(Face it, It Just wouldn't be Ticket To Hell without this, The Most Catchiest Song...EVER MADE! AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fpc4AUaHhY
PREVIOUSLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE:
This Year's Season Finale is possibly the most contentious one yet, A vengeful Spirit, a family secret, and a battleground noone would see coming!
One the review side, it's just as miserable, Finally the Card has being Thrown into the Hat (For people who were confused about the intro in part 1) Emoji movie follows Gene, a Meh-Face with more than one emotion, This threatens not only the lives of the programs that fear rebooting, but God forbid, THEIR SOCIAL STANDING! Also we learn that WE ARE IDIOTS FOR EVEN USING THE THING THIS FILM IS PROMOTING! We begin as Gene (Tj Miller escapes being deleted by Bots by being led by Hi-5 (THE PUNCHABLE VOICE OF JAMES CORBIN!)
So Five leads Gene to a Perfect Representation of Sony Amimation....AN EMPTY VOID
This void is The Wallpaper, a World between all Worlds and a chance to Become a Big Advertisement for App companies that Cinema goers had to pay to watch! Gene Asks why Hi-five is so obsessed with being in the favourites File. Hi-Five again illiterates that Popularity is more important than Individuality! The Other "Meh's", Mel and Mary go to find their son and smiler tags the Bots to follow them.
Bringing Gene to Dictionary, Hi Five reveals it's a skin for a Piracy App ("You mean to tell me, a Teenage boy has Things to Hide from his parents?" ACTUAL QUOTE!)
The Piracy App is a bar ran by and for Viruses, Spam and...Internet Trolls? an Internet Troll is NOT A PROGRAM! YOU FAIL MOVIE!....The Boys are shocked that the Hacker is a Girl Emoji! (Anna Faris) The Bots Arrive and starts erasing viruses left and Right. Jailbreak, to give the hacker a name, Leads the boys out a pantry Door...which the bots cant seem to open.
(Yes I'm using a Nostalgia Critic Meme....Still doesn't mean i don't support #CHANGETHECHANNEL! When i was on their forum the amount of spam was minor (there's still so much of it!) compared to the trolling to the fact I don't review Japanese Wrestling, because it's not Televised and i only review televised wrestling! Mike Mechaud, go to hell!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhiaqp1R3jM
They Land in Candy Crush (Because this is not schilling in anyway possible!) Gene is trapped in the game and the other emoji's have to free him by playing through, this causes the owner of the phone, Alex, more embarrassment, as the game's sound effects go off as he tries to talk to the girl he likes. convincing himself further to get the phone reset! This bites Smiler in the ass because she didn't realize til now that the reset will erase her precious social standing!
Back in Candy Crush, After escaping the game, Jailbreak exposists that they have to go through Just Dance and Dropbox to get to the Cloud so Gene can be reformatted or at least free from the phone, But they need to use Gene's ability to make more that one face to trick a literal firewall!
LETS STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH MOVIE AND CALL IT WHAT IT IS....
Gene is blamed by society for being an outcast after being fired from his job, so he has found other outcasts...AND MADE A SUICIDE PACT! IF THEY CAN'T GET "FIXED" THEN THEY ARE GOING TO GO THROUGH LITERAL HELL (THE FIREWALL)...
TO THE THE CLOUD WHICH IS CALLED, BY JAILBREAK "A NICE PLACE WERE NOONE WILL HURT YOU AGAIN!" DOES THE PHRASE "HE LIVES ON A CLOUD NOW" SOUND FAMILIAR TO YOU? IT'S WHAT PARENTS SAY TO KIDS TO EXPLAIN DEATH AND HEAVEN! DOES THAT NOT SOUND A LITTLE BIT DEPRESSING? THAT SENDING A MESSAGE THAT CAUSED EMBARRASSMENT HAS DRIVEN AN EMOJI TO COMMIT SUICIDE?
Also...despite Katy Perry being the Brand Ambassador For Just Dance, and that is CLEARLY her likeness....Katy Perry is NOT VOICING HERSELF! SHE IS BEING VOICED BY XTINA!
So High-five is rescued quite Literally from the Scrappy Heap, Not knowing the Upgrade is now on there tails!
