THE Suicide Squad part2

 To Start where we left off, The army storm into the room to see Harley (Margot Robbie) has shot General Silvio Mateo Dead. and once again becomes a prisoner. Now General Cortez Luna is in Command, as we cut to Polka Dot Man, Relapsing from his Power Incontinence, He tells the other's his backstory, His mother experimented on her own Children in an attempt to make them Superheroes. Many Died. His power is a inter-dimensional Sickness, In short, Expunge the powers, every day, twice a day, for the rest of your life, your body is eaten away by the black hole inside you, sooner! Also he sees his mother in Everyone, including the squad, and i don't want to say that Lynn Ashe, the actress that plays Mrs Krill looks like Chris Chan, But....

THAT'S UNFORTUNATE!

So the Squad are Guided by Solidad, the surviving resistance fighter, after the rescue/Dick Measuring contest Peacemaker and Bloodsport had, introduces an Ally, a Cowardly truckdriver named Milton!, who will drive them into town to the red light District to kidnap The Thinker (Peter Capaldi). He also supplies them with Disguises, (Expect King Shark, despite insisting on a Fake Moustache) Back in Belle Reve, Waller (Viola Davis) reminds Bloodsport his daughter's freedom is at stake, an Underling asks if Governess Waller is going to far, She tells him he doesn't know her well!

Like, it's not like she will inject the Future Father of  Batman Beyond with Bruce's Wayne's Sperm to Ensure we will always have a batman, right?

Ratcatcher explains her backstory, while her Father was a Coke addict who uses rats to steal to fuel his habit, she still sees his death as a fault of SOCIETY! Bloodsport (Idris Elba) explains his fear of rats come from his strict father locking him a Crate full of rats!

Finally Finding the Red Light District, they Get Rat-Arsed waiting for the Thinker, Even Ratcatcher's Rat Sebastian, gets More Rat-Arsed! Even Abner loosens up, though her sees the strippers as his mam!

Thinker Arrives and Bloodsport Kidnaps Him, Just as the soldiers raid the bar! Bloodsport tells Ratcather and Polkadot Man to take Greaves, while He, Peacemaker (WHO'S NAME IS JOHN CENA!) and Flag are arrested. They are being Brought to where Harley is being held!

We Cut to Harley being tortured ,but being in a Good Mood about it! Once again, this series of films has never stated that Harley has the same invulnerability Joker has from Drowning in the same chemicals he did. OR....

While the other's try to rescue her, Harley rescues herself by having the most Violent Musical Interlude ever, Even finds Her Javelin! Even Surprising Flag, "I can go back Inside if you want!"

So as their Ticket In, Thinker Brings the Squad behind enemy lines, while Peacemaker and King Shark plant C4 on the walls of Jotumheim.

Inside Jotumheim, Sebastian (Ratcatcher's rat) Squeals in Distress. the Reason? Hundreds of Zombies with their Faces covered in Spores, Dead the moment the Spores make Contact, but experimentation on the bodies show them kept Alive even by Vivisection, so long as the spore keeps on the face of the Victim. Flag lets out an exclamation of "Good God!" The Thinker, replies with this!

"GOD? IF STARRO WAS PROOF OF A GOD, THEN YOU WOULD THINK, GOD WAS NOT GOOD AT ALL!"

Starro Has grown giantsize as Thinker spouts some Home Truths

"STUPID AMERICAN SPACE COWBOYS TAKE STARRO TO HAVE A FEW DRUNKEN PHOTOS! YANKIE FUCKING DOODLE DANDY TAKE HIM TO MAKE HIM A WEAPON AGAINST THE RUSSIANS! BUT INSTEAD THEY PICK SOME ROCK NOONE HEARD OF TO COVER THEIR TRACKS! "

Flag had taken a hard-drive as evidence that the Government was Responsible for Starro. But Peacemaker, too narrow-minded in his Patriotism, Is Waller's ace in the Hole, Peacemaker pulls a gun on Flag and Ratcatcher as Jotumheim crumbles around them!

Ratcatcher wakes to find herself trapped with a freed Starro and the Thinker. After 3 decades of Torture and the Rape of his female Thralls, takes it out on Greaves in Gruesome Fashion. Let's just say that if a relationship is that bad for so long some "Splits" are easier than Others!

