This film is a long time coming!
You may remember the very 1st chapter of my storyline, it seems eons ago, that a meteor sent the film that would be the jumping point to my adventures.
The Most Racist Film Ever Made- Leap Year!
It's selling point was that it was from the makers of this month's film, so I have very little hopes for this film!
(this week's theme-conspicous from it's absence from 3 tickets this year The Catchiest Song In The World!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fpc4AUaHhY
Even the Cover is Uninspiring. A white Backdrop with a pink tinted Stock Photo of NYC, And in front, the Princess Of Prissiness herself, Katherine Heigl, posing with a wedding dress superimposed on to her body!
Our Film starts with a flashback and Katherine narrating on the day she found her purpose in life, at a wedding after her mother died, fixing a wedding dress with her sister's bow at age 7, made her become a wedding planner, liking herself to Mozart!
We Cut to 20 plus later, An Jane is trying on a wedding Dress...for a woman who shares her measurements. So is this a this a wedding planner would do, if asked, because wearing another woman's wedding dress seems almost psychotic!
Travelling in most Realistic New York I've seen on Film. (I was almost waiting for someone to pull a gun on Heigl, but sadly no!) As a Bridemaid to several friends of different faiths, infact tonight she has to bridemaid at 2 wedding at the same time. one Christian and one Hindi, renting a taxi for the night as she changes from a dress to a sari and vice versa, the Montage shows that both wedding parties were similar right down to every sequential detail , until she is knocked over for "comedy" during the tossing of bouqet!
She Comes to and is Revived by a handsome Man who had noticed Jane's strange behavior. This is Kevin (James Marsden), who has booked a cab for the shaken wedding Planner. He is taken aback on why anyone would voluntarily go to a wedding party, let alone 2 at the same time! Jane says that it's because he friends appreciate how well she throws these parties.
Oh, both women were really Appreciative when they both said to your face that they were (ACTUAL QUOTE FROM THE FILM) "Shorten the dress so they can wear it again!"
Turns out the Male Lead in Katherine Heigl film is A Chauvinistic He-man Woman Hater!
I'm Going to Ruin the Surprise of part 2 and put this here!
...In the Taxi, Kevin finds that Jane has let fer filofax behind, this man who is a newspaper writer plans to exploit her in a tell-all expose on this kooky stranger who didn't sleep with him on sight! Kevin is a reporter stuck in the newspaper's commitments section. For Reasons that will be revealed, but are already obvious 20 minutes in, Kevin Really Hates Weddings! So he uses the stolen Filofax to leverage a story about Jane, whilst it is really about it being a story about "GRRRRR! WEDDING BAD! CAPITALISM BAD! MONOGAMY BAD!"
You may remember the very 1st chapter of my storyline, it seems eons ago, that a meteor sent the film that would be the jumping point to my adventures.
The Most Racist Film Ever Made- Leap Year!
It's selling point was that it was from the makers of this month's film, so I have very little hopes for this film!
(this week's theme-conspicous from it's absence from 3 tickets this year The Catchiest Song In The World!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fpc4AUaHhY
Even the Cover is Uninspiring. A white Backdrop with a pink tinted Stock Photo of NYC, And in front, the Princess Of Prissiness herself, Katherine Heigl, posing with a wedding dress superimposed on to her body!
Our Film starts with a flashback and Katherine narrating on the day she found her purpose in life, at a wedding after her mother died, fixing a wedding dress with her sister's bow at age 7, made her become a wedding planner, liking herself to Mozart!
We Cut to 20 plus later, An Jane is trying on a wedding Dress...for a woman who shares her measurements. So is this a this a wedding planner would do, if asked, because wearing another woman's wedding dress seems almost psychotic!
Travelling in most Realistic New York I've seen on Film. (I was almost waiting for someone to pull a gun on Heigl, but sadly no!) As a Bridemaid to several friends of different faiths, infact tonight she has to bridemaid at 2 wedding at the same time. one Christian and one Hindi, renting a taxi for the night as she changes from a dress to a sari and vice versa, the Montage shows that both wedding parties were similar right down to every sequential detail , until she is knocked over for "comedy" during the tossing of bouqet!
She Comes to and is Revived by a handsome Man who had noticed Jane's strange behavior. This is Kevin (James Marsden), who has booked a cab for the shaken wedding Planner. He is taken aback on why anyone would voluntarily go to a wedding party, let alone 2 at the same time! Jane says that it's because he friends appreciate how well she throws these parties.
Oh, both women were really Appreciative when they both said to your face that they were (ACTUAL QUOTE FROM THE FILM) "Shorten the dress so they can wear it again!"
Turns out the Male Lead in Katherine Heigl film is A Chauvinistic He-man Woman Hater!
I'm Going to Ruin the Surprise of part 2 and put this here!
| "FIRST THEY HATE EACH OTHER....YOU KNOW THE REST! |
Meanwhile Jane has her own story arc, An Unrequited Love With her Boss. You see, Jane is not a PROFESSIONAL wedding Planner, merely a pushover, with too much time and equal Disposable Income due to being the P.A. of The Boss of a...Unspecified Company! Kate and George are going to Rose McGowan's engagement partner, But First Jane's sister (Malin Akerman, who has become curvy and incredibly more sexy since Watchmen, She looks like Jessica Simpson...IF JESSICA SIMPELTON COULD ACT!) Tess has returned from Italy, Jane, being the pushover that she is, agrees that her freeloading sister stay with her! Tess' presence annoys the prissy and anal Jane, Jane finds scrapbookings of the Commitments page all by the same Writer, who Jane admires
FORESHADOWING!
As Kevin Infiltrates the engagement Party at a Gothic Night Club, Jane thinks George bought her flowers she got this morning. Compound that George just fell for Tess who invited herself to this party, with Jane on her way to ask George out, she instead hooks up her boss with her Sister. They hit it by them joking about how much Jane is a pushover-WITH HER STANDING THERE! Only to find out, Kevin sent the flowers. He Returns the filofax, but not before revealing he read some of it.
After Recovering her Filofax, she has found that Kevin has defaced some Pages with his phone number.
At a baseball game, Jane is almost disgusted be Tess pretending to be interested in the same things George is, even claiming to be Vegetarian as he is!
Another Montage on the Hell Jane has made for herself, ending with George proposing to Tess!, the Final Straw should be Dad giving Tess their Mother's Wedding Dress, But I'm watching this Screaming "GROW A FUCKING SPINE!" At the screen!
Having finally succumbed to Kevin's Pestering, Jane has a drink with Him. Kevin thinks That Jane has a problem saying no to people. To Further annoy her sister, Tess wants to be married in the same boatclub their mother was...IN 3 WEEKS TIME!
WILL JANE PULL OFF THE WEDDING PARTY ON SHORT NOTICE? WHAT PLANS DOES JAMES HAVE THE NEWSPAPER? WHAT WILL I LOSE FIRST, MY LUNCH OR MY MIND?
FIND OUT ON THE 1ST OF JULY! ONLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
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