Tuesday, February 14, 2017

EPISODE 122: ALMOST FAMOUS PART 1

 (Joe-Jack Drove Eamonn From the Jail back to Enlightened Towers. With It's Master back The Imaginary Office Block reopened it's Doors. Eamonn Entered and Approached Yusef,...and punched him in the face! Joe-jack Saw his Dimensional Counterpart Lip Swell and break and in Response of the Quantum Entanglement, his lip swelled also.

Over Yusef's moaning Eamonn's Voice rang clear "TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR WORLD'S EAMONN!"

"FINE" He said with a spit off blood "I'll tell you everything! But You'll Wish I Didn't!"

The Eamonn Of My world, like you, is Autistic and Became An Athiest, But he was A gentle Soul who was friendly and trusting to a fault, constantly tricked into giving supplies to greedy people and the fall guy for crime. Like ME he was, by default, a Son Of Prometheus, a Band of Freedom Fighters who sought to restore technology against the Luddite British Empire. Out of Ideas and for the sake of Humouring Eamonn, we conducted a ritual Summoning! The fact that Oracle arrived from her Dimension was completely coincidental. Under the control of her programming to convert this Earth into an Electric Superweapon. The lack of Electricity put both her biological and mechanical components under a strain, and the girl collapsed.

Thinking the Girl was Dead, we laid her "Body" on a table. Using my Shock Stick to resuscitate the girl, Eamonn with child like curiosity poked and tampered with Oracle's cybernetic Implants. Internally Oracle's Plan to complete her mission had her considering her Options

WARNING! DRONE UNIT COMPROMISED! BEGINNING SPACIAL SCAN!
POWER INSUFFICIENT TO POWER UNIT!
DRONES SENT TO PLANET: 7
AVAILABLE DRONES IN VICINITY
DRONES CURRENTLY ACTIVATED:0
APPROPRIATING POWER FROM DRONES NO LONGER COURSE OF ACTION
CONSIDERING ALTERNATE...
PLANET HAS NO ELECTRIC GRID!
SIPHONING ELECTRIC GRID NO LONGER COURSE OF ACTION
CONSIDERING ALTERNATIVE...
COMMENCING DOWNLOAD TO NEXT AVAILABLE HUMAN!

And that was that! Oracle Basically Looked Eamonn in the Eye and filled his feeble human mind with the Knowledge of the Universe. At first he was an Asset, his strategies and Charisma winning us many battles and followers. But knowledge removed all Emotion and Humanity!

The Kindness and Gentleness that made him take advantage for their gain, had become a disdain and hatred for the worse parts of Humanity, Greed, Superstition and Self Righteousness! With all the knowledge he now possessed he did what all Autistic People wish to do, No longer have to live in their world, but make a machine that will force them to see what he sees, and feel as insignificant as he had once felt!

Remember when we first met I told you to put on your "other" Gauntlet? That is because With Power Stolen, he forged 2 bracelets, like The Prometheus he once fought with, Eamonn gave his Gauntlet's classical Names, Gaia, a bracelet with powers of seasons, weather and wind, and Charon, A vile instrument of Flame, Earthquakes, Disaster and Death. Combined he can use the power  to summon the Terror!  

With the Frightful Might of the Terror, All the world Succumbed, Minds Forced shut by the cold hard fact that their is no God. Mothers killed their children to "spare" them, The Country that held the Religious Leaders Decimated  from Orbit by Lasers, the word "LIARS!" Scarred into Italy, then The Middle East. Those strong enough to endure the Terror, were conditioned further into his Army. Now part of an Atheist Udermench  Society, that treats Imagination as Subject Of Ethnic Cleansing!

so now You Know, And that is why i came to kill you, so My Eamonn would have Died Also.
-I want to Help, Yusef, If any damage happens to this Earth then the Multiverse will Burn, Though I must Say it maybe impossible to spare such a being who no longer feels the warmth of kindness. and to kill him without me Dying Also!

The Others Tell Stories about your Adventures, they say no matter how bad you have it, Limits Are Made To Be Broken!

AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!
In the last few months our films have being action packed, so lets slow the pace down a bit, this was meant to be a breather Episode Before This Year's 3 TICKETS TO HELL! EVENT, but i overestimated how long this film would be

So let's plug in our basses, turn up the volume and Dig into Almost Famous.

