this months theme, because if schiender is any film as comic relief, this SHOULD ALWAYS Be the theme!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukJ8mBnWxnY&t=208s
(PREVIOUSLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!...
AND THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!
The Trip to the swim-park is nothing more than a THREE CHAPTERS LONG FILLER! Involving the wives being hit on by a steroid abusing Muscleman with a squeaky voice. Iggy (Spade) buying skimpy bikinis for Rob's Hot Daughters, Some Asshole Parenting to wean Levinshaw's boy off breast milk...By stealing milk off other children!, cutting lines and it all ending with Sandler and all four Man bitches being banned by pissing in a pool all at the same time! All of this is more important than giving any of the children any names, we only know the names of 2 of the wives and none of Rob's daughters! But a pool scene leading to them pissing? let's give that 3 chapters of a dvd!
There is a point to all this, the Busboys are taunting the "Fernado Five" on a zipwire ride to game of chicken, One of the busboys, Reilly, injures himself by abseiling by his legs. Once again the busboys blame LOSING A CHILD'S BASKETBALL GAME FOR THEIR OWN STUPIDITY!
It's the Fourth of July, and sometime between the pool and night scenes, Lenny agreed for the Rematch game against the Busboys, despite the arrow wound to Robs foot not fully healed, so Roxanne stitches cheerleader costumes to cheer the team on, But finds Out Lenny cancelled the flight to Milan BEFORE she changed her mind, But Lenny had a reason, his kids where being bought up into spoiled shallow jerks and Rita is Legally in this country, he just didn't want the others to think he was a bad parent that needed a Nanny!, Whilst Dirty Laundry is being Aired, Curt let's his wife know being unappreciated by his family has hurt his feelings, when Granny retorts with "Sissy-Man" Crap! Curt says it's him that decided not to put her in a home! Levinshaw reveals he is unemployed and hadn't had the courage to break it to his family. Lenny and Curt use their Connections to get Levinshaw a job...AND HE THEN CELEBRATES BY BEING TO FAT TO WATERSKI, BECAUSE HE'S FAT!
(Eamonn Took the dvd out and gave it to Joe-Jack.)
This dvd is evil, just like the others. depose of it carefully.
Joe-jack couldn't care less to be honest. He found a smoking hole in the graveyard of his garden and chucked the dvd in. The Smoke became a turret of flame that spiraled then streaked out of view, a raspy voice gleefully making it's plans known!
RRRRRRENNNNNVVVVVENGGGGEEEE! REVENGE! REVENGE ON THE HOUSE OF DICULCHIE!
-AW SHITE! OI TINK DIS MOIGHT BE MOI FAULT SOMEHOW!
CREDITS
Grown Ups was Reviewed, Compiled and Edited into 2 Parts (And Endured) By Eamonn Bermingham (@RealEnli)
With Content from
In Part 1
Grown Ups
Atop the Fourth Wall
and in Part 2
Bulk and Skull Theme from Power rangers
Grown Ups
Grown ups was Produced by Happy Madison Productions. All Rights Reserved. All content used belong to their respective owners!
NEXT MONTH A NEW STORYLINE! A MURDER HAS HAPPENED BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF THE VICTIM....WAS ALREADY DEAD? AND WHAT IF A SON'S LIFE WAS IN THE HANDS OF SHATTERED MEMORIES OF AN OLD MOTHER!
SUFFER LITTLE CHILDREN PART 1: PUSS N BOOTS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukJ8mBnWxnY&t=208s
(PREVIOUSLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!...
AND THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!
The Trip to the swim-park is nothing more than a THREE CHAPTERS LONG FILLER! Involving the wives being hit on by a steroid abusing Muscleman with a squeaky voice. Iggy (Spade) buying skimpy bikinis for Rob's Hot Daughters, Some Asshole Parenting to wean Levinshaw's boy off breast milk...By stealing milk off other children!, cutting lines and it all ending with Sandler and all four Man bitches being banned by pissing in a pool all at the same time! All of this is more important than giving any of the children any names, we only know the names of 2 of the wives and none of Rob's daughters! But a pool scene leading to them pissing? let's give that 3 chapters of a dvd!
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| THIS IS MY LIFE NOW! |
Ignored without his own arc til now, Curt's (Rock) Pregnant wife feels her husband has eyes for Lenny's (Sandler's) Nanny, to which she plays a broken water joke to get his attention! It leads to a Romantic Slow dance with all of the couples....Until Lenny and Levinshaw (Kevin James) prank Iggy in his sleep....BY MAKING HIM FUCK LEVINSHAWS DOG! BECAUSE SANDLER FILM!
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| SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK? |
So Let's Finish this!
The Rematch game is on and the Wives and Rita reveal their costumes and OH GOOD LORD!
They look like a bomb had gone off in a Charity Shop! and all this sewn together, In-Universe by a TOP DESIGNER!
The game is to 21, given this is the final scene, Until Levinshaw and Silver Fake Injuries out of fatigue, Bailey and Lenny substitute their sons, because why not drag the children into this pointless feud, Its the final shot and Lenny has possession he was going to win, but he looks into Bailey's sad eyes, feeling sorry for Bailey, Lenny throws the game...And so the film ends with a drunk Iggy shooting an arrow into a crowd and it hitting Reilly into the left foot, the only part of the body not broken And in a cast!
THIS FILM SUCKS!
Not Only is Adam Sandler an Actor and Producer, this is the 1st time we see him as a writer...AND HE SUCKS AT THAT TOO!
Having to follow up any dramatic or poignant moment with comedy is a easy trick to compel a reader or viewer not to give up a grim story...WHEN DONE RIGHT! But when the "joke" is Fat-Shaming, Scat or HOT KEVIN SPADE ON LABRADOR ACTION!, It's almost like An idiot doing bunny ears behind a reporter doing a bit to camera on a murder-COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR! Which is a shame because Grown-ups is a good coming of Age story, IT'S JUST A SHAME WE HAVE THESE PRICKS IN IT!
(Eamonn Took the dvd out and gave it to Joe-Jack.)
This dvd is evil, just like the others. depose of it carefully.
Joe-jack couldn't care less to be honest. He found a smoking hole in the graveyard of his garden and chucked the dvd in. The Smoke became a turret of flame that spiraled then streaked out of view, a raspy voice gleefully making it's plans known!
RRRRRRENNNNNVVVVVENGGGGEEEE! REVENGE! REVENGE ON THE HOUSE OF DICULCHIE!
-AW SHITE! OI TINK DIS MOIGHT BE MOI FAULT SOMEHOW!
CREDITS
Grown Ups was Reviewed, Compiled and Edited into 2 Parts (And Endured) By Eamonn Bermingham (@RealEnli)
With Content from
In Part 1
Grown Ups
Atop the Fourth Wall
and in Part 2
Bulk and Skull Theme from Power rangers
Grown Ups
Grown ups was Produced by Happy Madison Productions. All Rights Reserved. All content used belong to their respective owners!
NEXT MONTH A NEW STORYLINE! A MURDER HAS HAPPENED BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF THE VICTIM....WAS ALREADY DEAD? AND WHAT IF A SON'S LIFE WAS IN THE HANDS OF SHATTERED MEMORIES OF AN OLD MOTHER!
SUFFER LITTLE CHILDREN PART 1: PUSS N BOOTS!
