st patrick day special: the worst Dahm kids films of my childhood.PERIOD.

Hey guy its Eamonn

Joe-jack cant be here because he's gone to his pilgramage to the dog-dirt shaped like the blessed virgin.
such is the wonder of the backwater that is the West of Ireland. they only had electricity for a decade now!

10.
the bare foot executive
okay stop me if i say anything sounds stupid! a mail-worker in a tv station uses his girlfriends chimp to pick the top proogrammes
Audience: stop!
okay so you will really hate this movie!

9.
Anastasia
hey kids its a true story about the Russian princess who survived the maasacre of her family by the Bolseviks...with talking bats and a zombie rasputin..Hello?

8 sister act 1 and 2
okay they are good films but to have it show in lent or easter...EVERY. FUCKING. YEAR!??!

7.babe pig in the city.
drug smuggling,animal cruelty and a pig being half hanged...for kids!

6 any christmas film shown out of place.
really. i mean it happens all the time somewhere

5 power rangers turbo the movie.
lame and camp film for lame and camp tv series. what kid of shit was i into as a kid?

4
street fighter.
my hatred for this film is legandary. so i wont even start to rant about its bullshit!

3
sub-urban commando
say it with me now!
I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

2
any film that made by americans or any non irish country for st patricks day!
these film go by to categories.
BORDERLINE and RASCIST!

1
Rainbow
if you havent seen this film then dont! this Bob hopskins horse-shit has the worst story and the worst special effects about a bunch that travel across america in a rainbow and must return crock-gold to it before all the colour and therefore all the good in the world is washed away?

THATS BULLSHIT!

Next month Joe-Jack will be back to review yet another shit storm of a film
for now,
i'm the enlighted one
and its being my pleasure!