....even if it meant he broke into a house because he couldn't trust her! It's all Barry's fault what does he know about relationships when he couldn't stop his own from breaking down...And Barry hears all of it!

Julie is returning to Tim after the show, But Barry has sussed out that the Dinner is a contest for Losers. Barry returns home and goes to Destroy his works, Until he gets an Idea one that involved the return Mouse-Corpse of Tim being redressed as a Groom....

It's the Night of the Dinner and It seems Mueller had to be told by Fender the situation. Fender wants Mueller's Money or Fender Finance will be Done and Tim will never work as a stockbroker again, as long as Fender is around!

It's the night of the Dinner for Schmucks and Barry has arrived early, Playing along as a penance to Tim, But the Competition is high, including A Bipolar Ventiliquist, a Vulture-Wrangler, a Competitive beard-grower, A Pet Psychic and A Cameo by Chris O'Dowd as a Blind French Fencer (He was not Blind by Birth but by Stupidity, so in the same logic of this film you can ridicule the self-inflicted!)

So Dinner is served, And Each Contestant Has a Chance to Embarrass Themselves For Fender and Mueller's Amusement. Because Barry is aware, and wants to make up to Tim so he can have the promotion, acts extra pathetic, Though It's tough when the Pet Psychic is served a Lobster and starts "channeling the lobster's spirit" Screaming like she's being boiled in water! Barry shows off a display of Dioramasa, which basically the Youtube video "Whole History of the world, I Guess"...In Mouse form...Until he says Francis Bacon invented Bacon....Though what do i expect when a woman Pantomiming being boiled in a pot is a tough act to follow?

10 Dioramas Later and Barry has revealed his last, a wedding of Mouse Julie and Mouse Tim getting Married, It looks like Tim will win...Until Mr Filch, reveals Thurman, who uses his "MIND-CONTROL" on Barry to make him reveal Dirty secrets about him! Tim is disgusted and in the backroom tells Barry what's up, But Barry knows, and he wants Tim to get this Promotion because he ruined it with Him and Julie! So Barry is Smarter than Tim gives credit for and he wants Barry to win, FOR BARRY, Sadly Superstition cannot be cured, so Barry is still pliable enough for Tim to tell Barry he has, and i quote  "Brain-Control, which is more powerful than Mind-control because the brain tells the mind what to do!" They then proceed to mime a gun fight with Mind Powers, until Thurman gets a taste of his Medicine when Barry blackmails him about his sex-life..which he only knows because Thurman always made Martha cheat on Barry in her house!

The Display of Stupidity Makes Barry the Winner...only for Tim to tell Fender to take his job and Shove it, Barry only did this so Tim will have the money to support his fiance, a fiance he may not have when he comes home! Mueller however thinks Barry is a Ringer and since Mueller is a Rich Idiot who squandered Millions on Garish Art, he accuses Fender of inviting him as his idiot. When the other Guests realizes what has happened. It sets off a change of Events that starts with the Blind fencer chopping off Muellers Finger and it eaten by the Vulture, and ends with Fender's Mansion set on fire!

When Tim and Barry return to the flat, it seems Julie has not. Tim spills his guts about how much she loves her and It's a good scene except ,they already did the "(S)He's Behind me, Isn't (S)he?" trope already and unless it's a running joke, which it isn't! you should never use a trope twice!

And so our film ends with Mouse-Corpse Diaramas telling us what happened Next. Tim and Barry remained friends as do the other Schmucks, Barry and Kirin collabed on works and toured worldwide. Tim and Mueller opened a Modern Art Museum (With Barry sculpting a statue of Martin's severed Finger!) Barry and Darla hooking up, Thurman locked up in an Insane Asylum . And Tim and Julie got Married. Barry tried to surprise them in Paris, only for Her to "Curate Tim....MANY TIMES!"

