(Eamonn Entered the Room dressed in Riot Gear, approaching the dvd player
BRING IT ON! COME ON SANDLER! LETS HAVE YOU AND YOUR MAN-BITCHES DO YOUR WORST!
(ONE SHOWING LATER!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSpcXtFe1Jo
I must be a Masochist.
I must be.
Who In their right mind would watch 2 Adam Sandler Films in the space of a calendar year?
So the film starts at a high school basketball game, with children who SUPPOSED TO BE! the past versions of our 5 stars! the only thing they got right was hiring a black kid to play Rock and a mulleted squirt to play Spade!
So The Fernado Five celebrate a win, despite one of the kids on the opposing team complaining that Future's Sandler's foot was over the line, that night the coach gives a speech about living life to it's fullest. 30 years later and Lenny (Sandler) is an overworked hollywood agent married to Salma Hayek with 2 spoilt brats. And in a cute reveal they have a daughter also. who got the news about the Coach's passing and stole the car, to "Drive to Heaven to bring his friend back because Daddy is too Busy!"
aww!
BUT NEVER MIND THAT SHIT! LETS HAVE FAT BITCH FALL OVER SOMETHING BECAUSE FAT PEOPLE FALLING OVER IS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY ARE FAT!
Chris rock also receives the news, he is a house-husband who's best efforts are mocked by his family. Kevin Spade gets the news and asks to comfort the coaches Niece... to get in her pants!
KEVIN SPADE, EVERYBODY!
And Rob Schiender is a masseuse into Granny Fanny!
SANDLER'S ORIGINAL MAN BITCH, EVERYBODY!
So the funeral introduces Lenny's wife Roxanne (Hayek) and puts names onto the others. Fat Manbitch is Levinshaw. Black Manbitch is Curt. Mulleted Manbitch is Iggy and Rob is....Rob!
Unbeknownst by Roxanne, Lenny has rented the Lake-House that the 5 boys celebrated their game win 30 years ago, despite Roxanne needing to go to Milan to launch her fashion brand tomorrow morning! At the funeral, the Crosseyed guy from Waterboy is one the other team that lost 30 years ago and hold a grudge over it. OVER A CHILD'S GAME!
Lenny isn't Whiter than white either, it seems that Lenny's Chinese Nanny may be Illegal and he knows it! Sandler has also Written a Breast feeding Sub-plot with Spade Perving over Mrs Levinshaw BECAUSE SANDLER FILM!
We cut to the Lakehouse and now that Lenny's daughter has being exposed to death and at young age, crying over the use of a bug-zapper!
After a filler scene amd showing us this film blew it's budget on a giant bunion, the 5 asshole parent do some Asshole Parenting with a rope swing at a lake so who else but the fat guy who can only be funny falling over shit to make thin people laugh has his time to shine!
At a Restaurant, turns out the entire opposing team are now busboys at this restaurant, and blame's "Mr Hollywood bigshot" for cheating and for ruining their lifes ever since!
So A CHILD'S BASKETBALL GAME, MADE YOU FAIL AT SCHOOL, AND LIFE? YEAH RIGHT!
Also Sandler (throws up middle finger) Crams this with walnuts!
Speaking as someone who has worked in Restaurant Kitchens and has relations who do, how dare you say that that work is beneath YOU?
-SO when the Busboys challenge the heroes to a game, Lenny naturally ignores this. When he tells the others that he and his family are leaving for Milan, he is guilt tripped into staying, but Roxanne is angry that his explanation has made her look like Dragon Lady...and walks out with Toilet Paper stuck to her ass, because Sandler has to undignify anyone who out-acts him in any screenplay he personally Writes, BECAUSE SANDLER FILM!
With Coach Buzzard's Ashes in tow, they row to an island to spread them, Rob Reveals that his 3 Teenage daughters are coming to stay, 2 of them are hot, because we have have to have a arc for Spade! God Forbid if we ignore the Sleazy Scumbag Typecast!
To cheer up Rob, the Boys play Russian Roulette with a bow And Arrow, ending with Rob getting the arrow through his foot, in pain he lashes out at his Septuagenarian wife, Gloria.
That Night, Roxanne herself has to pack her bags to Milan, (a Running Joke is that Lenny has told the others that Rita is not full time nanny but a student from China, and keeps buying her medical books to read!) so when her daughter comes in with a loose tooth, and says the tooth fairy doesn't exist!
NICE ONE HAYEK! NOW YOU HAVE TO BE IN TOOTH FAIRY 3 WITH STEPHEN MERCHANT TELLING YOU ALL HIS "JOKES!"
While Roxanne feels like she has failed as a parent and that her children has lost their childhood, she is happy to find that her kids and her children are playing with tin can telephones!...and moment is ruined by Granny farting into a tincan...BECAUSE SANDLER FILM!
So Roxanne decides to stay in America, so she asks what would Lenny aged 12 spend a day like this. after a Masturbation joke in front of Children....
