Eamonn reviews RV Runaway vacation

This months theme
Chris rea Road to hell- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIAUTvBOo

Hi Guys today i'm going back to basics. No story recap just me reviewing a film as myself. Why? because next month i'm kicking it off big style to review The Last Air-bender.

But before we feast on Avaturd, We wet your appettite with a film with a washed up 80s icom in a family film about camping with as much fun as the kids screaming "are we there yet?"
R.V: RUNAWAY VACATION!

Before i start i wanted to show you the dvd cover but the address was too long. so type in rv dvd cover in google images and you'll find what i was looking for.

Here we see Robin Williams trying to stop the emponymus RV from crashing to the ground, and a few feet away from the family in the background, the caravan is a crashing at a 45 degree angle and williams is at the windscreen, as the family look on in disbelief. even the face of cheryl Hines says it all as to say "Seriously How the Fuck is that Possible?"

Hell even the dvd art needs a mention as it looks like the four mains are trapped in the Phantom Zone!

So the film starts in flashback as Bob (Williams) is playing Sock Puppets and doing the worst Stallone impression Possible. After that scene that is so sweet my eyes have Diabeties, Welcome Reality, as his now teenage Daughter (now played by JoJo Levesque) are at loggerheads because she doesn't want to be seen with him.

Hey Lady, If i was Kid to Jacob the liar, i would gladly wear a Cody Rhodeth paper bag.

You remember JoJo right? you don't? she sang this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggWyUEvGcWY
Safe to say, this film killed her Career.

So Bobs family is going to a dinner party run by his prickish boss
so to we recap:
Robin Williams
Rebellious Daughter
Jackass
and we are 10 minutes in.
Expect something WACKY! to Happen and by WACKY!, I mean Shit that wouldn't happen in real Life!

And true Enough Cassy(Levesque)'s Fat friend calls todd a pollutor and throws paint at him. paint she wasn't holding in the shot beforehand.

So the family holiday to hawaii is postponed by Todd, who tells Bob to go to a meeting Colarado otherwise he is fired and will be sued. why not sue the girls family that threw the paint at your since she was a guest, and not family member?

HELLO LOGIC ARE YOU THERE?

So as you guest from the title, Bob Hires a RV to his meeting in Colardo, masquerading as his holiday, as Bitching and WACKINESS! Ensue and that is the plot to RV!

Have you a headache too? I suggest either take an asprin the SIZE OF A BRICK for your head or an Actual Brick to your head because the pain will keep on coming!

You know the main story is gonna hurt when the main charector cannot drive the plot device properly. fast forward will be your friend. the punchline is cassy getting covered by salad.
Quick! Grab my sides! they're splitting!

So the family camp out for the night but the rv needs to be hooked to the mains.
Gee, I wonder if he will get an electric shock?

no something more funny is going to happen.
The septic tank needs emptying.
THAT'S RIGHT WE HAVE TO RELY ON SCAT HUMOUR TO RAISE A CHUCKLE!

And to make it as stupid as possible, a whole bunch of piss-taking hillbillies to make fun of bob taking care of his tank. this ends as the hillbillies cheer as a geyser of shit hits Robin Williams

Thankfully A man named Travis (jeff Bridges) saves bob.

next bob is trying to cook dinner as his family stand like mannikins, they decide to eat Travis' RV

Travis introduces the Monroes to his family, The Gonichies, where the childern fall for each other,
and travis reveals his family is the one thing that could make this film more annoying.
A Family christian Rock Band!
FAST FORWARD BUTTON!

Next scene, bob sneaks out to the toilet, as one of hillbilly childern see him on the computer, but bob can't send an email in the dessert. so bob tries to get away from the hillbillies. But are stuck in a traffic jam, stopping at a petrol station, Bobs computer get stolen by a hitchhiker who hitches a ride with the Gonichies.

In Utah, Bobs Oven gets infested with raccoons, with other 3 again stand pretending they know how to act, Bob gets his ass handed to him.

Meanwhile the hillbillies realised that the computer is bob's. kicking the hitchhiker out they vow to give computer back, oblivious to the fact the monroes don't like them.

So Bob uses a stinkbomb to get rid of the raccoons, but they must now sit outside for 6 hours in the rain.Karl climbs a foam stone pillar. and falls onto a thinly disguised Waterslide after landing in front of restaurant, the family starts laughing!
haaahhaaaahhaaaa... They realised this film is the worst film Williams was in since Bicenteninal man.

Next day the Hillbillies return to return Bobs Laptop, but the monroes ditch the annoyingly perky family. so the Hillbillies do the most logical thing Possible.

Shoot the windscreen with paintguns!
What...... kind .......logic....person.....drugs....WHAT MADE YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?