END OF PART 2
RED MIST CLIMAX PART 2: JOE-J'ACCUSE!
The automatic doors of the train opened to the battlefield.
"Are you sure this is the place, man?
"Pretty Sure! The Express Train to Hell runs on a pre-destined course!"
-THIS IS A RETIREMENT HOME!
-And it's where the Wicked Child is gathering strength
-OKAY! CUT DA BULLSHIT! STOP TALKIN' IN WIGGLES FER WANST, N' TELL US WOT DA FUCK IZ WE FIGHTIN'?
-Yeah, Man, I'm down for fighting heinous Dudes and all, but this is a child, right?
-I'm sorry to here that, 80'S Lad, because you are the Bait!
(Hours later at 6pm , 80's Lads was standing on a makeshift stage with 2 giant speakers! He was given one word of instruction: DANCE!
With music Blaring, the residents came out angry, shouting the odds at Edwin, over the chapel of the mortuary, thunderclouds formed and glowed a blood red, lightening struck forming the Wicked Child!)
Y'SEE? THESE ARE BAD MEN! A MURDERER! A WEIRDO FOREIGNER! AND AN ATHEIST! THEY SAY THEY ARE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! BUT THEY KILLED ME!
....So that's your little game, turn all those left behind by progress to feed on their Rage! And what better way than steal a memory of a dead Child, Out of Context of how she actually died, blame Joe-Jack and turn people against us!
.....vERY cLEVER! The voice Changed to one that wasn't heard, but felt telepathically, "yOU wORKED iT oUT! i aM tHE cOSMIC eNTITY oF rAGE! i wAS bANISHED fROM mY hOME bY tHE oTHERS fOR cHEATING oN tHE gAME 2 yEARS aGO bY mAKING mY pAWN iN aMERICA aS a sIPHON fOR mY inFLUENCE! sO i cAME tO tHIS dIRTBALL tO cONSUME rAGE fROM tHE sOURCE! sOON mY bROTHERS aND sISTERS wILL hAVE nO cHOICE bUT tO pLAY oUT mY gAMBITS aCROSS aLL wORLDS, aS I tOPPLE eMPIRES, aND eXTEND mY iNFLUENCE bEYOND aLL rEALITIES!
END OF PART 2!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fpc4AUaHhY
PREVIOUSLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE:
This Year's Season Finale is possibly the most contentious one yet, A vengeful Spirit, a family secret, and a battleground noone would see coming!
One the review side, it's just as miserable, Finally the Card has being Thrown into the Hat (For people who were confused about the intro in part 1) Emoji movie follows Gene, a Meh-Face with more than one emotion, This threatens not only the lives of the programs that fear rebooting, but God forbid, THEIR SOCIAL STANDING! Also we learn that WE ARE IDIOTS FOR EVEN USING THE THING THIS FILM IS PROMOTING! We begin as Gene (Tj Miller escapes being deleted by Bots by being led by Hi-5 (THE PUNCHABLE VOICE OF JAMES CORBIN!)
So Five leads Gene to a Perfect Representation of Sony Amimation....AN EMPTY VOID
This void is The Wallpaper, a World between all Worlds and a chance to Become a Big Advertisement for App companies that Cinema goers had to pay to watch! Gene Asks why Hi-five is so obsessed with being in the favourites File. Hi-Five again illiterates that Popularity is more important than Individuality! The Other "Meh's", Mel and Mary go to find their son and smiler tags the Bots to follow them.
Bringing Gene to Dictionary, Hi Five reveals it's a skin for a Piracy App ("You mean to tell me, a Teenage boy has Things to Hide from his parents?" ACTUAL QUOTE!)
The Piracy App is a bar ran by and for Viruses, Spam and...Internet Trolls? an Internet Troll is NOT A PROGRAM! YOU FAIL MOVIE!....The Boys are shocked that the Hacker is a Girl Emoji! (Anna Faris) The Bots Arrive and starts erasing viruses left and Right. Jailbreak, to give the hacker a name, Leads the boys out a pantry Door...which the bots cant seem to open.
