Wednesday, April 5, 2023

Eamonn reviews Gemini Man-PART 1 (REMASTERED!)

 DECAY OF A DREAM

CHAPTER 3

The Mountains that Scream Loudly In Fear.

(Knowing They can or will be Watched, SatanicOstrich Had Dragged Joe-Jack to a Back Alley.

Satan Used one of Their Avian Talons to Scratch a door into a Wall. Upon Completion, The tracked Lines, Burned into a Door. A familer Door, A train Door.)

-Dats...

-Yes, It's About that Time! Said the Lord Of Darkness, as he Held up 3 TICKETS TO HELL

R we goin t' anotha Worl? Oi thoughtz we weren't aloud!

True. Eamonn's little Pity Party on top Heavenscar did lead to The Council and the Cosmic Entities to Ban Interdimensional Travel. But there is one exception.

Earth 88.

Earf-88...88...Weight....Dat's where Dem Mountains are...Da ones ya Showed Eamonn afore Destroying Silent Hill t' restore ya Job as Da Man Downstairs.

-Indeed, The Mountains of Truth. Satan said as They flicked switched and Pressed Buttons on a console.

-Wot Eggsackly R DA MOUNTAINS OF TRUTH?

In Universe 88, Live The Dominant Species known as The Ekata, Creatures who Evolved to Contain Animal, Plant and Inorganic parts within themselves. Even the planet itself has a level of Sentience. 

But one day, for what ever reason, 2 factions of the Ekata started a war. Each Nation were separated by a long barrier of Mountain Range. The Mountain, Saddened by it's People Fighting, Using it's own Children, The Stones and Rocks as Ammo. As the 2 Ekata Armies Charged towards the Mountain Range, The Summits Decided to take Action.

They caused an Earthquake so loud it made the Armies take Notice! 

The Earthquake was not an Attack, but A Means of Communication. The mountains started to Etch 2 words on every Mountain face. 

"STOP FIGHTING!"

Realizing that the war will hurt the Planet far more than themselves, The Ekata Returned to live as Prosperous Farmers. But the Mountains, Fearing that, like you Humans, that History will Repeat itself, Would Change it's Messages to Predict the future. Eons Pass and The legend Became a religion. Soon after, Earth 88 became a Place, where Those you had the power to do so, Could consult The Mountains for Guidance.

-So We Ain't Breakin' Annie laws Be Comin to dis Worl?

-Absolutely Not! The Mountains of Truth are Mid Level Magical Entities. Their Existence is to monitor the flow of Time and Civilization, Much like Santa Claus, Or the Reaper.

The Engines of the Express Train, Grinding to a halt. 

-Look's like we are Here!

AND NOW! OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!

 This Month, I Need to be extra careful what I say, For Fear I Incur the Wrath of Hollywood's Angriest Man-Will Smith!

And Over 200 posts, This is, Not counting Being part of The Ensemble Cast overshadowed by Margot Robbie's Ass in Sui-SHITE Squad, is the first Film Actually with Will in a Starring Role. Green Screen Shenanigans Abound As Will Smith's Good Name is Tarnished by a younger Inferior Copy of himself!

Like that will ever happen!





heh...heh...heh...



Cover is one of the lamest I've seen in a while, Smith Holding a Machine Gun, in front of A Better Call Saul-like scan of his younger face, And a shot of Budapest.

We Open On a high Speed Train Departing Liege in Belgium. Of all the place you could have a spy film set, you picked a place no-one heard off?



On the Train, An American Operative we learn is named Rico, is Trailing some very Gruff and Hardy looking Men. The American is wired and in contact with a sniper setting up shop at the side of the railroad, Named Henry Brogan (Smith). Loading his gun with one Shot. Brogan Prepares to Shoot, But is told to Stand Down as a Child Stares at the target and gets in the way. The Agent Confirms an All clear and Brogan shoots the target as the train enters a tunnel. Smith really is a "DEADSHOT"

While Henry Is a Professional, His Partner is not! Rico did a L*gan P**l and Filmed the Dead Body. Henry Reliterates to delete all Evidence.

Cut to A Cabin off the grid In the State of Georgia and Henry is Doing Just That when his phone Alert goes off. Senator Patterson Visits Henry to ask him to Reconsider retiring, that while there are younger Snipers, They are not Henry. But the last Job with a child's life on the line has spooked him and he will be retiring.

Not long after, Henry Goes to his local Docks to take up Finish but his local Boat hire Guy is replaced by Danni (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) A grad student Working here on side (or so she says) We get some banter including how Henry is Allergic to Bees.

FORESHADOWING!

Actually he is using the boat to get in contact with another Former sniper, named Jack, we see both Men have the same Wrist tattoo of the Ace of Spades!

He reveals to Henry that he was lied to. The man he killed, Not a terrorist, but a Micro-Biologist. Jack gives Henry a typed up Name and Address for a Yuri Kovacks in Budapest, rather than say it out loud, As Jack's Yacht is bugged and Watched by the D.I.A.

In Defense intelligence HQ, 2 agents argue about Sending "Gemini" to deal with Brogan, However the female Spy says standard procedure is to contain retirees with an undercover agent and his former handler, namely Senator Patterson. But the Male Spy is not Convinced Brogan won't Go Rogue.

Back on the Lake, Henry Finds The Boat he hired has a wiretap. he confronts Danni who Denies Being an Agent. However he Apologizes for his Outburst and asks Danni to meet him for drinks after Work.

However after a lifetime of Service, Brogan has Connections, and he Submits A Photocopy of Danni's Agent ID. She has being Officially "Burnt", so Henry wants Answers, So Danni is a former Navy Officer, Whose father was a Fed, killed off duty, and she has served in the navy for 4 years. Danni asks Henry why he retired. He says it's a Conscience issue. He claims he can no longer "LOOK IN THE MIRROR" Anymore!

SYMBOLISM!!!!

Jack and his lover are killed by Operatives, their bodies dumped into the lake below.

Henry Wakes from a nightmare of a memory of his father trying to drown his son to teach him to swim, which leads to his mother rescuing him, but red an blue lights reach his lucid Dream And his Alert goes off his Phone. Thankfully to avoid Escape, Henry has built his cabin with Secret Doors and Escape Tunnels. He tries to Contact Rico to save him, but its too late, So he heads to the Docks to try and Save Danni, Killing any Black Ops Agents Who Felt Froggy and Jumped!

HENRY'S RESCUE CONTINUES, AS DOES WHATEVER THE MOUNTAINS OF TRUTH HAVE IN STORE FOR OUR HEROES, NEXT WEEK ONLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!

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