Tuesday, September 24, 2019

CODE LYOKO: RETURN TO THE PAST, NOW!: EPISODE 49-50: DOWNLOAD AT 50%

As The Season 2 finale is only 3 episode away. Episode 49, Franz Hopper, opens with the pressure on: It's late at night and Xana has activated 5 towers each on a different zone, Only for it to be solved by the Mysterious Man in the Labcoat...Franz Hopper!

Franz Explains XANA was made as a military exercise program that would learn and adapt strategies from armies and terrorist groups, But gained Sentience, Aelita Created to be the Guardian of Lyoko. Aelita comments to Jeremie that Franz is very "Fatherly" towards her!
FORESHADOWING!
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The Next day is Jeremie's Birthday and a call from his father, Michael still want Jeremie to enroll in the school for the gifted. (From the Episode Plagued). His friends Gift Jeremie with a Portrait of him, Them and Kiwi that Odd drew from Memory.
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At the Factory Franz Tells The Heroes the scanners were not ready for live test subjects, as they cause Cell Degeneration. Sure Enough Yumi has Canc-"CELL DEGENERATION" This causes Upset, Guilt, dissension and a lot of sleepless nights.

The Next day Franz tells the Warriors he found Anti Virus data and wants the team to explore Sector 5, Jeremie Points out Franz Contradiction of using the scanners and him able to deactivate towers without being Virtualized!  But Franz calls Jeremie "The sorcerer's apprentice"....A precocious rookie who let XANA Destroy his Diary!
PLOT POINT!
Upset, Jeremie calls his father to enroll him into the school for the gifted.

As Yumi, Odd and Ulrich are Directly Transported, Jeremie finds something up with Franz, You'd remember that Jeremie was possessed by XANA and made to destroy Franz's Cd-ROM Diary, but only destroyed the box. He would only know about the details of the attack, wrong as it was, if he Virtualised to remember the events after the Return Trip,...OR IF HE WAS XANA!

On Lyoko XANA/FRANZ has upgraded the 3 heroes with Weapon Buffs, Homing darts for Odd, Projectiles for Ulrich's Katana and a multihit function for Yumi's fans, Before Aelita is virtualised, Jeremie sneaks up to her with a plan. The Buffs are nothing more than a Trojan Horse, and the heroes lose their weapons, feel real pain and they can't realize home. Aelita is stuck in the desert with the Sycozoa.

Though Weakened, our heroes are Down But not Out. Yumi and Ulrich are trained Martial Artists and Odd has a comedy boxing match with a Kreeper, Adding a Dusty Rhodes Style Flip flop and Fly to the mix. The Sycozoa absorbs Aelita, except it a trojan Horse of Jeremie's own. A Virus that messes up the Hentai Monster, It's false info on face value, Just like Yumi's Cell Degeneration.
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With Xana Gone Jeremie is back in the wheel and heals his friends after Ulrich is destroyed, but he's back in Earth. Good thing too as Xana Returns as a spectre to possess Jeremie and suffocates him from the inside. Ulrich takes control and Aelita deactivates the tower to save him. And so Jeremie Apologizes to his father and tells him he's staying with his friends!

More Franz Shenanigans In Episode 50: CONTACT!
Jeremie is stressed out so the others invite him and Aelita to the screening of Odd's film, Which turns out to be a joke at Sissi's expense! When she confronts Odd she gets Possessed by a Spectre though instead of attacking she just speaks in tongues. But The Alarm didn't go off on Jeremie's Laptop, there are no Red Towers On Lyoko!

That Night, A possessed Sissi Breaks into the Boys Dorm and Writes Jeremie an Algorithm something that shocks Jeremie since Sissi has all the depth of a shot-glass!

Putting the Algorithm into the Supercomputer It's revealed that Sissi was saying one Phrase Backwards over and Over "LET ME HELP YOU!". Yumi and Odd Kidnap Sissi from the hospital, While Aelita and Ulrich do Recon on the Forest Zone and see's a White Tower, like it's in control by a 3rd Party and 2 MetaTanks attacking it! Xana has activated a Red Tower on The Ice Zone, And possessed Sissi's Doctor, but Odd uses a Defibrillator to knock her out.

Aelita and Ulrich split to protect the forest zone and Aelita goes to the ice zone. Bringing Sissi with them Odd and Yumi are followed by DR XANA. Sissi starts typing something into the supercomputer. One Metatank is Dispatched but another kill's Ulrich's avatar, Odd takes his place and Ulrich fights DR XANA when she breaks through.

Odd saves Aelita from an Ambush and deactivates the tower. Jeremie shows the others the message that Sissi had typed in full, revealing the identity of her possessor and of the white tower
FRANZ HOPPER!
LIKE FOR REALLY FOR REALZ THIS TIME!

STRAP YOURSELF IN FOR A FORTNIGHT BECAUSE IN 2 WEEKS TIME, THE SEASON 2 FINALE THE REVELATION AND THE SECRET WILL BE OUT!

NEXT WEEK ON THIS SITE THE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL BED OF THE DEAD, BUT TWO WEEKS FROM NOW WE WILL....
RETURN TO THE PAST

NOW!
CREDITS
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Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Episode 155: Eamonn Takes A Stroll Down Main Street

Well Didn't I have an eventful summer?

There will no Storyline til after the halloween Special so let's cool down with a piece of schlock!