The Blood Splatter against the window, that was The Thinker, wakes up Flag and Peacemaker, who restart their Fight Over the Harddrive Flag pocketed, ending with Peacemaker Stabbing Flag in the heart with a piece of Shrapnel (Even showing a Horrific External Shot of the Blow!) Peacemaker realizes what he done, with Flag, bleeding from the mouth, utters his last words! (Peacemaker? what a Joke!) Ratcatcher runs in and grabs the hard-drive, only for Peacemaker to aim his pistol at her temple!

Cut to 8 Minutes ago, Harley and the rest of them plant the last C4, As King Shark (voice of Sylvester Stallone, wandered off into an Aquarium, finding alien Squids and play with him. Polkadot man drops some C4, and uses his powers to save the others from attack, accidentally, setting off the explosion in the present day. The Aquarium shatters, flooding all the top floors of Jotumheim, and the alien Squids start attacking Shark for his blood, Oh and Milton is dead!

Jotumheim falls in a cascade of Rubble and Water, King Shark is shot up by Luna's Soldiers only to be eaten by Nanawae! Bloodsport lands right in front of Peacemaker, who have a shot out, Bloodsport's bullet pierces Peacemakers and finds his Artery in his Neck and chokes on his blood! Bloodsport takes the hard-drive from Ratcatcher, hopefully using it as a bargaining chip later!

Free from his Prison, Starro's Conquest Begins, taking Control of Everyone with his Spores, even General Luna. Waller wants the Squad to Stand Down, Destroying Jotumheim was the mission, nothing else! So When the 5 all come down with a Dose of Morality, Waller threatens to detonate the bombs in their heads, Until one of the mission control Knocks out Mrs Waller with her own golf club!

SO LET'S FINISH THIS!

With Bloodsport's biggest Gun, King Shark's Hunger and Polkadot Man's Mammy Issues, they put a dent into Starro, But Polkadot Man Dies by being crushed to death! But Ratcatcher has brought reinforcements, given it's a slum in a 3rd world country-MILLIONS OF RATS swarm the Monstrous Invertebrate. Harley LE PARKOUR's on a roof, Piercing Starro's Single Eye with the Javelin, Swimming inside she leads the rats to eat Starro from the inside. Only for Starro through Luna, to tell the Squad, that all it wanted to do was float in space once more!

BITCH PLEASE!

You Named yourself STARRO THE CONQUERER! Your Species is Called the STAR DESTROYERS! You function by siphoning Energy from planets and its lifeforms. YOUR VICTIM CARD HAS BEING REVOKED!

Despite Corta Maltese's freedom, it's Bittersweet, Yes It's free but all those under Starro's Thrall are also Dead. Yes Bloodsport has leverage against Waller. but he's going back to prison and so the Film ends with the remaining Squad on the chopper tired but now excepting of each other, even Bloodsport allowing Sebastian to curl up on his lap! WE GET 2 STINGERS, Weasel is alive and stuck on Corta Maltese, and So Is Peacemaker ready for this NETFLIX SERIES!

THIS FILM IS GOOD! YOU MAY EVEN ARGUE IT'S GREAT!

You thought I would never have anything nice to say about "Harley Quinn's Ass, Featuring the Sui-SHITE Squad 3", but James Gunn, made it work! Despite the Generals being Forgettable Villains, (Luna has to kill Birds to establish, he's evil!) The film is supported by Broad Characters brought out by great actors and break neck Action! Robbie was no longer the focus of the film, though she did strike the finishing blow, all the characters had resolution. Danelia Mechior, as Ratcatcher 2, despite a OC was played with such heart and Hardship behind it. John Cena with his presence and Pleasant New England Voice was perfectly cast as a flag-waving Psychopath. Stallone was a one man (shark?) Meme Machine! But The nod goes To Peter Capaldi, who picked up the slack in the performance as the repulsive, Morally Corrupt Thinker! Did it veer into Scenery Chewing?  Absolutely! AND IT WAS WHAT WAS NEEDED! We Don't know if this is the Last Suicide Squad film, or just Robbie's Last, but Good god, what a way to go out!

CREDITS

THE Suicide Squad was Reviewed, Compiled and Edited in 2 parts by Eamonn Bermingham (@RealEnli on Twitter!)

With Media from

The Suicide Squad

Superman Comics

Batman Comics

The Flash Comic

He-man and the Masters of the Universe

All media used belongs to their Respective owners. All Rights Reserved!

THE SUICIDE SQUAD Was Produced by Warner Bros and the Trademark is owned by DC Comics!