THIS FILM IS DIVISIVE TO SAY THE LEAST,

There is a heart in this film, but you really need to dig deep to find it! Tim is an asshole, Barry is a mixture of Mid-Life Crisis, Supernational Believer and tone-deaf Autistic Stereotypes that Frankensteining all the tropes together means no-one can be offended, if all things are offended at once! This film doesn't work because the Idiot is not someone who is awe-inspiring, or tough in his adversity or Earnest. All his misfortunes is Barry's own doing! Even his attempts to help fail because he doesn't know, or in the worse case, refuses to listen to, WHY! this went wrong! It gets better during the end, but you have to endure 40 minutes of very bad, cringeworthy questionable humour. Only watch if your salt intake isn't at Dead Sea Levels!

AND NOW TO THE LAST CHAPTER OF SABOTAGE BY SLEEP.

Led to a Romanesque Amphitheater, on a wide Plinth looking like a stage, Eamonn was recharging his power-glove and sealing away  the power of the Devil Dvd. However this was different he was not floating in the air, in a state of sleep, his eyelids twitching in rapid R.E.M.s

"Ah....a Piece of your Power masquerading as Human Knowledge. You are are indeed still a creature of Habit, Beelzebub!" Sabaru Joking said as she slid on her arm seductively and possessively down the floating man's arm, ending with her Nailed Hand clasping his like a vice. "My Signee has told me so!"

-Yeah about that, "Signees!" what is that all about?

(Sabaru closes her eyes, and Bowed her head. Her Smiling Red Lips went to a neutral expression for the first time!)

you Remember the War?

-Wot War?

-The Cognitive war Between Beings who called themselves "Gods", The Cosmic Entities and those that were labelled "Demons", Beezlebub, Minor Entities that control the flow of time, And my race the Mara, Our Race were Vile, Feasting and growing fat of the Fear of a New Species that just Feel out of the tree and started Walking, Humans. The Battlefield was their minds and the Prize their worship. Bit in a twist it was Humans that fought back. The Human Dante was tasked by Beelzebub here to create a narrative of a then non-existent hell, only for the wily Scribe to write it as a Prison, and if something is believed, it becomes so. Without a Leader, Minor Entities, like The Reaper, The Elephant in the Room, those involved in the seasons turned on Demon and out-matched, The Cosmic Entities gave up their Godly status and Physical Forms and used the power to seals us in the Hammerspace, a world between reality and dreams, Scrounging up an existence, feeding on Nightmares of the sleeping, fighting over who can eat it like starving Dogs! All because of the Entities, and their Pride and their Games.

-SOCCER!

-WHAT!

I GETZ IT! 

To be fair, i'm not as clevererererer as Ye, Da Divil or any Townie, but I knowz Soccer! Ye are as Powerful as them Enter-Teas who play wif da souls ov men like Da Gawds ov Grease! like Prawns on a Cheeseboard!

But you are knot making Eamonn a Prawn, you are making Eamonn a Player.

You are makin' your own League! Your own Game Ov Souls!

-My...My....These Humans....they are more Clever than what you give credit for!

(Stirring to awake, Eamonn descended gently onto the plinth, propping himself to  a sitting position. He was helped up to his feet by Sabaru, as They turned the pull into an embrace)

So, What did you talk about while i was out. Hopefully about me not returning to Earth 1.

-WHAT

-WOT?

"Oh I Forgot!" The blonde said with feigned Ignorance. "But now time like the Present..." She continued, her tone becoming more bitter as she spoke!

Eamonn is under Contract to serve the Galactic G-men as a whole! We do not deal in Sector, we are dispatched when needed. And Granted Eamonn is powerful, He had Training and access to the tools needed at that time, Such as it were. The Track Record speaks for itself! Defeating Beelzebub, The Master Control, The Leader, Edwin Tantalus....And Yet 7 Billion Terrans on Earth. And none GIVE HIM THE RESPECT HE IS DUE!

-BUT IT CAN'T BE THE ONLY REASON!

Sabaru laughed. Her frightening face, softened once more

"You are Right, Beelzebub!"

Daddy! Mama!

(A Young girl, ran from a servant and climbed awkardedly like a toddler her Age, she Raised her Arms above the head toward Eamonn, Squeezing her little palms over and over as she cried for Attention.)

Hiya, Baby! Have you being A Good Girl?

OH HOLY GAWD! SHE CALLED DADA? YOU DIDN'T?

....AND WITH A MARA? EAMONN YOU DIDN'T....

