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ENDING #3(41-60 VIEWS)
UFO ENDING-THE VISITORS
(We cut to Joe-Jack's farm in Butt-craic, west of Ireland. An Alien tractor-beam sends to party of aliens to Joe-jack door and they knock.
WOTYAWANT?
Greetings human. We have come from a distant world many light-years away. We have come on a message of Peace. Bearing Gifts that will end War, Plague,Poverty and Famine. As our duly appointed representative. What do you say?
GET OFF MY LAND!
*GUNSHOT* THAT TAKES THE ALIEN'S HEAD CLEAN OFF!
-Joe-jack, who woz dat at the door?
-No-one Mammy! Just some Jehovah'z Witnesses!
(Over head an armada of SaucerS start destroying everything)
THANKS FOR PLAYING!
GAME OVER!
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
over the limit predictions and mini update.
All matches are in title importance.
WWE championship
Cm punk(c) vs Daniel Bryan.
my money on. Punk has being champion for nearly a year now. Bryan is now riding high using the Power of Meme. Just like Punk was last year. Except the Yes chant has transenced just bryan it has being used when something the IWC See's something they like. Point in case(Street fighter FTW!~). I won€6 on stratch cards my response. A Yes! chant! In Summary, Bryan to win cos he's on a tear.
world championship.
Lame-ass the Butt-kiss-uh!(c) vs Blandy Bore-ton vs ADR vs Chris "mr 3rd rate rock frontman" Jericho.
And it's spelt like this G-E-N-E-R-I-C.
Garish Butterfly Championship!
Fail-a (c) vs Beth Phionex
Last month. after being deafened by chants of "WeWant Kharma!" We did get the return of a former Afican-American Women's champion-Expect it wasn't Kharma.
It was Layla. Who became champion in 2 minutes.
AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN ON THAT NIGHT!
i Don't beleieve that Beth is 100% and i believe the booking will reflect that but still if Layla wins on Monday morning (gmt). NOT A SINGLE FUCK WILL BE GIVEN ON THAT NIGHT!
And your main event.
John FUCKING Cena vs John FUCKING (Most the Divas) Laurinitaus
if Rubber Johnny Loses he is fired.
with means he will win. or Shitunga will cause a run-in giving Cena a dq win. Because we are not IDIOTS ,(LIKE THE) WWE BOOKING COMMITEE!
(SORRY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PUBLISHED ON pathofenlightment.blogspot.com but i was put here by mistake. My Bad!)
WWE championship
Cm punk(c) vs Daniel Bryan.
my money on. Punk has being champion for nearly a year now. Bryan is now riding high using the Power of Meme. Just like Punk was last year. Except the Yes chant has transenced just bryan it has being used when something the IWC See's something they like. Point in case(Street fighter FTW!~). I won€6 on stratch cards my response. A Yes! chant! In Summary, Bryan to win cos he's on a tear.
world championship.
Lame-ass the Butt-kiss-uh!(c) vs Blandy Bore-ton vs ADR vs Chris "mr 3rd rate rock frontman" Jericho.
And it's spelt like this G-E-N-E-R-I-C.
Garish Butterfly Championship!
Fail-a (c) vs Beth Phionex
Last month. after being deafened by chants of "WeWant Kharma!" We did get the return of a former Afican-American Women's champion-Expect it wasn't Kharma.
It was Layla. Who became champion in 2 minutes.
AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN ON THAT NIGHT!
i Don't beleieve that Beth is 100% and i believe the booking will reflect that but still if Layla wins on Monday morning (gmt). NOT A SINGLE FUCK WILL BE GIVEN ON THAT NIGHT!
And your main event.
John FUCKING Cena vs John FUCKING (Most the Divas) Laurinitaus
if Rubber Johnny Loses he is fired.
with means he will win. or Shitunga will cause a run-in giving Cena a dq win. Because we are not IDIOTS ,(LIKE THE) WWE BOOKING COMMITEE!
(SORRY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PUBLISHED ON pathofenlightment.blogspot.com but i was put here by mistake. My Bad!)
Monday, May 14, 2012
Eamonn reviews Silent Hill Part 3
This weeks theme: Betrayal from silent hill 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkvJY-YfELs
No no no! We've established this is Silent Hill in name only. i want a theme thats as far way as this film has become.
this weeks theme- the catchiest song in the world http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Fpc4AUaHhY8=av2e
To finalise this review, Rose hurtles down Disneyland's Tower of Terror ride as the Fanatics Beat Cybill half to death.