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The Suicide Squad Review

A Game of Two Halves And No Quarter: Contract Breach.

In The Hidden Sphere, where Sabaru's true form worked her League of heroes behind the scenes, she was scanning all the "Fixtures" dramatic fights with her former compatriots in the Cognitive War, knowing their Exile will be how their silence is assured. It was all about making sure that the deck was slightly out of her charges favour, After all. She played a long game when it came to hope. The others of her kind? Their greed was the reason she was the LAST Mara! Sucking on fear of humans every night! No. She will savour the moment. The League. The Planet Harmonis. The planned Future Academy. See will Savour the Meal. All she needed to do was her heroes to perform.

And fatten up the Planets with Hope!

AND NOW! OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION!

SO IT'S 2022! And like the God Janus. We are looking back at what has came and looking forward to moving on. It truly is the month for Endings and Beginnings, Contemplating and Expectation.

 What better way to start January With an Ending as our New Year's Beginning? Let's dig into the Rumoured Last Outing of Margot Robbie's Ass as Harley Quinn in THE Suicide Squad.

Well, The Poster is a Walking Spoiler! As if you couldn't avoid the memes online!

We open with Johnny Cash Folsom prison blues. We are back in Belle Reve Prison, New Orleans, Louisiana. The Elderly Genius Prisoner, Savant has being called from solitary confinement to join the Suicide Squad to shave 10 years off his term. Like before, he has his Brainstem fitted with a bomb should he escape. Our only 2 regulars are Rick Flag and Captain Boomerang, so let's meet our new recruits.

SAVANT-once an heir to an European Count. He was disowned after he was arrested for being a vigilante in Gotham city. Blessed with Photographic Memory and Sporadic amnesia, Savant is an expert on all things lethal and can read movement patterns.

BLACKGUARD- Originally a knight themed villain with super strength and energy weapons, now he's....

just a millennial asshat with a gun!

MONGAL- Mongol is an alien warlord, who once kidnapped Superman to fight other prisoners in his gladiator planet, WARWORLD!

HE'S NOT IN THIS FILM!

ITS HIS SISTER, THE ONE CREATED AS A JOKE

GET IT? SHE'S NOT MONGOL, she's MonGAL!

BECAUSE SHE'S (GASP!) A WOMAN!

ANYWAY TEN A PENNY ALIEN WITH SUPER STRENGTH!

JAVELIN-A German Olympian, who turned to crime to pay for the lavish lifestyle, his niche sport couldn't pay for!

TDK- (Nathan Fillion) more on Harvey from Teenage Witch later!

WEASEL-A College Student studying DNA born with Dwarfism, Bullied and Shot Down romantically until he injected Weasel DNA as an experiment to increase his growth past his limits.

Weasel became a character who was shown in a different light because girls thought he looked cute

"Weasel is so cute" They said.

"He Killed his Bullies and raped and killed their girlfriends"

-I CAN CHANGE HIM!

And off Course, Harley is Back, citing her little adventure in Birds of Prey as "a Road Rage Charge"!

So Harley Flirts with Javelin over his accent, TDK is coy about his name and Blackguard is an idiot! And with that being all the characterization they will get, is it no wonder the Mission Control is running a deadpool on who dies first?

That dishonour goes to Weasel, giving it's a animal power, Animal Weakness deal! Weasels can't swim And he dies off the shore of Corta Maltese. Blackguard had sold out the team to the Army, but gets a bullet in the brain! Ironic end for an idiot! And now it's time to properly introduced TDK.

Arms Falls off Boy, Later the Detachable Kid, is a hero turned Villain who can detach his arms to move them Psychically from a distance, or regrow a new pair to use the old as melee weapons. MonGAL jumps up and brings down a chopper, Killing all of the enemy....and Boomerang, and TDK, Javelin,...oh and Herself!

Oh MonGAL!

You, WOMAN! you!

In fear, Savant deserts the mission, making Waller having to detonate the bomb on his brain!

But it was all part of the plan, to send a SECOND Suicide Squad to invade, who we meet via flashback

ROBERT DUBOIS AKA BLOODSPORT! (Idris Elba) A Mercenary who once shot Superman with a Kryptonite Bullet. Waller is blackmailing him, to keep his daughter out of prison.