(Yes I'm using a Nostalgia Critic Meme....Still doesn't mean i don't support #CHANGETHECHANNEL! When i was on their forum the amount of spam was minor (there's still so much of it!) compared to the trolling to the fact I don't review Japanese Wrestling, because it's not Televised and i only review televised wrestling! Mike Mechaud, go to hell!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhiaqp1R3jM
They Land in Candy Crush (Because this is not schilling in anyway possible!) Gene is trapped in the game and the other emoji's have to free him by playing through, this causes the owner of the phone, Alex, more embarrassment, as the game's sound effects go off as he tries to talk to the girl he likes. convincing himself further to get the phone reset! This bites Smiler in the ass because she didn't realize til now that the reset will erase her precious social standing!
Back in Candy Crush, After escaping the game, Jailbreak exposists that they have to go through Just Dance and Dropbox to get to the Cloud so Gene can be reformatted or at least free from the phone, But they need to use Gene's ability to make more that one face to trick a literal firewall!
LETS STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH MOVIE AND CALL IT WHAT IT IS....
Gene is blamed by society for being an outcast after being fired from his job, so he has found other outcasts...AND MADE A SUICIDE PACT! IF THEY CAN'T GET "FIXED" THEN THEY ARE GOING TO GO THROUGH LITERAL HELL (THE FIREWALL)...
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| SEE, LITERAL HELL! |
YOU KNOW A KIDDIE'S FILM!
Meanwhile, The Bots follow the Mehs into Youtube where they escape into by distracting the Bots with Cat videos! Mel and Mary split up so they can cover more ground...er...wallpaper!
Jailbreak exposists she wants to commit suicide leave the phone to be however she wants, Hi-Five exposists that the phone is missing one of it's Princess Emojis
OBVIOUS FORESHADOWING IS OBVIOUS!
Hi-five's irritating existence turns on Just Dance, Meaning Children are exposed to more to the greatest evil this world has...
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Hi-five's irritating existence turns on Just Dance, Meaning Children are exposed to more to the greatest evil this world has...
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| KATY PERRY! |
WE ARE DOOMED TO VAPID STRAW FEMINISM AND CONTRADICTING SONGS (SERIOUSLY THE RECORD COMPANY RELEASED ROAR AND DARK HORSE BACK TO BACK...SENDING GIRLS THE MESSAGE OF
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| "I DON'T NEED A MAN TO STAND BY IN LIFE.... |
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| ...UNLESS HE IS RICH AND CAN GET ME NICE THINGS! |
I like the fact that a soulless vessel of POX MUSIC! Was asked to be in this film as herself and said no, that gives me hope!
SO....YEAH!
Despite Jailbreak not being Able to Dance. they have to Beat this Cynical Ruse to sell Video Games with the false Drama of 3 strikes and Katy Perry Eats Our Souls! (The Music Company took hers when she made THAT VORE FETISH VIDEO FOR BON APPETIT! And if you don't know what vore is...DONT GOOGLE IT!) Gene is a great dancer though and Jailbreak falls for him, revealing by accident that Jailbreak is the Missing Princess Emoji!
The Bots Enter Just dance and....SIGH....Download a "Funk Protocol!" to catch up with our heroes...the phone goes off in class, getting Alex a detention! Embarrased, Alex Wipes Just Dance from the Memory.
Yet Another thing that means death but different from the other 3 things that mean death!
In this case, File Deletion means the Rapture, a white light hits you and you are atomised!
So Gene and Jailbreak escape without High-5, who was too dumb to live to begin with! But Gene insists that he can't do it without 5!
YES! YES YOU CAN!
Despite Jailbreak telling him to look after Number One! Gene says this line
"What's the Point in Looking after Number 1, if there are no Other Numbers?"
You could have replaced "looking after number one" with "Get to the top" and have Gene say something like "What's the Point in Being at the Top, Without Friends to Raise You Up?"
That's supposed to be the theme of this movie,right? Real Friendship?
Back in Textopolis, Smiler gives one of the bots an Upgrade. Meanwhile Gene has started wasting time to Save the Load that is high-5 From the Recycling Bin. So Jailbreak and him Must cross Spotify and all the Mass-Produced Poppy Trash that makes this film's soundtrack! Spotify's microcosm is conceptualized Beautifully though, As the streams are literal bodies of water, where notes and Rhythms act as the fluidity and speed of the water! It's just a shame the most Jawdropping bit of animation is wasted on a glorified App for Spotify in a children's cartoon!