(SatanicOstrich Used his power to detect Sins. He could feel Eamonn. Joe-Jack and Sabaru with the weight of their Souls were practically Burning. but he Focus on the Baby...)

(IMPOSSIBLE!)

Joe-Jack we have to Leave!

-Huh? Why?

-Sabaru is right! Eamonn cannot return to Earth unless he wants to. Besides. I think the Humans are in Danger if we don't go back!

(With Tears and Regrets. Our Heroes Board the Train to Hell as it flew from the skies of Harmonis back to Earth's Galaxy. Sabaru looked on with a smug look on her Face. Her League to make the Greatest Team of Heroes will Succeed.

EVEN IF IT MEANT MAKING SURE OTHERS DIED FAILING!

THE END!

CREDITS

I Love You Man and Dinner for Schmucks were Reviewed, Compiled and Edited By Eamonn Bermingham (RealEnli)

WITH MEDIA FROM

I Love you, Man.

Derry Girls

Dinner For Schmucks.

Both films are property of Paramount. All Rights Reserved. All media used in all four parts belong to their respective Owners!

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2 TICKETS TO HELL: THE MACHINATION OF THE MARA: PART 1 OF PART 2: Dinner for Schmucks, PART 1

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The Search for Answers continues off the planet as Our 2 anti-heroes followed Eamonn's Ship to Planet Harmonis, a tropical paradise that is inhabited by Anthros. A planet were Eamonn and his Manager/Lover makes Home. This "Woman" Sabaru, seemingly knows SatanicOstrich.

"You are...NO! ARE YOU? I TOUGHT YOU WERE..."

"DEAD? MY SPECIES IS! I AM CALLED SABARU OF THE MARA, THE LAST OF MY KIND

"WOT'S A MARA WEN ITS AT HOME"

"A Demon. and a dangerous one at that! You heard of "Nightmares"? That's a Mara, all the time! A Parasite that lives off the subconscious and conscious mind of high level creatures."

Why Beelzebub, look at you with you Specist Reasoning? I Heard from my Signees from Earth How Eamonn Saved Hell with your Help! Look at you, You big Softie, Saving the mortals

If you save a mortal, it would be as a midnight snack!

Yes. and what Good did Living off Humans do? We lost the Cognitive War to the Cosmic Entities and they sealed us in the Hammerspace, Only for the strongest, the Last of her Kind to be free. And for what why feed on dreams. when i can make them?

Wot do you Mean?

I'll show you! Eamonn can create great power from his reviews, does he not?

what are you driving at?

come to the amphitheatre, it's time!

(AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!)

 Ladies and Gentlemen, the plot to the whole film, in one picture!

But this is a finale so have to dig deeper and OOH BOY! The Opening scene sees a man's hands Creating a Diorama of a Romantic Date....Out of Stuffed Dead Mice!

Leave this to one side for a moment, As we cut to a Generic Business Agency and a man being fired. Tim Conrad (Paul Rudd)  and his co-workers wonder who will get Kavanaugh's Office. At meeting with the CEO of Fender Financial, Pitches his Idea: A Recently Acquired  storage Bin of Dud Cold war Era Bombs...and the Lamps that can he made from them! The lamps are Trash but a Swiss Rich Idiot who collects Kitsch Art is interested. They Will sell the lamps at a loss, but hope to Gain Martin Muellers Portfolio. It seems like it has tanked But Fender is impressed so he invites him to  Dinner on Saturday....But it's a special Dinner, To gain Favour, The Invited Worker Must bring an Idiot for Ridicule. If their "Guest" Wins, It's a shoe in for promotion and a raise. But there is a catch, to in fact 2, 1) It's a secret and 2) It cant be just a Bum or Prostitute, It has to be someone who has put work into Stupidity!

Tim Needs this Promotion, He wants to Marry his Fiance, who is a Curator. While she makes a lot of money, Tim's Work at a Stockbroker is a stable job. We meet The Artist that Julie is Curating. Kirin (Jermaine Clement) Who looks like Russel Brand, Is an Artist who Paints Horrific Self Portraits Out of Animal Dung and Blood. 