Down in the hospital, Rose is confronted by a chorus-line of the games other well known monsters-The Nurses.
Backstory!
the nurses are representatives of sex. In this cause Alessa raped by the Janitor.
So as the nurses walk suggestivly towards Rose, orgasming at every step. Until Rose jostles into one making them all kill each other. Rose runs towards the next door and greeted by a blinding ligh-OW MY RETINAS!
After an hour of this piss pour horror the only thing that made me flinch is a white screen.
Finally in the light, Alessa voice gives us the backstory, Alessa was born out of wedlock, so she was bullied by childern, raped by Janitor and sacrificed by the order because Christabella convinced everyone that an artistic mind is a evil mind.but instead of killing the child to exorcise a demon, A demon turned Alessa into a Living Magical weapon. Alessa's last act of humanity was to separate Sharon, Herself and the Reaper into 3 forms so her goodness (sharon) would have the love she was denied.
The Reaper angry that he was summoned by the blood child posesses a willing rose to enter the church. In the Church, Sharon and Cybill are tied to pyres. Cybill turns into demon and is burnt to death without flames touching her.
ERR...WHY?
We know Cybill gets turned into a monster in SH1 but you can cure before actually killing her.
So Rose returns to tell the Order to let Sharon go before the reaper frees itself from her. Chistabella retorts. with her knife.
But this summons the reaper from below. Alessa's hospital bed springs on a jungle of barbed wire choking and killing all the order, Starting with Christabella who is raped by wire and torn apart.
Time to wrap this up.
The order, reaper and alessa are gone, Sharon and rose return home but there home is covered in mist.While Chris scenes of home is not. So are they dead? are they Alive but still in other world? seriously what the fuck is going on in this ending?
THIS FILM SUCKS!
WHERE, OH, WHERE DO I EVEN START?
Roger Avary's screenplay did what Scott Einesien's comics did. It made it a parody of itself. The lack of lighting when done right, should added to the scares. Instead half the time I couldn't make out what was going on. Then the monsters. they are not scary. In the games the monsters appear from nowhere and attack from all angles. Here, their appearance is built up and given musical accompliment.
Pyramid head's rape and killing of Anna would be more gruesome if an orchestra didn't play in the background.
So in closing, I came in with a limited of Silent Hill, and now i feel i know less if that's possible.
NOW ITS UP TO YOU TO END THIS STORYLINE!
IN TRUE SILENT HILL FASHION, EAMONN HAS WRITTEN 5 ENDINGS. BUT ONLY 1 WILL BE CHOSEN, TO CHOOSE A MORE SUITABLE OUTCOME, WE NEED YOUR PAGEVIEWS.
YOUR PAGE VIEWS WILL COMPLETELY CHANGE ALL SUBSEQUENT REVIEWS AND STORYLINES FOREVER. GET INVOLVED!
CREDITS
Silent Hill review was written, edited and compiled by Eamonn Bermingham
with Music from Silent hill1"My Heaven" in part 1,
"Angel's Thatantos" from silent hill 2 in part 2,
And betrayal also from Silent hill 2
and "Disco Romancing" aka the World's Most Catchiest song by elena
all clips belong to there respected owners.
Silent Hill is a property of Konami, Distrubuted by Pathe Films
all rights reserved.
Follow me on Youtube at http:www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkvJY-YfELs
No no no! We've established this is Silent Hill in name only. i want a theme thats as far way as this film has become.
this weeks theme- the catchiest song in the world http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Fpc4AUaHhY8=av2e
To finalise this review, Rose hurtles down Disneyland's Tower of Terror ride as the Fanatics Beat Cybill half to death.
Down in the hospital, Rose is confronted by a chorus-line of the games other well known monsters-The Nurses.
Backstory!
the nurses are representatives of sex. In this cause Alessa raped by the Janitor.
So as the nurses walk suggestivly towards Rose, orgasming at every step. Until Rose jostles into one making them all kill each other. Rose runs towards the next door and greeted by a blinding ligh-OW MY RETINAS!
After an hour of this piss pour horror the only thing that made me flinch is a white screen.
Finally in the light, Alessa voice gives us the backstory, Alessa was born out of wedlock, so she was bullied by childern, raped by Janitor and sacrificed by the order because Christabella convinced everyone that an artistic mind is a evil mind.but instead of killing the child to exorcise a demon, A demon turned Alessa into a Living Magical weapon. Alessa's last act of humanity was to separate Sharon, Herself and the Reaper into 3 forms so her goodness (sharon) would have the love she was denied.