CHRIS SMITH AKA PEACEMAKER: A PTSD LADEN Soldier who uses Liberty to justify his murders out of being dismissed. He's played by a certain former Wrestler....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D-ZO2rGcSA

NANAWAE AKA KING SHARK: (Voice of Sylvester Stallone) Supposedly the Descendant of a Incan Shark God, NANAWAE, a humanoid Sharkman is in Belle Reve's Custody, Since being a 6 foot, 400 pound Cannibal with not only the mind, but the self control of a child is a danger to Society.

RATCATCHER 2: An original character, the Daughter to Ratcatcher, a minor Batman Villain, a cross between Fagin and The Rat King. She Controls and Communicates with rats!

And Finally, Abner Krill, aka THE POLKADOT MAN, another Minor Batman Foe, Abner created a suit than turns simple polkadots into anything (So long as it's Circular, or Spherical in nature) saw blades, shurikens, bees, holes to escape, even blackholes if he wanted to. He's Depressed and seen as a Joke. Has Mammy Issues.

So Waller leads Squad 2 in a Briefing of the real mission. Corta Maltese government was overturned in a violent coup by 2 Generals, I've already forgotten the names of. But the mission is not an Assassination. On the Island there is a facility called Jotenheim, and contained within is "Operation Starfish" Waller has no idea what's inside, only that it's a weapon and Extra Terrestrial in nature.

To present day, as the only 2 Survivors, Harley finds Javelin on his last and so he Bequeaths his eponymous weapon to to her. The other squad camp out before tracking down the inside man the Original Flash's Archenemy, Gaius Greaves, aka the Thinker! Meanwhile Harley is captured by Soldiers and Flag is captured by who I assume are Freedom Fighters.

Abner's powers are now a debilitating illness that becomes Colourful, yet Transfiguring Boils, which he must expunge by vomiting or using his powers. In the colourful lights, Bloodsport sees King Shark trying to eat A sleeping Ratcatcher. Robert shoots warning shots at the Shark, who Huff's like a small child crying "HUNGRY!" Ratcatcher reveals the source of her power is a Bulb. And That Bloodsport is afraid of rats, much to Peacemaker's Amusement.

So the team are tasked on Rescuing Flag, with Waller giving the order to kill with Extreme Prejudice. Which turns into a game of Toppers between Bloodsport and Peacemaker. Only to find Flag alive and well chatting with the leader of the resistance, oblivious that they are now standing in a mass grave.

So as we stand it's a whole trained army between 4 trained Soldiers, a  teenager, a suicidal man, a sharkthing and thousands of rats!

Meanwhile in The Jotenheim Facility, we meet the Thinker (Peter Capaldi), a Villainous Genius who has Supplemented his Brainpower with a "Thinking Cap" Modules of Computer Ram injected into his skull, as his obsession to beat the flash  reached fever pitch. The younger forgettable general, who's name is repeated a lot, so he must be important for now, Mateo asks what The Thinker is working on via a old film projector he found. The Contents on which shows "project Starfish" aka Starro the Conqueror.

Starro is an alien Starfish who once nearly conquered Earth by using parasitic Spores to attack lifeforms and turn them into mindless slaves and extensions of his will. Somehow 30 years ago, Starro was kidnapped by American Astronauts to take photos with it, when it took the Men as it's slaves, somehow landing in the care of The Thinker.

Meanwhile, Harley is in a ditch, Bound by her Javelin, in her underwear, ( Because of Course! It is Harley Quinn's Ass featuring the Suicide Squad 3), until she Is Bathed and Brought To General Mateo. And Harley goes head over heels for him. After a single Montage and Costume Change, Harley is now General Mateo's Fiance.

He exposits that for years he heard rumours that the former regime used a mind controlling beast to quell Resistance to their rule. Now that he hasn't the same power noone will get in his wa....

BANG!

YEP!

Harley kills Mateo, because as of the events of Birds of Prey, She's kind of over Supervillain type.

Fare thee Well, General Mateo!

We Hardly Knew....To Give A Fuck!

# IN THE ARMS OF ANGELS/ FLY AWAAAAAAAYYYY!

NEXT WEEK, THE TRILOGY ENDS! WILL THE SQUAD RESCUE HARLEY? DOES SHE NEED RESCUING? AND WHAT WILL BLOWUP  JOHN CENA'S BRAIN FIRST? THE BOMB IN HIS BRAIN IN THIS MOVIE? OR THE REAL BOMB IN HIS BRAIN THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT PUT THEIR FOR SAYING TAIWAN IS A COUNTRY?

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