And it's not outsourced as he brags about having a ranch were he recently Birthed one of his Zebras and used the placenta to paint his latest piece of pretension, a self portrait with the foal with him as Jesus!

After the Unveiling, Tim and Julie have Dinner at a restaurant and Tim Tells his fiancee about the "Dinner for Winners", She Disgusted and tells him off for even thinking about it! And Tim wasn't going to until the next day he runs over Steve Carrell.

Barry Speck (Carrell), The Pair of Hands That were Making Dioramas Out of Dead Mice, was Ran over while he was Salvaging Another Mouse Corpse. He Proceeds to Haggle money for HIM TO GIVE Tim for Being Hit by his car. Before Showing him his latest Diorama of the Last Supper-made with Mice, Gifting the Stockbroker with Mouse Jesus. 

Finding Barry after being in two minds about the Dinner, Tim takes it as a sign, calling Barry "A chicken that plucked itself to be Eaten", Only to be interrupted by Mr Fender and Martin Mueller (David Walliams, who looks NOTHING Like the actor they used for the Photos Used in Scene 2!) Despite being only an Analyst, Tim's knowledge of Modern Art ( thanks in no small Part to being in a relationship with a curator!) Gets in Mueller's good books. Fender also tells his right-hand man, Filch, who is also contending for the office, that using employees with stable relationships over dinner with clients and wives in a great move, since Men always consult their wife on decisions!

Meeting Julie at home, She finds Mouse Jesus in Tim's Pocket, When he explains who he is, she's angry that he's going along with this! He says he wont ever see Barry again as they argue in the lift....only for Barry to Arrive!

Mistaking Tim for being stuck in a elevator he pulls him out, injuring his Back. Barry is here because he got his dates wrong, and because he was invited for "Dinner" he wont leave til he's fed! Barry Attempt of First Aid ("A Human's Spine is no Different than a Mouse's!) only makes things worse! Tim Tries to ring Julie only for her to leave her Phone at home (PLOT POINT!) Actually it can get worse, as Tim is gifted a mouse version of himself!

When Tim crawls for a back Brace, Barry Hears an Email message chine and answers it. It's a hooker called Darla that has being stalking Tim for 3 years and Barry who's.... Special, Answer it prints out a picture of Darla's ass cheeks and sets up the Side-Plot shenanigans, Ending with Barry giving Darla  his address. Tim tells Barry to leave, but Barry tells him he'll "make it up to him"

It get's worse as This involves Using the picture of  Darla's ass cheeks to Recognize wrongly Julie. Julie puts 2 and 2 together and tries to warn Barry about the Dinner, he calls her Darla. Barry's limited vocab and lack of Context  and Lack of Semantics with what he told, makes put Tim is a cheater and causes Julie to run out! He also thinks Julie has being Cheating on him with Kirin, (I BET THAT'S NOT ALL SHE'S CURATED!" ACTUAL FUCKING QUOTE!) As stupid as Barry is, he's smart enough to use contacts to open Kirin's Number and Accuse Kirin on Barry's behalf...Only to hear what sounds like Julie's Laugh in the Background! It Seemed Dumbass has a Point and Tim has Barry rent free in his head about her cheating! Tim is no shape to drive so He has to teach Barry on the Spot, because it would be insensitive to him to say he is "An Excellent Driver!"

Barry Breaks Into Kirin Apartment, After throwing Tim's carkeys at the window to get his attention. Kirin's cat is attracted to the Mouse corpse in Barry's Pocket. Revealing Himself to a Half -Naked Kirin, Tim follows the two to Reveal Kirin's Secret-He is a Furry! But with Kirin pretending to be a film-maker, Kirin Reveals one other thing, He always sleeps with female co-workers, he even calls it a name -"THE ARTISTIC PROCESS!"

They return to the flat, Barry see's Julie picture and calls her Darla, only for the Penny to drop for Tim. that's when Darla in all her Hysterical Inglory, Arrives just as Julie calls him, so she puts his phone down her tights and locks Tim in a storeroom. She tries to have roleplay with Barry who has a thin grasp at reality already! Not having any sex makes Drives Darla to Domicile Destruction (I LOVE ALLITERATION!) And Tim breaks out to find his flat destroyed! He finds Julie's phone that she left. There is a voice message from Kirin asking her to go to his ranch to "Put the Horse in The Stable!" Knowing what they now know, Barry thinks it's code for dong "YOU-KNOW-WHAT!" (At first he thought it was about Heroin!) But now learning Kirin cant keep it in his trousers! He wants to stop him from stealing his woman!