On a Calmer Stream, Jailbreak reveals why she tried to escape the phone, she says there is no Equal Opportunity Rights for female Emojis. you are either a Princess or A Bride!...That's a lie! since Half of the Emojis we meet in the opening are female-TRY AGAIN DUMBASS! NOT THAT THIS FILM DOESN'T ALREADY MAKE SENSE!
Jailbreak does say she likes Gene the way he is, But Before they can kiss, they arrive on the other side of spotify, Jailbreak carrying rope that wasn't there in the scene prior!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy9r06fAVXo
Back in Textopolis, Smiler gives one of the bots an Upgrade. Meanwhile Gene has started wasting time to Save the Load that is high-5 From the Recycling Bin. So Jailbreak and him Must cross Spotify and all the Mass-Produced Poppy Trash that makes this film's soundtrack! Spotify's microcosm is conceptualized Beautifully though, As the streams are literal bodies of water, where notes and Rhythms act as the fluidity and speed of the water! It's just a shame the most Jawdropping bit of animation is wasted on a glorified App for Spotify in a children's cartoon!
On a Calmer Stream, Jailbreak reveals why she tried to escape the phone, she says there is no Equal Opportunity Rights for female Emojis. you are either a Princess or A Bride!...That's a lie! since Half of the Emojis we meet in the opening are female-TRY AGAIN DUMBASS! NOT THAT THIS FILM DOESN'T ALREADY MAKE SENSE!
Jailbreak does say she likes Gene the way he is, But Before they can kiss, they arrive on the other side of spotify, Jailbreak carrying rope that wasn't there in the scene prior!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy9r06fAVXo
So High-five is rescued quite Literally from the Scrappy Heap, Not knowing the Upgrade is now on there tails!
END OF PART 2
RED MIST CLIMAX PART 2: JOE-J'ACCUSE!
The automatic doors of the train opened to the battlefield.
"Are you sure this is the place, man?
"Pretty Sure! The Express Train to Hell runs on a pre-destined course!"
-THIS IS A RETIREMENT HOME!
-And it's where the Wicked Child is gathering strength
-OKAY! CUT DA BULLSHIT! STOP TALKIN' IN WIGGLES FER WANST, N' TELL US WOT DA FUCK IZ WE FIGHTIN'?
-Yeah, Man, I'm down for fighting heinous Dudes and all, but this is a child, right?
-I'm sorry to here that, 80'S Lad, because you are the Bait!
(Hours later at 6pm , 80's Lads was standing on a makeshift stage with 2 giant speakers! He was given one word of instruction: DANCE!
With music Blaring, the residents came out angry, shouting the odds at Edwin, over the chapel of the mortuary, thunderclouds formed and glowed a blood red, lightening struck forming the Wicked Child!)
Y'SEE? THESE ARE BAD MEN! A MURDERER! A WEIRDO FOREIGNER! AND AN ATHEIST! THEY SAY THEY ARE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! BUT THEY KILLED ME!
....So that's your little game, turn all those left behind by progress to feed on their Rage! And what better way than steal a memory of a dead Child, Out of Context of how she actually died, blame Joe-Jack and turn people against us!
.....vERY cLEVER! The voice Changed to one that wasn't heard, but felt telepathically, "yOU wORKED iT oUT! i aM tHE cOSMIC eNTITY oF rAGE! i wAS bANISHED fROM mY hOME bY tHE oTHERS fOR cHEATING oN tHE gAME 2 yEARS aGO bY mAKING mY pAWN iN aMERICA aS a sIPHON fOR mY inFLUENCE! sO i cAME tO tHIS dIRTBALL tO cONSUME rAGE fROM tHE sOURCE! sOON mY bROTHERS aND sISTERS wILL hAVE nO cHOICE bUT tO pLAY oUT mY gAMBITS aCROSS aLL wORLDS, aS I tOPPLE eMPIRES, aND eXTEND mY iNFLUENCE bEYOND aLL rEALITIES!
END OF PART 2!
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