Halloween special: Wasting Away

(Joe-Jack is nailing boards to a window)
oh Hallo, i'll be wif ya in a minit!

ya! dat should do it! dont want a repeat ov last year!
(see october 2009 entry-Eamonn)
(this months theme-Margaritaville by jimmy buffet- http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFljuj-I_fE
HOLY MOTHER OV GOD!WHAT A FUCKIN' TERRIBLE FILLIUM!

So da fillium starts with a us soldier being injected wif a toxin dat turns him intah a zombie. Da goverment cover it up dumping the barrell as ice-cream. its important to point out that reality in this film is filliumed in black and white and zombie perspective is filliumed in colour.

one of the barrells make it to a bowling alley where we met out 4 horror stereotypes.
Bullied Nerd, Stupid Jock,dumb blonde, and smart brunette. and no i will knot learn there name as they act only as there labels command as we shall see.

so after the morons eat da ice-cream and turn into zombies. they are revived in a colour world. where dey find themselves transformed. they have supah strength. impervious to pain but unable to communicate with humans. they met a soldier that tells them that the icecream they ate has turned them into super-soldiers. and it would have being confining if Blonde didn't eat a cat!
and its ovivious that Soldier is a zombie as only zombies and drunks  can talk to otha zombies.
so the zombies enter a bar where dey are attacked. after killing the bar man, Jock makes a brain Margarita.

so dat who dat song goes.
"WASTED AGAIN IN MARGARITAVILLE, SEARCHING FER...ME VICTIMS PULPED OUT BRAINSSSSSSS.

In town, the general and scientist that covered up the toxin are in a mexican resturant, soldier disguises himself as a waiter but gets rumbled when he decomposes on the food.

at the same time  our morons still obivivlous dat they are split up.

so nerd and blonde go to her parents house and the father blows himself  up. the nerd and blonde confess they luv each other.

So soldier again tries to steal da briefcase with the cure. He gets captured and is told the truth.

and the job interview dat the brunnette was going to is really a cover for a amourous pervert. so the brunnettes ates him. but not the way he wanted!

so the zombies return to the bowling alley. Nerds boss is drunk so he cant tells dat they are zombies.
and now the exciting climax. a bowling game for the hands of blonde. yeah.

so the zombies win and jock loses his hand but the bowlers get sober and get killed.but jock loses his body in the process.
Soldier returns to tells the zombies dat they are zombies. and jock proposes that them and the bowlers who ate the icecream before they died, go to the nevada dessert. he even likens their journey to the plight ov da Jews.
NO.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
YOU, A BUNCH OF IDIOTS THAT ATE GLOWING GREEN ICE-CREAM, CANNOT LIKEN YOURSELF TO THE ISREALI PEOPLE!

tiome to put da spuds on!
the jock blows himself up. the zombie set up in the dessert. and though soldier is cured so he can be court-martialled, he claims dat he loves being a zombie!

This fillium has disgustin' low-grade jokes, the Charectors are little more than stereotypes, its so full of tripe i could feed this fillium so my lurcher. and though da film is funny in short bursts. it isnt enough to warrant a second showing. and the jew speech was more tasteless than the gore and sex jokes put together. i would rather be biten by a zombie-AGAIN! that watch this Shite again.

This is Joe-jack da Culchie sayin'
GET OFF MY LAND!
*GUNSHOT*