WILL TIM GET JULIE BACK? WILL BARRY CONTINUE TO BE A NUISANCE? AND AS FOR OUR HEROES CAN THEY TRULY TRUST SABARU? AND WHAT DID SEE MEAN BY SIGNEES?

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2 TICKETS TO HELL: THE MACHINATIONS OF THE MARA PART 2 OF PART 1: I LOVE YOU MAN, PART 2

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The world has being saved by Eamonn...But something is off! Despite Being convinced that he has travelled in time by one year to save Earth, SatanicOstrich used his Powers to sense evil, to learn that Eamonn is being lied to. He Convinces Joe-Jack and it that's not the case and to travel with him to the Planet Harmoris to meet his new Benefactor and Lover!

MEANWHILE IN OUR REVIEW, Paul Rudd is Peter, a man with little male friends who is convinced to audition men to be his best man, leading him to Sydney Fife (Jason Segall) a goofy dude with a strange world view! )

(Storyline continues after the review)

By his house...We meanz Sydney's, A rundown Surfer's Shack With Quirky Ebay buys, Musical Intrstuments, Comikal Bukes and Dat Ole Chestnut, A drum kit! Howeva, it's a Very odd table that getz Ant-Man's Attention

IT'S A TABLE OF MASTURBATION AIDS! 

.............

Let's Just Skip to the Next Day, Where Lou Ferringo (As Himself!) Calls Peter's Office, when Sydney arrives, Despite saying he has friends coming over. He acts the Maggot (Namely Pretending to be the Hulk!) and convinces Peter to have a Jam Session, Leading to a Montage of more Man-Dates, More Bodybuilders stepping in dog-shite and more scams to sell The Penthouse!

Turns out Sid woz knot lyin' abou havin otha friendz, dey just can't hang out coz they have Familys now! So dis leaves Ant-man with a 6 foot sammich! Hey. Gud ting he didn't use his powahs, coz if he shrank he'd Nevah finish it!

For...the LAST TIME HE'S NOT ANT-MAN IN THIS FILM! So It Turns out, Zoe doesn't know Much about her future husbands interests. Zoe hasn't met Sid, but will at the Engagement Party her parents are throwing. That is if Sid agrees!

The Party is thrown at a Chinese Restaurant. While dere, Dey plan to Fob Mouthy Girl ov on Sydney, Bad Marriage Barbara and Barry are dere too. It's a recipe for Disaster !

And it is turns out to be Sydney's speech, where he insulates A Private conversation that Peter and him has about Zoe not giving head, To the Mortification of everyone!

At first she's Angry, But Peter takes his side, Saying it's no different from the Gurls Nioght when She Bragged about da size ov HIS!

Peter Sees a Strange Woman Leave the Surf Shack. Sid says he's sorry about what did and Says Hayley (the Mouthy Girl) likes him so they have arranged a Foursome.....

.....Of Golf!

Hayley cant Golf t'save her life and Whacks Sydney in da Kneecaps. She also takes everyone else's time and it cause an Argument that ends with Peter walkin' home, carryin' ev'yting in silence. When they Arrive home. Sid calls Peter with News-Rush is playing a small, one night only concert in a bar and he wants to Invite Peter, But he has Plans So Peter convinces her becoz next Scene...

Peter, Zoe, and Sydney are watching the Rush Concert and having fun, But Zoe thinks Peter and Sydney are having fun without her.

So da Next Day, Da boyz go suit shopping. Whilst Getting Changed Peter tells Sydney he plans to sharin' Commission wif Tevin. Sid Hands Peter some non black tux, sayin' his problem is he's trying to portray himsel as Mr Super Cereal, But he's not! If he cuts loose and be as forward As Tevin he'd be able to sell the Ferringo House!