The Reaper angry that he was summoned by the blood child posesses a willing rose to enter the church. In the Church, Sharon and Cybill are tied to pyres. Cybill turns into demon and is burnt to death without flames touching her.
ERR...WHY?
We know Cybill gets turned into a monster in SH1 but you can cure before actually killing her.
So Rose returns to tell the Order to let Sharon go before the reaper frees itself from her. Chistabella retorts. with her knife.
But this summons the reaper from below. Alessa's hospital bed springs on a jungle of barbed wire choking and killing all the order, Starting with Christabella who is raped by wire and torn apart.
Time to wrap this up.
The order, reaper and alessa are gone, Sharon and rose return home but there home is covered in mist.While Chris scenes of home is not. So are they dead? are they Alive but still in other world? seriously what the fuck is going on in this ending?
THIS FILM SUCKS!
WHERE, OH, WHERE DO I EVEN START?
Roger Avary's screenplay did what Scott Einesien's comics did. It made it a parody of itself. The lack of lighting when done right, should added to the scares. Instead half the time I couldn't make out what was going on. Then the monsters. they are not scary. In the games the monsters appear from nowhere and attack from all angles. Here, their appearance is built up and given musical accompliment.
Pyramid head's rape and killing of Anna would be more gruesome if an orchestra didn't play in the background.
So in closing, I came in with a limited of Silent Hill, and now i feel i know less if that's possible.
NOW ITS UP TO YOU TO END THIS STORYLINE!
IN TRUE SILENT HILL FASHION, EAMONN HAS WRITTEN 5 ENDINGS. BUT ONLY 1 WILL BE CHOSEN, TO CHOOSE A MORE SUITABLE OUTCOME, WE NEED YOUR PAGEVIEWS.
YOUR PAGE VIEWS WILL COMPLETELY CHANGE ALL SUBSEQUENT REVIEWS AND STORYLINES FOREVER. GET INVOLVED!
CREDITS
Silent Hill review was written, edited and compiled by Eamonn Bermingham
with Music from Silent hill1"My Heaven" in part 1,
"Angel's Thatantos" from silent hill 2 in part 2,
And betrayal also from Silent hill 2
and "Disco Romancing" aka the World's Most Catchiest song by elena
all clips belong to there respected owners.
Silent Hill is a property of Konami, Distrubuted by Pathe Films
all rights reserved.
Follow me on Youtube at http:www.youtube.com/user/ThePathofenlightment
Monday, May 7, 2012
Eamonn reviews Silent Hill Part 2
(This week's theme-Angel's Thanatos from Silent Hill 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZUTIMtxzj8
To continue where we left off, The Air Raid sirens cause all the stalls to rust. This brigs the body of the Janitor back to life as a contorted Zombie it's Touch summons cockroaches that eats the Minors alive. Rose finds Alessa before she can get closer, a partition behind her gives way and she falls through it.
Back in Real Silent Hill, Det.Gucci and Chris are looking for Rose and Sharon topside. Back in Otherworld,the Problems for Rose continue as she is cornered by Silent hill's most well known enemies.
(Papier Mache) Pyramid Head.
BACKSTORY!
(Pyramid Head represents man's rage and dominance over all things. It was summoned by Chris' feelings to find Sahron only to to divorce Rose.)
Rose runs out of the schools furnace room while in reality, she passes by the 2 men. Just when all hope is lost Cybil rescues Rose from the cockroaches. However the Siren blares again, Destroying the Roaches. As Cybil releases Rose's handcuffs, Rose pulls a piece of Marble from her ass with "hotel" carved in it and says Sharon is kept there.
Heading to the Grand Hotel. Rose comes across Dhlia again being chased by another survivor called Anna, Who talks about a "Christabella" that rules the town.
And somewhere in Minnesota,Linkara is having a heart-attack!
BACKSTORY!
This not the first time Silent Hill has being put in a medium it didn't belong in. Scott Einensen created a series of Silent Hill comic which, like this film is Silent Hill in Name Only! The main anatagonist in this crappy comic is a whiney, potty-mouthed Dead child called Christabella. Iwould tell you more but Linkara's Atop The 4th Wall does it a lot better than I could!