...Lenny decides a trip to the waterpark for some Fan service and Disservice should start part in August...ONLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
BRING IT ON! COME ON SANDLER! LETS HAVE YOU AND YOUR MAN-BITCHES DO YOUR WORST!
(ONE SHOWING LATER!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSpcXtFe1Jo
I must be a Masochist.
I must be.
Who In their right mind would watch 2 Adam Sandler Films in the space of a calendar year?
So the film starts at a high school basketball game, with children who SUPPOSED TO BE! the past versions of our 5 stars! the only thing they got right was hiring a black kid to play Rock and a mulleted squirt to play Spade!
So The Fernado Five celebrate a win, despite one of the kids on the opposing team complaining that Future's Sandler's foot was over the line, that night the coach gives a speech about living life to it's fullest. 30 years later and Lenny (Sandler) is an overworked hollywood agent married to Salma Hayek with 2 spoilt brats. And in a cute reveal they have a daughter also. who got the news about the Coach's passing and stole the car, to "Drive to Heaven to bring his friend back because Daddy is too Busy!"
aww!
BUT NEVER MIND THAT SHIT! LETS HAVE FAT BITCH FALL OVER SOMETHING BECAUSE FAT PEOPLE FALLING OVER IS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY ARE FAT!
Chris rock also receives the news, he is a house-husband who's best efforts are mocked by his family. Kevin Spade gets the news and asks to comfort the coaches Niece... to get in her pants!
KEVIN SPADE, EVERYBODY!
And Rob Schiender is a masseuse into Granny Fanny!
SANDLER'S ORIGINAL MAN BITCH, EVERYBODY!
So the funeral introduces Lenny's wife Roxanne (Hayek) and puts names onto the others. Fat Manbitch is Levinshaw. Black Manbitch is Curt. Mulleted Manbitch is Iggy and Rob is....Rob!
Unbeknownst by Roxanne, Lenny has rented the Lake-House that the 5 boys celebrated their game win 30 years ago, despite Roxanne needing to go to Milan to launch her fashion brand tomorrow morning! At the funeral, the Crosseyed guy from Waterboy is one the other team that lost 30 years ago and hold a grudge over it. OVER A CHILD'S GAME!
Lenny isn't Whiter than white either, it seems that Lenny's Chinese Nanny may be Illegal and he knows it! Sandler has also Written a Breast feeding Sub-plot with Spade Perving over Mrs Levinshaw BECAUSE SANDLER FILM!
We cut to the Lakehouse and now that Lenny's daughter has being exposed to death and at young age, crying over the use of a bug-zapper!
After a filler scene amd showing us this film blew it's budget on a giant bunion, the 5 asshole parent do some Asshole Parenting with a rope swing at a lake so who else but the fat guy who can only be funny falling over shit to make thin people laugh has his time to shine!
At a Restaurant, turns out the entire opposing team are now busboys at this restaurant, and blame's "Mr Hollywood bigshot" for cheating and for ruining their lifes ever since!
So A CHILD'S BASKETBALL GAME, MADE YOU FAIL AT SCHOOL, AND LIFE? YEAH RIGHT!
Also Sandler (throws up middle finger) Crams this with walnuts!
Speaking as someone who has worked in Restaurant Kitchens and has relations who do, how dare you say that that work is beneath YOU?
-SO when the Busboys challenge the heroes to a game, Lenny naturally ignores this. When he tells the others that he and his family are leaving for Milan, he is guilt tripped into staying, but Roxanne is angry that his explanation has made her look like Dragon Lady...and walks out with Toilet Paper stuck to her ass, because Sandler has to undignify anyone who out-acts him in any screenplay he personally Writes, BECAUSE SANDLER FILM!
With Coach Buzzard's Ashes in tow, they row to an island to spread them, Rob Reveals that his 3 Teenage daughters are coming to stay, 2 of them are hot, because we have have to have a arc for Spade! God Forbid if we ignore the Sleazy Scumbag Typecast!
To cheer up Rob, the Boys play Russian Roulette with a bow And Arrow, ending with Rob getting the arrow through his foot, in pain he lashes out at his Septuagenarian wife, Gloria.
That Night, Roxanne herself has to pack her bags to Milan, (a Running Joke is that Lenny has told the others that Rita is not full time nanny but a student from China, and keeps buying her medical books to read!) so when her daughter comes in with a loose tooth, and says the tooth fairy doesn't exist!
NICE ONE HAYEK! NOW YOU HAVE TO BE IN TOOTH FAIRY 3 WITH STEPHEN MERCHANT TELLING YOU ALL HIS "JOKES!"
While Roxanne feels like she has failed as a parent and that her children has lost their childhood, she is happy to find that her kids and her children are playing with tin can telephones!...and moment is ruined by Granny farting into a tincan...BECAUSE SANDLER FILM!
So Roxanne decides to stay in America, so she asks what would Lenny aged 12 spend a day like this. after a Masturbation joke in front of Children....
...Lenny decides a trip to the waterpark for some Fan service and Disservice should start part in August...ONLY ON BOGGER BOX OFFICE!