...AND THIS IS WHEN THE RED FLAGS PILE UP! When Sydney asks " Spare Change Bro?" Namely 8 STACKS! THE FUCKER IS GETTING MARRIED! things are not helped when the gay guy from the Man-date exposes the whole scheme....except he calls Peter a Whore!

So After explaining Sydney agrees to be best man, after all, he's got his 8 grand from his new best friend!....Only to See Tevin having lunch with Lou Ferringo (As Himself!) and Discussin' Sellin' 'is house behind His Back, So Sydney has the "Great Idea" to Punch Da Man who despite being middle Aged, is Still Built like a Brick Shithouse!

Sydney has Driven a Wedge Between Peter and Zoe , About the 8k that he lend A man he just met a month ago! Also Sydney has Poisoned his mind by asking WHY is Peter marrying Zoe and didn't get an answer!

It Gets Worse for Peter when he drives to work, he finds out what Sydney wanted da 8 grand Fer! Comedy Photoshopped Billboards for his Realty.

So this is the Straw that broke the camel's Back! And Peter is Sick of it! The Hypocritical rules, the stupid Classman Behaviour, The fact that the marraige maybe over because of a Stranger he met a month ago. He's not going to lose the future with the woman he loves for a man stuck in the past!

So Sydney is off da Weddin' and iz currently takin' down da signs. Peter iz back wif Zoe when he realizes why he luvs her!

So the Plans fer next weeks wedding reaches fever pitch, Meanwhile Sydney's world view is turned upside down when he realizes what a jerk he's being. When Peter arrives at work, he's flooded with calls from people who saw the signs. Even Lou Ferringo resigns Peter after he got 100s offers from buyers! Embolded, He Smacks Tevin, and tells him to fuck away from his Listings!

It's the day of the weddin' An fer his groomsmen, he picks Dad, Robbie, the old Catfisher, the squeaky -voiced-guy, Lou and The Gay! But Zoe sees Her Fiance Upset, So He calls Sydney to arrive as a guest...Only for the audience to see he was driving to crash the wedding anyway!

SO LETS PUT THE BABY IN THE OVEN!

Last minute Peter makes Robbie the best, man only for Sydney to arrive. He's crashing the wedding to return the 8 Kilos back. We get a title drop and the Wedding vows, But not before We a Flyover for the wedding, paid by Sydney because we see a final photoshopped billboard...one that references the running joke that all of Peters Impressions sound like a leprechaun. During the Credits we see Sydney and Peter cover Rush, Sid forgiven by Zoe, Hayley gets So Drunk squeaky voice man gets hit on! and the Bad Marriage Couple are having a baby (BECAUSE THAT WILL MAKE THINGS BETTER!)

THIS FILM IS ALRITE!

Letz be honest, It's a fillum Ant-man were doin' before he became Antman and will do, when dere is no more Avengah filliums! The Actin', story, and plot were middlin' nothin' to complain, but notin to praise!

(TICKET TO HELL-THE ROAD TO HARMONIS!)

Exiting Warp Drive. The express train to Hell found Harmonis, a small blue and green planet, much like Earth, But with smaller icecaps. So the planet was mostly a tropical Paradise. The train landed in a Romanesque Forum, Filled with Marble Columns, Statues and Urns! The People of this world, named after this planet, were Anthromorphs of Animals. Cats, Deers, Pigs and few Monkeys, Birds all dressed in Roman Clothes of very classes and Castes!

JAYSUS! DIS PLACE! IS DIS PARADISE?

IN THIS UNIVERSE? I WOULD HAVE KNOWN IT EXISTED, IN FACT I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS UNINHABITABLE!

It was...came a Mellifluous female voice, They turned to see a tall blonde woman in a white dress and open toed Sandals, a Belt styled like Ouroboros around her thin waist. her hair was long and dreaded and was practically sweeping the ground behind her! Despite this Alluring appearance, SatanicOstrich sensed her powers and was now caught in a cascade of shock and fear of this woman

MY, MY MY! IF IT ISN'T MY OLD PAL BEELZEBUB! IT'S BEING TOO LONG!

Who is Sabaru really, for Satan to be afraid of? This question will answered In the 2 parts of Dinner for Schmucks, Next when 2 TICKETS TO HELL CONCLUDES!

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