(From the award winning Sound Track the original Song, Fever Dog)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCAsW_9CkYw

Image result for almost famous cover
OH HAI, HALF NAKED TEENAGE KATE HUDSON! DO YOU KNOW WHY THIS FILM BECAME SO POPULAR(?)

The 1st Time I saw this Poster was In A Traffic Jam filled with abandoned land rovers and Tractors In Carlow Town when i was a teenager in 2001, when this film came out, the Multiplex used to be next to Main Street opposite SuperValu. That Day the Entire Street Opposite the Cinema were full of young Men with their Fathers, Uncles and Grandads, showing them this new gadget called a "Camera-Phone" so Kate Hudson always has that, this film sold the Camera-Phones to the Horny Culchies of Ireland!

It's Ironic that this film used an Oversexulised Image of a teenage Actress to sell tickets to a film which is a Cautionary Tale About living Vicariously through Famous People.

The film Starts with Unique Opening Credits of the Actors Names written on Post-It Notes as a shaky camera gives us that feeling of Living through another's eyes, as we see a drawer filled with rock Memorabilia.

We cit to some Beautiful Cinematography of California as The Chipmunks Christmas Album plays out. On Face Value you would think with the Palm Trees, Surfers and Bikini Girls it was summer but it really is Christmas! This is the world we are about to enter, Perception is Wafer thin and not a single tote has smoked yet!

It's 1969 and a mother and son has just exited a showing of To Kill A Mockingbird. The Daughter of the family Anita (Zooey Deschanal ) has returned trying to sneak home an album of Simon and Garfunkel Home. Turns out the Mother, Elaine, is completely Puritanical about every outside influence in their children's lives, Emphasis on "Tyrannical" William's Mother is so Delusional, that William is not a 1st year High school Genius at 12, simply a son of a 6 grade teacher who  home schooled  her child at that level at his 11 years of life, because of her not wanting her child have outside influences or "Paying the Premium Fee to become typical" as she put it!

Tired of being a second banana despite being the older sister, Anita leaves home to become a stewardess, but not before outclassing William's child actor...

"MAN! YOU LOOK AFTER HER IN SAN! FRANCIS! CO....MAN!"
"YAY! I'm Acting!"

With Anita Gone, William finds her records and a message to play The Who's Tommy next to a lit candle and he will see the future!!

"for the last time ,Anita! that is not how you Summon One of The Great Old Ones!"

Sure Enough, 3 years pass and "billy" (Patrick Fugit) has tracked down former Rolling Stone Journo, Lester Bangs (The Late Great Phillip Seymour Hoffman). Bangs tells the young Billy, a  part-time journo for a small local magazine, that while his criquites are good, A little squeaky clean kid from the 'burbs will be used and Abused by everyone on the music world. Though Bangs Realizes Billy won't Listen to him now, he gives the young man his number if he gets into Trouble.

Days Later, and Black Sabbath is performing in San Diego, despite his mother's Reservations, She brings Billy to the show to write a report for the magazine. Being stiffed by security, Billy is forced to wait with the groupies (including  Anna Paquin) It's there Billy meets Penny Lane (Hudson) who gets defensive when Billy calls her and the other's "Groupies", Preferring  to use the term "band-aid", A sort of Modern day Muse. That air of Bullshit is dispelled when Another Girl, Sapphire (Fairuza Banks) dressed vampishly, holding booze is at least 15 hooks up the groupies, Penny says she will try and hook Billy up to. It's about this time the supporting band, Stillwater turns up. Billy butters up the band despite their mistrust of music Journos. He is let in, but gains a nickname: "The Enemy"

Despite having the worst luck and even worse Journo equipment, Billy has made it backstage, it Seems that the band's guitarist  Russell (Billy Crudup)and Penny have met each other before, and hooked up, despite her being 16!

Billy has become swept up in the rock lifestyle, Russell invite him to L.A. Provided Penny turns up, Turns out Penny is also from San Diego, and two become fast friends, despite Billy never learning her real name, However the fact that the trip to L.A is accosted by a more geekier, would-be journo, Billy didn't realize that the THIS LOSER IS YOU trope was in affect, and was oblivious to Penny using Billy as a taxi should have being cause from alarm, the fact that Penny and Russell got hot and Steamy in an ice room only went and hurt Billy's feelings

WILL BILLY SURVIVE THE CRUSHING WEIGHT OF FAME? WILL PENNY REVEAL HER REAL NAME?
FIND OUT IN MARCH, ONLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!

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