the boat that rocked review

HALLO, I'M BACK SO I AM!
AND I WOULD LIKE T'THANK EAMONN FER REVIEWIN'FILLIUM WHILE I WAS GONE
BY SAYING...
"GET OFF MY LAND!"
*SHOOTS EAMONN*

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! I CAN REVIEW GUD FILLIUM AS WELL! DIS MUNT IS DA 1-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF BOGGER BOX OFFICE AN' TODAY YA READIN' A REVEIW OV DA BOAT DAT ROCKED!

LET ME TAKE YA BACK T'1960s

A DECADE WHERE MAN FIRST WALKED THE MOON, IRISH SHOWBANDS PLAYED OTHER BANDS SONGS BEFORE PLAGERISM, AND A LITTLE BAND FROM LIVERPOOL TOOK OVER THE WORLD.

So the fillium starts by telling us its 1966.BBC only plays 45 minutes of music. While the pirate radio stations in the north sea play music all day. they then play this months theme All Day And All Of The Night by the Kinks(www.youtube/watch?v=mMWNwHofOkc )

so we meet Carl a young man expelled from school and his uncle(bill nighy). Aftah we learn dat carls ma didnt know her brother was a pirate she assumed mans work on a boat would straighten her boy out.

so we met our cast
the count(phillip seymour hoffman)
simon swansford(that lad from da meteor ads)
felicity da cook
thick kevin
and Doctor Dave.

so we have a funny scene of da quiz as karl tries to work out riddles. karl answers Jimi hendrix when da answer woz Jayzus!

we cut t10 downing street. as da goverment plan to abolish pirates in a year.

80s Lad:DUDE! let me introduce my dad!
60s Dad:Dude! the goverment are evil,man!they want to ban music, take our tvs and force us to eat kittens! hey i'm 60s dad!and peace out!

so unaware of dis, da count,tricks uncle quentin t'say da f-word on d'air,much to da delight ov da listeners.

so the minister in charge in of banning private radio is a prick just read this line.
"Goverment is all about making things they dont like illegal." he even makes fun of a guys hair saying only blind people like it. he also says he has a job for "dat clever chap"

every saturday birds are allowed to board the ship,except for lesibian felicity,married john, hopless romantic simon and virgin karl.
but dave gives carl his bird, but doesnt get the job done at all.

so the minister meets the clever chap the apprioatly named twat!

we also meet on the boat ladies man Mark and Smooth bob the early morning dj that none da boys recognise!

so twat has a plan to make product placement illegial in british programing (it still to this day-eamonn)

but things look good for our heroes as the charismatic Gavin Kavanaugh is returning to radio rock, much t'da chargin ov the count.

so gavin returns as he gats the goat of the count by saying he is the king.

gavin vulgar style and bootleg records are an instant success! he flusters john with a topless picture and sticky with the words YOUR MUM!

Da next day its karls birfday,and quentin has a present:dinner with his niece, marian.after a quest fer a condom, marian gets of with dave.

over on the mainland, twat plans to get on the ship himself.

200 competion winners (199 women and one mr twat) enter the ship .quentin stops twat from sabatague.

but twat reports that the boat is in bad shape.

Simon is getting married and for the first time in munts da crew is on da mainland for a stag do!
so the boys pub-crawl and simon ends up in his drawers.

back on da boat thick kevin believe quentin may be karls father.

so simon gets married on theboat but the girls cheats on simon with gavin.
simon doesnt take it too well.

count looking out for his friend challenges gavin to a race up the mast. Gavin win but challenges count to dive into the sea.

with a broken arm and a broken foot the two men make up.

its now christmas,one month till goverment ban the pirates. karls mother comes aboard to tell him quentin is not his father.Bob is !

1st of janurary 1967.
the marine offence act is passed. pirate radio is now illegal. but da boyz vow t'keep going! and mininster is not a happy bunny!
"ARSE!"

So the goverment attack the ship. but got the wrong ship. radio rock has lifted anchor and set sail. but the bad condition of the ships engine makes a hole in the hull. the boat is sinking. but the count stays behind for one last show. karl rescues bob. and despite all this the boat is still sinking, but at the last moment a fleet of ships rescue the crew and even Da count makes it!
and da fillium ends with all da lads dancing on a liner as da credits show every memberable album cover from 66-Present day!

Da Boat Dat Rocks does exactly dat...ROCKS! Dis fillium is wallt'wall funny, and has a rockin' soundtrack!

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