Eamonn, Joe-jack and 80's review Inception part 1

(the 2 year annisversary of pathofenlightment.blogspot.com starts right now!)
(EAMONN'S LINES IN BLACK)
(JOE-JACK LINES IN BLUE)
(80'S LAD LINES IN ORANGE)

Todays film is a request by my friend Time to Recycle, and since february is the month i found the main blog, i plan to do something different, i'm doing this review with my carectors Joe-jack,
GET OV MY LAND!
and 80s lad!
DDDUUUUUUUDDDDE!
And hopefully this review will be more funnier than the one by Doug Walker
WALLLLLLLLLKKKAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
So this film, like, starts on a beach, man where Leo Dicaprio is washed up!
ha! i tole ya DEE CRAPPY-O woz washed up!
This is Dom cobb(dicaprio) a thief with the power to enter people's dreams.and he is arrested by japanese police.
So da gards bring him t' an old man that sez he met him 50s years ago.
So Tsang Sung here remembers Dom selling his skills to him. and enters his mind to steal his memories.
And what does his memories take the form of? an envolope in a safe.
Also in da safe room is a memory of a women he had an affair with also cobb is rumbled by Saito and what i call Da Dream Police!
( Eamonn and 80s lad sing this Theme of the Month: Dream Police by cheap trick http://www.youtube.com/?watch?v=PL6SHApk2Z8 as joejack looks confused)
...Anyway dom's akompliss gets shot waking him up in the dream world
so, like, one person wakes from a dream the whole thing falls apart.
so Dom perfoms a bait and switch with the envolope but gets caught in the rumble of a broken dream
so his mate dunk him in a bath that fills his dream with watah, wakin' 'im.
so Dom blackmails Tsang Sung but calls it an "audition". it turns out to be a dream in a dream as crowd gang on Arthur and kills him! Bummer!
So they wake on a bullet train with the job botched. Cut to New york as we learn that Dom has 2 young childern he doesnt see and a wife that may or may not be dead!
So Saito hires Dom fer a special mission not to steal memories but t'plant one: INCEPTION
TITLE DROP!
Saito promises Dom his childern for a good well done
So if i understand dis, Tsang Sung wantz t'go intah a rival mind and put in the mind da idea to retire so Tsang can take over his company and Make his Soul His!

So they go to Paris to find an Architect. i.e. a Dreamer that makes the dream world, because a dream is really a reflection of reality, of real hopes and realistic goals

so all my dreams of screwing supermodels on a pile of money was because i really wanted a sandwich?

so Dom visit his father (Michael Caine) who is angry not just for dom not seeing his childern but using the skills he taught him for monetary gain.
but nonetheless introduces him to Aria (Ellen Page) who passes a riddle set by Dom.
through tecnobabble at a cafe, Dom explains the power that he has bestowed on Aria.
so as the Cafe food explodes all around her( Yeah, i wouldnt eat at Heston Blumenthal's restuarant either), Aria wakes up.
We are told da power was first use to torture soldier as pain in da mind will hurt you but you wake up in dream if your killed.
So Dom wants Aria to extract something from dom's mind as a test. so she changes the dream into a personal games of Tetris.
so Dom tells her that she must subtly change the dream reality or the Subconcious will attack like white blood cells to a germ.
so Aria seems to have broken in Dom's memories and his Subconsious attacks dem. Then Mol, Dom wife kills Aria and...oh i get it!, dead or not his wife is in da Dream Police!
(Eamonn and 80S lad sing Dream police again!)
Shut Da Fuck up!

PART 2 TOMMORROW!