Finding a picture by sharon in a pigeon hole for room 111 and taking anna with them. They can't find the room. However. seeing the picture is of Sharon being burnt at the stake. Make roses check the picture in the hotel/ it lead to a secret passage and Rose loses Anna's Knife down a chasm because the plot says so.
Finding themselves In a Mannequin Factory they corner Alessa. Rose, Dong her best balancing act over a Bluescreen, Gets to the creepy dopelganger. Alessa shows off her fiery powers but it's only an illusion. The Air Raid Siren Goes off once more And Anna drags the others to the church. the other survivorspush the 3 women and Dhlia outside the church. Dahlia summons Papier Mache Pyramid Head to Kill Anna By using his powers to turn her into a cheap looking CGI effect and Ripping her skin off.
The Townspeople call the women witches, but Christabella Intervenes tending to rose while really pick-pocketing her locket.Rose is shocked that the church is the source of the Siren.
Meanwhile Chistopher is at the orphanage when they adopted Sharon for clues about Silent Hill. He accuses Gucci of leading him astray because he's from Silent Hill.
FORESHADOWING HAS ARRIVED!
But does tell Him that Alessa was indeed sacrificed by the Church of The Order.
Christabella tells Roses that if Sharon is anywhere she would have being taking to the Hospital or The Heart of Darkness. Christabella sees the photo of Sharon and calls Rose a witch. Cybill fights of the fantics as roses heads down the lift Into Part 3 into the Heart of Darkness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZUTIMtxzj8
To continue where we left off, The Air Raid sirens cause all the stalls to rust. This brigs the body of the Janitor back to life as a contorted Zombie it's Touch summons cockroaches that eats the Minors alive. Rose finds Alessa before she can get closer, a partition behind her gives way and she falls through it.
Back in Real Silent Hill, Det.Gucci and Chris are looking for Rose and Sharon topside. Back in Otherworld,the Problems for Rose continue as she is cornered by Silent hill's most well known enemies.
(Papier Mache) Pyramid Head.
BACKSTORY!
(Pyramid Head represents man's rage and dominance over all things. It was summoned by Chris' feelings to find Sahron only to to divorce Rose.)
Rose runs out of the schools furnace room while in reality, she passes by the 2 men. Just when all hope is lost Cybil rescues Rose from the cockroaches. However the Siren blares again, Destroying the Roaches. As Cybil releases Rose's handcuffs, Rose pulls a piece of Marble from her ass with "hotel" carved in it and says Sharon is kept there.
Heading to the Grand Hotel. Rose comes across Dhlia again being chased by another survivor called Anna, Who talks about a "Christabella" that rules the town.
And somewhere in Minnesota,Linkara is having a heart-attack!
BACKSTORY!
This not the first time Silent Hill has being put in a medium it didn't belong in. Scott Einensen created a series of Silent Hill comic which, like this film is Silent Hill in Name Only! The main anatagonist in this crappy comic is a whiney, potty-mouthed Dead child called Christabella. Iwould tell you more but Linkara's Atop The 4th Wall does it a lot better than I could!
Finding a picture by sharon in a pigeon hole for room 111 and taking anna with them. They can't find the room. However. seeing the picture is of Sharon being burnt at the stake. Make roses check the picture in the hotel/ it lead to a secret passage and Rose loses Anna's Knife down a chasm because the plot says so.
Finding themselves In a Mannequin Factory they corner Alessa. Rose, Dong her best balancing act over a Bluescreen, Gets to the creepy dopelganger. Alessa shows off her fiery powers but it's only an illusion. The Air Raid Siren Goes off once more And Anna drags the others to the church. the other survivorspush the 3 women and Dhlia outside the church. Dahlia summons Papier Mache Pyramid Head to Kill Anna By using his powers to turn her into a cheap looking CGI effect and Ripping her skin off.
The Townspeople call the women witches, but Christabella Intervenes tending to rose while really pick-pocketing her locket.Rose is shocked that the church is the source of the Siren.
Meanwhile Chistopher is at the orphanage when they adopted Sharon for clues about Silent Hill. He accuses Gucci of leading him astray because he's from Silent Hill.
FORESHADOWING HAS ARRIVED!
But does tell Him that Alessa was indeed sacrificed by the Church of The Order.
Christabella tells Roses that if Sharon is anywhere she would have being taking to the Hospital or The Heart of Darkness. Christabella sees the photo of Sharon and calls Rose a witch. Cybill fights of the fantics as roses heads down the lift Into Part 3 into the Heart of Darkness.
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