Anyway they arrive in colorado where Bob Feigns stomach flu to attend his meeting which  is a success. Such a success that todd want another speech from Bob. So when the rv Drives into A lake, Bob Blurts about the meeting and the family naturally is upset.

Okay i'm sick of this film so lets end this!
Bob Blows the meeting,his kids attack Todd, The Soda factory owner offer Bob a job only for the rv to crush their car, and the credits show use that the monroes and the gonickies become a two family travelling band.

THIS FILM SUCKS!
The rv in his film is nicknamed the Big Rolling Turd! Thats what this film is. Suspension of Disbelief is peppered with continuity errors, Horrid support casting and scat jokes. Avoid this film!

CREDITS
Review was written, Edited and Compiled by Eamonn Bermingham.
Containing music by
Jojo
Stephen rea
Rv Runaway vacation is produced by Columbia
all clip footage linked to belong to there respected owners.
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Next month:THE LAST AIR BENDER!

the crap filliums ov Drew Barrymore:Lucky You

(JOE-JACK IS REVIEWING THIS MONTH,SO AS POETIC LICENCE, ALL SPELLING MISTAKES ARE INTENTIONAL)
(EAMONN'S LINE IN BLACK)
(JOE-JACK REVIEW IN BLUE)
THE STORY SO FAR....
Eamonn must rue the day he reviewed Leap Year. A mysterious coma, a pitched battle in a supermarket ending with him gaining a superpower, the Hadou-Kara Punch. and an evil force with demons in its employ that will stop at nothing to gain the power...
...and it seems they are not above killing him to get his hands on it!

(Joe-Jack sees Eamonn hunched on the floor, crying)
Aw yer big gurlz blouse! why yer cryin'?
I CAN'T DO IT!
-Do wot?
I can't do two Barrymore films back to back....YOU DO IT!...Youre always your the film critic around here...Critique this film! I'm out of here!

So...Yah!
Oi'm doing dis review on MY blog, say d'yer know wot time it iz?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSwDq_x5p8
YAAAAOOOOW!
ITS HAPPY HOUR AGAIN, SO IT IS!


Today's fillium is proof dat not everything in vegas is cool like Elvis,magic shows and Tom Jones.


Sometimes dey make rom-coms wif Drunk-o an' Da Incredible Hulk in dem!

So lets dig intah Sucky you -i mean lucky you-sorry right da first tiome!

So the fillium starts in Skid Row-
-yes. yes we are.
-as Eric Bana's charector Huck entahs a pawn shop to sell a camara t'raise money t'entah a poker tourney. He also appraises his mothers ring
PLOT ITEM!

So Huck is a poker hustler as well has his dad Elsie (Robert Duvall). but it is elsie that had real success...at the expense ov his son.

so while watching a volleyball game, huck mets Billie(Drunk-o) and introduces himself by spliting her from her boyfriend.
Our hero, ladies and gentleman, a lying scumbag in a film genre where dey r cruxified!
...but her sister(debra messing) wards the hustler ov.

so huck wins a tournament but then his dad comes in and not only wins his sons winning but the redeem ticket for the ring.

next day huck asks money from friends but no joy.So he tricks billie to give him money and they hustle as she only has $19 

So huck teaches billie poker, which also serves as exposition t'dose who don't play,Elsie comes in with Da New Wife, who rubs in da fact he now has the McGuffin.
next scene and for dose who barely survived music and lyrics in january will be sad to hear dat drew speds her screen-time singing in dis fillium too.

So more exposistion as huck tells Billie that elsie took everything his mother owned. ignoring fact that his own house is bare bar a bed for GETTING IT ON!

Next day and billie confronts Huck on stealing money(rather than filliuming it. and billie leaves vegas
HOOORRAY!

but she returns next scene.
Dahmmit!

After being misdrawn out of a qualifier, a friend gives up his spot.

To raise more money, huck and billie foolishly take a bet to play game of golf in 5 hours and in 80 strokes. but billies honesty cost him the bet.

so realising that hard work is the key,he sells the mcGuffin to elsie for chips and qualify


Tiome to put spuds on.
Billie returns to vegas, huck folds with aces and elsie loses outright, with a new sense of humidity,huck and Elsie play a friendly game. And huck and Billie kiss after regaining the McGuffin ring 

Dis fillium isn't bad, just boring! Bana has all the emotion of a shop dummy and cameos of poker stars all give wooden performances.

 IT DOESNT GET AN A RATING FER AWFUL, IT GETS A B-RATING FER BORING!

(An Air Raid siren sounds as a red mist covers the room Eamonn is in. A demon in the form of Drunk-o attacks eamonn but falls on its drunk face.)
"ow!"
-Hey drew how high is your blood alcohol level?
HADOU-KARA PUNCH!
(THE DRUNK DEMON BURNS ITS WAY BACK TO HELL!)

THE SAGA CONTINUES NEXT MONTH WITH RV-RUNAWAY VACATION.