We Don't do Half measures here at BBO, IT'S EITHER 90 MILES A MINUTE OR BARGAIN BIN ASS!

Can't say I ever remember this film from 2010 ever getting mentioned back then But Main street doesn't look interesting. At ALL!
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I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS COVER!

Firth, Bloom and Co, Decked in Browns, Beige, whites and Blacks, Standing (IRONICALLY!) in What's called The Dynamic V Formation, looking like A group of Sad Middle aged people attempting to post a photo tagged #SquadGoals!

Luckily this film is only 90 minutes Long so time for me to pick something from Horror channel for Halloween!

We open with Found Footage of the Depression, Because Clearly Roping in not 1 but 2 Big name Actors has tapped expenses!

Cutting to Modern Day Durham County, North Carolina, where we meet 3 of our 5 mains, Mary (Amber Tamblyn) The Cheating Girlfriend of Sheriff Harris (Orlando Bloom), Who is Going to Night Class to be a Lawyer, Much to his mother's worry. We have an Elderly Tobacco Heiress selling her House as the sign of the Times Hits her.

So the Town of Durham is struggling Financally and the local Government is clutching at straws for any ideas of Revenue. Harris Had made plans with Mary, But she is on a date with the other man, Mary's mother is worried she will marry Harris for the wrong reasons (Translation: Harris may be a pushover who will let Mary Cheat on him)

Harris is pulling an all-nighter studying for his Bar Exam, We Learn that Harris' Momma is worried because his brother has Immigrated and he's all she has left!

Meanwhile The heiress is uneasy as someone from out of town has rented her warehouse and is moving in at the dead of night so she calls a Niece to Stay.

Turns out her Intuition was spot on as Colin Firth (Who Can't Do A Texan Accent For Shit!) He Has plans for this tobbaco warehouse, and for this town!

Mary is back from the date with the other man who is a lawyer. It now makes sense that Harris is only taking the Bar exam to impress Mary.

Georgiabella the Heiress' Niece named Willa Sees Firth's 2 Latino Bodyguard Do there Job and the 2 Rich Bitches get all Uppity, Not because Mr Leroy (Firth) never specifies why he is renting a warehouse in the dead of night...No, she are angry DAT DEM DERE MEXYCANS TOOK R JOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSS!

So Gus Leroy meets the mayor and it is something insidious after all, the trucks have brought in 40 kilos of Untreated Waste in Sealed Canisters. The shifty Businessman tells the mayor in no uncertain words that Georgiabella was too doddering to even ask what his intentions were, so his six months lease is legally binding though his methods were underhanded! The Carrs try and file a complaint but Sheriff Harris laughs the two women off as Senile Racists!

Mary's Boyfriend is a cheating Jackass with a wife a child and thus ends Mary's Story Arc! The Carrs issue a Subpoena to check the warehouse and are mortified by the sight of the canisters. Georgiabella tells Willa that there is no money left for her to inherit. Mary tells her mother she wants to leave Durham for Atlanta and plans to do so tomorrow, Gus asks the Carrs to extend the Contact to 5 years but Georgiabella rescinds. However This hick Town has Made A Powerful Enemy and Mr Leroy's Company is now Suing the Carrs, But Naive Georgia is caught up with his sweet-talk and she decides to give him a month to change Durham's Fortunes around!

Mary tells Harris she is leaving Durham and asks him to drive to the airport! The Carrs have a buyer at the same time the Town Hall hosts a meeting between Mr Leroy and the townspeople.

Gus offers Willa Supervisors Job to stop her suing him, something that her ole Bat of an aunty construes as Willa having Feelings for Mr D'arsehole. Admits she has feeling for him!

WHEN? WHEN WAS THIS? ALL YOU PREVIOUS INTERACTIONS WITH HIM HAD BEING YOU ANGRY WITH HIM FOR TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER SENILE AUNT! DO HAVE TO USE THE FOLLOWING JOKE, IN EVERY BADLY CONCEIVED ROMANTIC DRAMA!
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FIRST THEY HATE EACH OTHER, NOW THEY LOVE EACH OTHER....AM I ROBOT?
A Storm Means the Carrs potential Buyer wont be out Tonight. Despite this Mary is determined to leave Durham. A slow Burn of  Cuts between Leroy convincing the Town Hall his products are safe to the trucks doing a delivery in the storm, to Georgiabella's naive rambling of the good ole days, leads us to...A Car crash scene the Production crew can't afford!

Harris, with Mary still with him, is called to the scene and are shocked by the destruction. One of the Driver has being killed. Leroy is being Investigated but at Least The Carrs have sold their house...AND THE FILM JUST ENDS! WITH NO RESOLUTION ON LEROY, OR MARY OR WHERE GEORGIABELLA IS GOING TO LIVE, THE FILM JUST ENDS!

THIS FILM SUCKS!
Colin Firth sounds like he works in a cowboy themed Restaurant, The premise is boring, the Romance between Leeroy and Willa tacked on and the production lackluster, But What do expect from a film noone heard of!

CREDITS
Main Street has Reviewed, Compiled and Edited by Eamonn Bermingham (@realEnli)
With Media from
Main Street
The Simpsons
Main Street was Produced by 1984 Films
The Simpsons are the Property of Twentieth Century Fox.
All Rights Reserved. All Media Belongs to there Respective Owners!

NEXT MONTH ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
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